Funny Poems About Flea or Flea Funny Poems

Humorous and funny Flea poems and/or funny poems about Flea. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Flea funny poems!

Written by Donald J Bennett
Categories: fantasy, funny, old,

A Sad Old Flea

A sad old flea and a silly old gnat
were boogieing it down
on the neck of an aristocrat
When suddenly Splat
they're flat
And that was that

Written by Richard Breese
Categories: adventure, bullying, dog, giggle, humor, humorous, moving on,

resentful flea

hear about the angry flea

flitting about crabbily

it hopped on a dog

who fell in a bog

and both floated out to sea.


Written by James Ray Morris
Categories: funny, happiness, life, on work and working, people, places

A Day At the Flea Market

Dealers arriving
Merchandise appearing.
Bargain hunters searching
Treasures departing.
Dealers exiting
with pockets a-jingling.

Written by Ned Flanders
Categories: funny

The Flea and the Fly

The Flea and the Fly.

"You have an attitude at altitude." 
Said the Fly as he flew, 
to the Flea as he jumped 
in the air as they bumped. 

"Swearing like that". 

"An attitude at altitude". 
Said the Flea as he fell, 
to the Fly flying by. 
"I think you surly jest 
you flypast pest". 

      "What?" 
Said the Fly faraway. 

"I"ve gone and hurt my knee "said the Flea 
groaning on the ground. 
"Blooming Fly I hope you die 
and all I can say at the end of the day 
is I had the Height of way"!

Written by Rockman Pritts
Categories: funny

Flea Limerick

Is that a flea on me?
Get off of me you flea
'Cause I'll crush your crust
And I'll flick your dust
Then You'll see I don't like fleas


Rockman  :-)


Written by Larry Belt
Categories: funny

Flea Circus

Who said that money doesn't grow on trees
You can't pick it anytime that you please
But throughout this recession
My dog's in depression
For to a circus I'm selling his fleas

Written by Larry Belt
Categories: funny

Flea Dip

One appointment I'd like to forget
A place that always makes me sweat
A simple doctor's exam
He doesn't know who I am
I took a wrong turn and went to the vet

Written by John Fenn
Categories: animals, funny

Tick Tick Tick Tick Flea

Tick, tick, tick tick flea
Said the sheep as she did her ablution
These pesky things get everywhere
Is there really no final solution
With just one haircut in the spring
Followed close, by our annual wash
We’re girls you know, it’s not the thing
How on earth can we ever be posh
If only we were human, we
Could bathe when we wanted, what bliss
We’d have bath time, spring, summer and autumn
But in winter we’d give it a miss

© John W Fenn  18-09-2009

Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: humorous,

Male Flea Bags

Horse drawn carriages were at the will of the stag What if he had a scrap with his nagging old nag Must be the same In the equestrian game It's a universal complaint for us male fleabags