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Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: humorous,

Poems for Children Only

Poems for Children Only

If poem seems bad straighten it out for me
So maybe soon eventually I can start to see
What I thought were to be my eccentricities
Compared to yours were all inadequacies.

Many of my verbs may be in wrong tense
Word arrangement never made much sense
Some adverbs should be adjectives instead
And ending of my people often did dread.

Okay, my comrade poets I must confess
What should I do to straighten out this mess?
Start trying to tear all of my poems apart;
Write poems for children only soon do start.

James Thomas Horn, Retired Veteran

Poem Details | by cheryle sanders |
Categories: funny,

Rhyming Poetry is for Children

I am so fed up with the school of rhyme 
and those that do it ALL THE flipping TIME 

It how we are taught as little pups 
it's not a genre befitting grow ups 

It's okay to throw a rhyme in here and there 
but Jesus Christ, really, EVERYWHERE? 

If I start to read a pieces that rhymes 
every other frigging line 
it makes me want to yank out all my hair 
so I close the page and go else where 

if you think that rhyming is where it's at 
then your sentiments are falling flat 

Let the children have their style 
Use it sparingly; once in a while 

I wrote this poem to prove I can... 
write just like neanderthal man 

If variety is the spice of life 
then tell me: why is rhyming so rife?