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Donald J Bennett
fantasy, funny, old,
A sad old flea and a silly old gnat
were boogieing it down
on the neck of an aristocrat
When suddenly Splat
And that was that
adventure, bullying, dog, giggle, humor, humorous, moving on,
Did you hear of the angry flea
Who flitted about crabbily?
Well it hopped a dog
Who fell in a bog,
And they floated far out to sea.
James Ray Morris
funny, happiness, life, on work and working, people, places
Bargain hunters searching
with pockets a-jingling.
Is that a flea on me?
Get off of me you flea
'Cause I'll crush your crust
And I'll flick your dust
Then You'll see I don't like fleas
Who said that money doesn't grow on trees
You can't pick it anytime that you please
But throughout this recession
My dog's in depression
For to a circus I'm selling his fleas
The Flea and the Fly.
"You have an attitude at altitude."
Said the Fly as he flew,
to the Flea as he jumped
in the air as they bumped.
"Swearing like that".
"An attitude at altitude".
Said the Flea as he fell,
to the Fly flying by.
"I think you surly jest
you flypast pest".
Said the Fly faraway.
"I"ve gone and hurt my knee "said the Flea
groaning on the ground.
"Blooming Fly I hope you die
and all I can say at the end of the day
is I had the Height of way"!
One appointment I'd like to forget
A place that always makes me sweat
A simple doctor's exam
He doesn't know who I am
I took a wrong turn and went to the vet
Tick, tick, tick tick flea
Said the sheep as she did her ablution
These pesky things get everywhere
Is there really no final solution
With just one haircut in the spring
Followed close, by our annual wash
We’re girls you know, it’s not the thing
How on earth can we ever be posh
If only we were human, we
Could bathe when we wanted, what bliss
We’d have bath time, spring, summer and autumn
But in winter we’d give it a miss
© John W Fenn 18-09-2009
Horse drawn carriages were at the will of the stag
What if he had a scrap with his nagging old nag
Must be the same
In the equestrian game
It's a universal complaint for us male fleabags