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Poem Details | by
Richard Breese |
Categories:
best friend, bird, flying, giggle, humor, humorous, sound,
my friend quigley likes to sing
really almost any thing
till once a high note
caused a bird to float
back down to earth less one wing.
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
body, flying, humorous,
An overweight lady named Annie
Has got an absurdly large fanny
Since she boarded a plane
That is destined for Spain
She's wedged in the seat in Miami!
Thanks to Andrea for helping me with the meter for this one
Jan Allison
12th April 2016
Poem Details | by
Phillip Arnold |
Categories:
animal, bird, flying, humanity, humorous, i am, spoken word,
Birdpeople, they fly. birdpeople they glide. you wont see them. they live in the trees, watching you breath and breed. Those nasty human beings. doesn't this world belong to everything?
dictated by Jason Scogin.
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
flying, fun, humorous,
His instructor said he must wear tights
Most essential in these sorts of flights
Fred said take them away
Folks would think I was gay
The truth is that Fred’s scared of heights
Fred fibbed that he’d been a wing walker
A falsehood, this sure was a corker
His relations soon found
He did not leave the ground
It’s a good job he’s a fast talker!
Inspired by The Wing Walker by Tom Cunningham
https://www.poetrysoup.com/poem/the_wing_walker_990038
2/06/18
Poem Details | by
Ernesto P. Santiago |
Categories:
funny, life, people, social,
the flying saucer
missing my head by an inch
did you notice it?
Poem Details | by
Pat Adams |
Categories:
flying, history, humor, silly, word play,
Making airplanes is Wichita's main thing
The worlds air capital, said Bing news last spring
Cessna, and Lear jet
Are great you can bet,
But there was a story about Boeing on Bing!
Poem Details | by
Isaiah Zerbst |
Categories:
flying, freedom, humor, sky, smile,
Flying in the great blue sky,
Like a grinning fool.
Flying fast, and flying high;
Didn't check the fuel.
Poem Details | by
Jess Link |
Categories:
flying, funny, happy, tree,
The Happy Little Bee
Was Busy In His Tree
Poem Details | by
James Fraser |
Categories:
flying, fun, humor, travel,
At the Airport two plonkers did say
If the Pilots female it's time to pray
Wow, how sexist are we
To say such so free
Hopefully we'll see her reversing display
.
Poem Details | by
John Williams |
Categories:
children, funny,
A flying reindeer drank much beer
Wanting to be full of Christmas cheer,
When the man in the red suit pulled his rein
He wobbled in the sky with such disdain
He filled poor Santa with fear.
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
bird, flying, humorous,
I looked at a bird flying high
Its poop landed up in my eye
I looked such a disgrace
As it slid down my face
Folks laughed, but I wanted to cry
FICTION WRITE!
01~06~17
Poem Details | by
Richard Breese |
Categories:
cheer up, earth, farm, flying, giggle, humor, humorous,
ufos buzz lake erie
blowing air force theory
for each tows a sign
flashing this short line
we borrowed cows from o'leary.
Poem Details | by
Richard Breese |
Categories:
anxiety, england, flying, funny, humor, humorous, london,
once a pilot from london
at takeoff chewed an onion
but when he would speak
the flight crews would freak
now he just drinks a bourbon.
Poem Details | by
Rudolph Rinaldi |
Categories:
funny, life, philosophy,
the best protocol
for flying a white flag
is to hang it
on a stiff erect stick
Poem Details | by
Elton Camp |
Categories:
funny, flying,
The Flying Lessons
By Elton Camp
Joe decided that he wanted to learn to fly
To pilot an airplane right up into the sky
At the edge of town, was a flying school
To earn his pilot’s license made him drool
So he jumped into his car and drove out
What he saw gave him reason to doubt
The remains of a plane caught in a tree
Caused him to turn around and flee
(To see a picture of the plane, go here: http://www.scribd.com/doc/123368972/The-Flying-Lessons )
Poem Details | by
Andrew Crisci |
Categories:
fear, funny,
The flying wheel spins,
screams of kids terrify me...
I hope they are fine.
I hope they are fine,
with hair sticking out like wheat...
" Stop that flying wheel!" I scream.
Poem Details | by
Richard Breese |
Categories:
farewell, flying, fun, funny, giggle, humor, sky,
i once knew a girl named sloot
who liked to travel by chute
dropping into a town
she would leave with a frown
due to the horrid commute.
Poem Details | by
Viv Wigley |
Categories:
humor,
I'm only supposed to eat carrots
and carry large loads for no pay,
so winching me up the Cathedral
was not in my plans for the day.
The crowd below seemed quite excited
as over their heads I shot past,
till the zip wire could bear me no longer
then it was my turn to kick ***.
To say I was grateful to those folk
who cushioned my fall, there's no doubt.
So I left them a gift for their rose beds- I hope that it all washes out.
Poem Details | by
Russell Grushco |
Categories:
africa, flying, funny, humor, humorous, irony,
The flight two-o-seven is three hours late.
Drunk pilot exchanged all the maps for his bail.
The lions and tigers will be more than just happy.
The plane has successfully touched Serengeti ;-D
Poem Details | by
Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories:
flying, humorous,
Hotshot
Pilot
Did loop
Oh, poop!
Flamed out
No doubt!
He bailed
Chute failed!
Bad chute
Oh, shoot!
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
Poem Details | by
Kevin Shaw |
Categories:
adventure, animal, dog, flying, humor, silly, word play,
Boris the Beagle
This is the story of Boris the Beagle,
Fearless and brave like Eddie the Eagle.
Ski jumps, sky dives, death defying dare,
Hang gliding stunts, spinning in the air.
High speed zip wire, Boris on the line,
Jumping off a bridge into the brine.
Planning a wing walk over the sea,
Strapped to a plane, how brave is he?
Bungee jumping down Niagara Falls,
Our Beagle abseils, skyscraper walls.
Invited to perform at the Royal Variety show,
But he’s flying with the Red Arrows,
So, unfortunately can’t go.
Poem Details | by
Randy Johnson |
Categories:
flying, funny, humor, parody,
Last week was the Flying Nun's last flight.
Last week she flew to an amazing height.
She flew into outer space and collided with the Sun.
It was the worst case of sunburn, she was well done.
She only weighed 90 pounds and she could fly because she was so thin.
But when we look up in the sky, we won't see Sister Bertrille ever again.
If she had survived, she would've screamed "Ouch!" because she would've been so sore.
The Flying Nun flew but she flies no more.
(This poem is a parody of the TV show.)
Poem Details | by
Greg Gaul |
Categories:
flying, golf, humor, life, light, lost, water,
I roam the edge of the roughs, ponds 'n streams
For illusive precious golf spheres per chance
Long looks through silt sifting for glints it seems
That make themselves appear to start the dance
Bits of dimpled light that want once again
Away from their sunken settled dark place
To take full flight across the verdant glen
And put a simple smile on one's bright face
For when you find a lost ball, dearest friend
They share great joys and awful torrid tears
What begins anew from someone else's end
Those round companions can go on for years
So live 'n walk ever searching to gawk
The vagary life of the true Ball Hawk
Colored pencil illustration G. Gaul 2023
Poem Details | by
Ravi Kiran |
Categories:
destiny, flying, funny, humorous,
Let's b honest you know I can fly,
I flew so many times
and so far places.
will be flying more too
although not all by myself.
I would if I could
but you see I got no wings
from time to time
over and again
I had to borrow
from the mechanised bird
in the past.
About flying in future, I will tell you
when I can time travel too.
For now I am trying to teleport
away from you... :P (near to you ... )
-Ravi
Poem Details | by
Carl Dunford |
Categories:
funny, hope, sports,
Here in Germany today,
going to fly the flag,
it's the friendly England v U.S.A.
Beckham, Rooney, Terry too,
all the fans rooting for you.
Next month,begins the E.M .(Europen Championship)
The flag I can not fly,
England didn't' qualify.
So today make us proud,
let us hear the cheering crowd.
England do your best,
lay the football, ghost's to rest,
and show us what you ,
can do.Score the,
winning goals tonight,
then every thing will be all right.
Tomorrow, when I walk,
out the door,
my neighbour, won't laugh,
about the score!