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abuse, anti bullying, flower, funny, garden, hurt, summer,
I once knew a bee that could sing
It worked for a queen and a king.
But they preferred honey
And paid it no money,
So now it sings backup for Sting.
flower, garden, giggle, humorous,
her husband made her
a beautiful scented bath…
pity it’s outdoors!
Inspired by the above picture which was taken by my hubby when we were out walking today
AWARDED POTD 3RD SEPTEMBER
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age, angel, baseball, beauty, butterfly, caregiving, celebration, character, child, father daughter, feelings, film, fishing, flower, football, children, for her, friend, fun, funny, gender, girl, girlfriend, giving, graduation, grandfather, grandmother, grandparents, growing up, growth, hair, happiness, happy, health, heart, hero,
Dancing all around
Frolicking through fields
Just like you!
making love, not war
absence, age, angel, april, baptism, beautiful, beauty, bible, birth, blue, boat, body, books, boyfriend, bridal shower, flower, for her, forgiveness, freedom, funny, games, garden, girlfriend, goodbye, graduation, poetry, voice, wisdom, women, words, writing, youth,
You send bolts through my skin
something I was never to
accomplish with you, when I
saw you it's like my heart sank
to my stomach and I was in
shock my body still my body
heavy felt like when I moved I
was about to fall to my knees
you make me want to get
inside my brain pick you up and
take you out pick you one by
one like a flower because I do
love you and love you not.
car, confusion, drink, flower, giggle, humor, humorous,
There once was a thief from Chile
Who liked to drink milk with a lilly.
Well the judge was aghast
When examining his past,
But decided he was just silly.
Suresh Babu Palani
beauty, cute love, desire, emotions, feelings, flower, fun, hilarious, imagery, love, lust, metaphor, nature, youth,
Dewdrops visit blooms
at night and leave by daybreak:
A secret affair.
art, flower, funny,
their straw like green stem
sucks up the seltzer water in the vase
and spritzes VanGogh sunflowers
animals, children, funny, flower, flower,
This is the story of Buffalo Bill
An ordinary buffalo was he - until
A beautiful flower he saw on a hill
Instead of grazing
He just stood gazing
With joy the flower did him fill
Soon left behind was Buffalo Bill
The herd thinking he might be ill
Not knowing why he stood so still
The flower - swaying
To Bill was saying
Stay here forever Do say you will
Everyone heard about Buffalo Bill
First from Jack and then from Jill
They all went running up the hill
To see this flower
That had such power
To discover an ordinary daffodil
children, flower, funny, humor,
He came from a world they call shower
And he never knew of its power
For even the sun
Sensed when he was done
For it changed a son into flower
allusion, crush, flower, for her, giving, humorous,
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allegory, angst, beautiful, beauty, childhood, dark, daughter, dedication, dog, dream, flower, forgiveness, funny, growing up, hope, inspirational, metaphor, stress, tribute, visionary, women,
Is my life not tortured enough for you to see?
I am broken as can be.
My heart is torn.
My tears stain these perfect floors.
Why are singing with glee?
Why do you not care about my every plea?
I am trapped in your arms.
I am the hopeless moth.
How did you pick me?
What is it that you see?
A girl untouched by life?
A flower blooming in the desert?
I have said goodbye to my loving integrity.
You took that from me through R-A-P-E.
fantasy, flower, funny,
There’s a prickly old man who seemed lazy
Yet while loafing he pushed up a daisy
And said with some practice
He’d force up a cactus
Just to prove that the gods must be crazy
friendship, funny, happiness, uplifting, boy,
Are placed in his
Ginger hair, the yellow and purple, blend
He smiles and poses for the camera
Glad to become
animal, dance, flower, funny, humor,
little monkey face little Dragon Monkeys sway they’re dancing orchids * * Note -Flowers Imitating Monkeys--Dracula simian, and Orchis simia
animal, butterfly, flower, kids, funny, humorous, nature,
Twinkling little elephant toes
Prancing through the Garden Of Woes,
With his long dainty nose.
"Good morning to you",
says a cute butterfly.
With cheeks glowing pink
The mammoth creature whispers, "Hi".
Turning from pink
To bright crimson red,
He bats his lashes
And hides his head.
As the butterfly turns
And flutters away,
The prancing little elephant
Continues to play.
I realize then
That it's time for bed.
Cuz, the dancing pink elephant
Is all in my head!
caregiving, feelings, flower, funny, health, nature, river,
Cold swift river
Sneezes on the lotus shore
Take 2 aspirin
flower, for her, humorous, valentines day,
If I gave you them - you’d probably kill me.... but you could re-use them on my grave!
Contest: Melt my heart with just one line
Written on 11th Feb 2016
nature, spring, flower, flower, spring, giggle,
I can hear the water,
a giggle almost,
in the small cold spring
by which I sat
that foggy morning,
sketchbook, pen, and watercolors in hand.
A weed with a single white flower
grew from the innards
of a half submerged,
alive with neon-green moss.
A brilliant web
spun by a tiny jewel-orange spider
laced the flower to the log.
I dipped my brush in the spring water,
washed it around in the appropriate colors,
painted the scene as best I could,
never coming close to capturing
the brilliance of flower, moss and spider.
Only approximations of nature are possible.
flower, funny, goodbye, imagination, leaving, nature, summer,
Goodbye sweet friend it's time to go,
Don't act as if you did not know.
Now is the chance for me to show,
You have become my greatest foe
I'm leaving you at dawn.
Remember when we used to be
Like peas in a pod, you and me?
Now all I want is to be free
It's time I'm moving on.
The sun awoke to bless my sky,
Wind has given me wings to fly,
I'm feeling so free, I cannot lie
Turning I whisper one last goodbye,
As I'm leaving you at dawn.
Today has become my greatest test...
Find a field where my seed shall rest
Till when next year I'm a Dandelion pest.
That's why I'm moving on.
Written for Anthony Slausen’s Contest Moving On
animal, cat, drink, flower, funny love, humor, pets,
The royal cat nips from staring morning glories drunkenly pounces
flower, garden, humorous,
Stop buzzing round my head bee
I am not a flower
I'll go and have a shower
I know I 'm smelling sweaty
This I must agree
Working in the garden
Has made a smelly me.
Buzz off and feed now
flowers over there
Go and fill on pollen
I'm a gardener that cares
Sing to my old man's a dustman
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7GeZ3YmONw. Wait til he starts the my old man part
Penned 9 July 2013
Contest Song Lyric
fire, flower, for her, friend, funny, gender, giggle,
Flaws. And the flush of speckled skin.
My throat closes off and I break.
Dead men keep breathing.
Mourners heal quickly.
Eyes open, reset, and we begin.
flower, funny, humorous,
The corpse flower, like
the armpits of rancid love,
your bouquet floors me.
appreciation, beauty, humor, metaphor,
There are some flowers I prefer the most
They have extraordinary qualities
With unique sizes grown from coast to coast
But they do have some similarities
One can't imagine just how soft they are
So sexually arousing to the touch
Their fragrances are sold in small bell jars
You'll find these flowers at weddings and such
Whenever I pass one I have to look
Can't help myself they are so beautiful
No one would ever press one in a book
No book that I know of is suitable
A woman is the flower I like best
What I like most about them, you can guess.
an original poem by Daniel Turner
not for contest
extraordinary- 5 syllables