Humorous and funny Flatulence poems and/or funny poems about Flatulence. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Flatulence funny poems!
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
body, humorous, wind,
Flatulence
For goodness sake, please stop
farting! I can smell that
foul stench all around our
flat. It stinks like a dead
fish! Small kids find it great
fun to let rip with their
farts … and then leave the room !
For fun ... Inspired by F Plaiedes contest… I will go with my gut reaction and enter my Fireworks poem lol
09/22/16
Written by
Elliott Bowe The Drunken Poet
Categories:
funny,
Flatulence
Movie theater crowded.
Abdomen bubbles,
a scent delivers troubles,
the scent strikes with brass knuckles
the man who dealt it chuckles.
People pinch their noses and squints their eyes.
the man who dealt it continued to eat his cheese fries,
someone yells, were in the move theater cant you realize!
By: Elliott Bowe
POOPING & FARTS contest
Sponsor:Destroyer ~ Poet
Written by
Mark Paul Van Der Merwe
Categories:
dedication, environment, humor, humorous,
Ode To Flatulence For Jan
Our invisible enemy, helping us to our end,
Not seen by eye, even by the normal shy,
Blowing plants and trees, with a smelly breeze,
Leaves, branches shivering, scary as delivering,
Now and then a gust, lifting up clouds of gross dust,
We complain, no remorse, knowing your source,
Not knowing your control, not respecting your role,
With you, what a mess, life is a major stress,
Not helping our ozone, pollution blown everywhere,
Polluting our sky’s, in your amazing disguise,
Our life you shorten, with every breath, our invisible enemy.
Written by
Robbie Mcclellan
Categories:
dad, father son, funny, giggle, humor, humorous, my children,
Fast Flatulence
A conversation between me and my son a few years ago about the man who jumped out of the balloon from the stratosphere
I was trying to explain to the kids about Baumgartners jump from the balloon today and how he would be traveling faster than the speed of sound. Tyler asked what would happen if he farted? I said I guess he wouldn't hear it until his parachute deployed and his fart caught up with him. Then all the questions turned to weather he would smell the fart as it passed by and I completly lost control of the conversation when he started talking about fart parachutes.
Written by
Deb M
Categories:
fun, humor, silly,
Flatulence
Flatulence has many a name
I heard the poshest today
A saying oh so eloquent and fancy
It blew me away!
This saying is rather grand
Voiced only by the best
“Attention one and all”
“Who is responsible for?”
“That waft of unpleasantness”!!
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
body, humorous, senses, wind,
Flatulence - a Subject Not To Be Sniffed At
So I write about farting and pooh
But fart sniffing may prove good for you
Foul hydrogen sulphide
has been found to provide
benefits helping cells stay like new
Inspired by an item in a magazine which lead me to find a link and I had a blast writing the poem!
https://nypost.com/2017/10/27/sniffing-your-partners-farts-could-help-ward-off-disease
7/12/19
Written by
Deb M
Categories:
fun, humor, nonsense, silly,
Flatulence Yes You Heard It
Flatulence has many endearing names
Most commonly known as a fart
A blow off, fluff, clanger, puff of love
Just a few from a long list and chart
Its an explosive common bodily function
Erupting, blowing ,wafting throughout the world
Yet no matter how many times we hear one
We laugh like its the first one we have ever heard!!!
Written by
Robin L. Gass
Categories:
funny, introspection
Flatulence of the Brain
Thoughts are growing
going faster
twisting spinning
a disaster
jumping thumping
bumping banging
alarms are ringing
clinging clanging
mental meltdown
overloading
whirlwind
brainstorm
mind exploding!
Brain brain
go away
Robin doesn't
want to play
you just have
too much to say
save it for
another day!
Written by
Dale Gregory Cozart
Categories:
humor, word play,
Political Organization With Flatulence
farty
party
Written by
Sotto Poet
Categories:
analogy, humorous, longing,
Loving Flatulence - First Place Contest Winner
Written: June 21, 2023
POOP Poetry Contest Sponsored by: JAN ALLISON
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He admired her from the start,
and she quickly stole his heart.
One thing, though, wasn't fair,
with love mood in the air,
she widespread love with a fart!
Written by
Mark Stubbs
Categories:
appreciation, child, fun, humor, humorous, nonsense, youth,
Flatulence
Oh gaseous anomaly, of my digestion
Escapage from where, is the question
A topic of much fun, hilarity and jest
School boys compete, to see who's is best.
Velocity, decibels, and length of time.
All vital in assessing, if it's sublime.
But pinnacle of fustiness has to be.
Sprout, egg sarnies and over ripe brie
In conclusion a fart is truly an art
Enjoy it, embrace it, have a good fart.