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Poem Details | by
Paula Goldsmith |
Categories:
fish, fishing, flower, humor, river, strength,
big strong furry brown
fishing for salmon with paws~
prancing through flowers
Date Written: 4/12/2022
3 Place
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Poem Details | by
Richard Breese |
Categories:
abuse, anti bullying, flower, funny, garden, hurt, summer,
i knew a bee that could sing
it worked for a queen and king
but they preferred honey
and paid it no money
now it sings backup for sting.
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
flower, garden, giggle, humorous,
her husband made her
a beautiful scented bath…
pity it’s outdoors!
Inspired by the above picture which was taken by my hubby when we were out walking today
AWARDED POTD 3RD SEPTEMBER
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Poem Details | by
Debra L Brown |
Categories:
2nd grade, 3rd grade, flower, giggle, nature, spring, winter,
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Winter and spring had a fight.
We had 4 inches of snow late last night.
The tulips and daffodils are covered in snow.
Cold winds and temperatures above zero.
Their dear mother said, "You two better play nice!"
"Do not cross me or you'll pay the price."
Poem Details | by
Smail Poems |
Categories:
age, angel, baseball, beauty, butterfly, caregiving, celebration, character, child, father daughter, feelings, film, fishing, flower, football, children, for her, friend, fun, funny, gender, girl, girlfriend, giving, graduation, grandfather, grandmother, grandparents, growing up, growth, hair, happiness, happy, health, heart, hero,
Pretty princesses
Dancing all around
Frolicking through fields
Very beautiful
Just like you!
Poem Details | by
Arlene Smith |
Categories:
funny, drug,
psychedelic drugs
population explosion
making love, not war
Poem Details | by
Brittney Lopez |
Categories:
absence, age, angel, april, baptism, beautiful, beauty, bible, birth, blue, boat, body, books, boyfriend, bridal shower, flower, for her, forgiveness, freedom, funny, games, garden, girlfriend, goodbye, graduation, poetry, voice, wisdom, women, words, writing, youth,
You send bolts through my skin
something I was never to
accomplish with you, when I
saw you it's like my heart sank
to my stomach and I was in
shock my body still my body
heavy felt like when I moved I
was about to fall to my knees
you make me want to get
inside my brain pick you up and
take you out pick you one by
one like a flower because I do
love you and love you not.
Poem Details | by
Richard Breese |
Categories:
car, confusion, drink, flower, giggle, humor, humorous,
there once was a thief from chile
who liked to drink milk with a lilly
well the judge was aghast
examining his past
but decided he was just silly.
Poem Details | by
Paula Goldsmith |
Categories:
flower, humor, morning, rain, spring, sun, wind,
Spring is the time to venture out and play
the pretty flowers are wearing the bees
maybe it is bright and sunny all day
early morning may come with a cool breeze.
Did you remember to put on bug spray
or you will be lunch and eaten alive
make sure that you do not become their prey
watch out for the low large hanging beehive.
Springtime can bring sun and much needed rain
we sneeze and blow our nose as flowers grow
today their beautiful colors will reign
as the soft wind will magically blow.
I cannot wait for this warm special time
and hear the ringing sound from the wind chime.
Date Written:2/2/2023
4 Place
Poem Details | by
Suresh Babu Palani |
Categories:
beauty, cute love, desire, emotions, feelings, flower, fun, hilarious, imagery, love, lust, metaphor, nature, youth,
Dewdrops visit blooms
at night and leave by daybreak:
A secret affair.
Poem Details | by
Dale Gregory Cozart |
Categories:
flower, humor,
Two rose petals fall
one on top of the other
fragrant delicto
Poem Details | by
Layla Elkoulily |
Categories:
allegory, angst, beautiful, beauty, childhood, dark, daughter, dedication, dog, dream, flower, forgiveness, funny, growing up, hope, inspirational, metaphor, stress, tribute, visionary, women,
Is my life not tortured enough for you to see?
I am broken as can be.
My heart is torn.
My tears stain these perfect floors.
Why are singing with glee?
Why do you not care about my every plea?
I am trapped in your arms.
I am the hopeless moth.
How did you pick me?
What is it that you see?
A girl untouched by life?
A flower blooming in the desert?
I have said goodbye to my loving integrity.
You took that from me through R-A-P-E.
Poem Details | by
Weeping Willow |
Categories:
allusion, crush, flower, for her, giving, humorous,
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Poem Details | by
Martin Kloess |
Categories:
children, flower, funny, humor,
He came from a world they call shower
And he never knew of its power
For even the sun
Sensed when he was done
For it changed a son into flower
Poem Details | by
Neill Mockett |
Categories:
animals, children, funny, flower, flower,
This is the story of Buffalo Bill
An ordinary buffalo was he - until
A beautiful flower he saw on a hill
Instead of grazing
He just stood gazing
With joy the flower did him fill
Soon left behind was Buffalo Bill
The herd thinking he might be ill
Not knowing why he stood so still
The flower - swaying
To Bill was saying
Stay here forever Do say you will
Everyone heard about Buffalo Bill
First from Jack and then from Jill
They all went running up the hill
To see this flower
That had such power
To discover an ordinary daffodil
Poem Details | by
Rudolph Rinaldi |
Categories:
art, flower, funny,
their straw like green stem
sucks up the seltzer water in the vase
and spritzes VanGogh sunflowers
Poem Details | by
David Fisher |
Categories:
fantasy, flower, funny,
There’s a prickly old man who seemed lazy
Yet while loafing he pushed up a daisy
And said with some practice
He’d force up a cactus
Just to prove that the gods must be crazy
Poem Details | by
Jacob Barros |
Categories:
flower, giggle, meaningful, summer, sun,
Land of Summertime
Maroon Mums lay among white vast cushions.
So proud are Heathers far above Queen Buttons.
See hazy Coxcombs brush the Willy Willows while
Dandelions are resting upon white Angel Pillows.
Carmine Kangaroom paws hop, hop, and hop.
Lumonium, Gladiolus and Larkspur lazily stop.
Lisanthus, talebear and go tell the other Orchids!
Look, look, Snapdragons, scouting for Kings!
Adjoin virtuosity, there are inklings of scent!
Rose Spray whirls in the dancing breeze.
Astonished is Alabaster eyes and stance as
Xanthous Daffodils giggle and sneeze.
Aster nurtures the Baby's Breath without relent
As Spring and Summer embrace the scent.
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
flower, for her, humorous, valentines day,
If I gave you them - you’d probably kill me.... but you could re-use them on my grave!
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Written on 11th Feb 2016
Poem Details | by
Brenda Meier-Hans |
Categories:
flower, funny, goodbye, imagination, leaving, nature, summer,
Goodbye sweet friend it's time to go,
Don't act as if you did not know.
Now is the chance for me to show,
You have become my greatest foe
I'm leaving you at dawn.
Remember when we used to be
Like peas in a pod, you and me?
Now all I want is to be free
It's time I'm moving on.
The sun awoke to bless my sky,
Wind has given me wings to fly,
I'm feeling so free, I cannot lie
Turning I whisper one last goodbye,
As I'm leaving you at dawn.
Today has become my greatest test...
Find a field where my seed shall rest
Till when next year I'm a Dandelion pest.
That's why I'm moving on.
09.08. 2014
Written for Anthony Slausen’s Contest Moving On
Poem Details | by
Rebecca Larkin |
Categories:
friendship, funny, happiness, uplifting, boy,
He
Stands there
As flowers
Are placed in his
Ginger hair, the yellow and purple, blend
He smiles and poses for the camera
Glad to become
The ginger
Flower
Boy
Poem Details | by
Seren Roberts |
Categories:
flower, garden, humorous,
Stop buzzing round my head bee
I am not a flower
Message understood
I'll go and have a shower
I know I 'm smelling sweaty
This I must agree
Working in the garden
Has made a smelly me.
Buzz off and feed now
flowers over there
Go and fill on pollen
I'm a gardener that cares
Sing to my old man's a dustman
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7GeZ3YmONw. Wait til he starts the my old man part
Penned 9 July 2013
Contest Song Lyric
Poem Details | by
Tracy Martin |
Categories:
animal, butterfly, flower, kids, funny, humorous, nature,
Twinkling little elephant toes
Prancing through the Garden Of Woes,
Sniffing daisies
With his long dainty nose.
"Good morning to you",
says a cute butterfly.
With cheeks glowing pink
The mammoth creature whispers, "Hi".
Turning from pink
To bright crimson red,
He bats his lashes
And hides his head.
As the butterfly turns
And flutters away,
The prancing little elephant
Continues to play.
I realize then
That it's time for bed.
Cuz, the dancing pink elephant
Is all in my head!
Poem Details | by
John Beam |
Categories:
animal, dance, flower, funny, humor,
little monkey face little Dragon Monkeys sway they’re dancing orchids * * Note -Flowers Imitating Monkeys--Dracula simian, and Orchis simia
Poem Details | by
Earl Schumacker |
Categories:
caregiving, feelings, flower, funny, health, nature, river,
Achoo Haiku
Cold swift river
Sneezes on the lotus shore
Take 2 aspirin