Humorous and funny Forgiveness poems and/or funny poems about Forgiveness. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Forgiveness funny poems!
Written by
Rudolph Rinaldi
Categories:
forgiveness, fun, funny, hilarious, life, religious
Seeking Forgiveness
I pass gas
stand silently still
and look up straight
and away
to heaven
seeking forgiveness
and salvation
Written by
Chipepo Lwele
Categories:
forgiveness, funny,
-jail-Bird's-Prayer
Oh Lord,forgive the arresting officer
who first caught me when I committed crime__
for destroying my future.
Again,I pray to blindfold the inspector of police__
that He may order police officers to delete my
picture and name from the 'wanted persons list'__
Also, make lazy police officers assigned to arrest
me from my hiding place__
Jail changed my life!
chipepo lwele
*Dedicated to hardcore Jailbirds
Written by
Annie Lander
Categories:
devotion, forgiveness, funny, girlfriend-boyfriend, lost love,
Follow the Winner
Some folks always follow the winner
I didn't even have the courage
To tell you how you made me feel
Your laughter
Your body language
Way back then,
A wall flower.
you thought that I weren't good enough
Undeveloped beauty
Now, Virtuousness,
I am blooming;
People always follow the winner
Written by
Julie Dunkley
Categories:
animal, cat, forgiveness, funny, hilarious, pets
Mrs Biddle and the Cat Called Tiddle
Mrs Biddle had a cat called Tiddle,
Tiddle had a wiggle in a basket, by the side of Mrs Biddle,
Mrs Biddle wasn't pleased,
she had to get down on her knees,
to clean the wiggle that the cat called Tiddle
had made by the side of Mrs Biddle.
Mr Biddle came walking in,
phew, whats that smell shrieked Mr Biddle,
as someone in the house had a wiggle.
the cat called Tiddle had a wiggle, right in a basket by my side
there, there, the cat feels better, now he's had a wiggle
sighed Mr Biddle.
Mrs Biddle glared at Mr Biddle and frowned at the cat called Tiddle
for doing a wiggle in a basket at the side of Mrs Biddle
that was the story of Mrs Biddle and the cat called Tiddle.
Written by
Arthur Vaso
Categories:
art, courage, forgiveness, hilarious, humorous, meaningful
Lost Poets
Lungs that burst
life that escaped
when poor souls rant and ranted more
instead of reciting poetic verse
I pray one day
they find a way
to re-discover kindness I say
sadly, this dream, will never be
Hens and co?cks, birds of a feather
singing on the rudeness tree
Written by
Annie Lander
Categories:
courage, dark, dedication, farewell, forgiveness, funny
Ball of Fire
Today is Doomsday.
Some believe today is Doomsday
Some say maybe the end of the year
However, do we really care?
How would the earth end?
In a ball of fire or
would it swallow us up into puff of dust
in a matter of an hour..
I rather am buried under pile of snow.
Eternal Preservation "what a nice way to go
However do we have option in a world?
Where lunatics have taken over asylums
where deranged souls spreading like a social cancer
Is doomsday the answer..?
Written by
J.W. Earnings
Categories:
change, forgiveness, funny,
Rad
RAD
And...it means "AWESOME"
Dave - you're rad.
Written by
Roughneck Tsepo Malaza
Categories:
africa, forgiveness, friend, funny love, wisdom, write
Lonely Soul
Where is the one i suppose to be with
No,i don't find anyone next yo me
Why,i feel so lonely
Because you are not here
Love...is that name still exist
I don't think so,but so some they it's still exist,
I was looking for it
Since i was young,i've got plenty of people
In my life but still my soul,
My soul tells me that it's lonely,
Can i buy love? What am i suppose to do?
Nothing ,i rather be lonely,
What can plenty people have to with my
Life,my lonely soul stay focus
Written by
Katherine Stella
Categories:
adventure, education, fantasy, forgiveness, funny, history
Quit Wasting My Time { Edit }
< One by one they'll shall roll on and come
Like soldiers marching to beaten drums
Echoes are acknowledge
Cast across thy arched bridge
Haste makes waste even for everyone
Inspired By
Carolyn Devonshire's Contest
Follower Or Leader
GL All
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
forgiveness, humorous, life,
A Lesson For Life
You should admit your mistakes and eat humble pie -
a much better option than sour grapes' juice in your eye!
Life or Death Epigram Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Kevin Shaw
7/18/18
Written by
Sunita Shailam
Categories:
forgiveness, humor,
Latte
I'm late. I'm late.
Late for a date.
Sorry I am cappucino minus the foam.
Don't think I was out there to roam.
Only baristas guess this is my fate.
Written by
George Zamalea
Categories:
forgiveness, funny, space,
Lazy Moon
No mind to wait
From the pained wind
Down's moon
For the last siren.
I got that feeling
Everywhere I go she will
Be watching me from above.
Written by
Sally Eslinger
Categories:
food, forgiveness, funny, me, sympathy,
Unforgettable
Today
I made the grocery list
For delivery.
The breads, the turkey
Slices, and ham, the lettuce
For salad
Which led to discussing tomatoes;
The yogurt, milk, cream;
peanut butter; tissues even,
But, oh confound!
I forgot cake!
How do I forgive myself that?
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(c) sally young Eslinger 3/14/21
Written by
Milton Toran
Categories:
forgiveness, humor, love,
Bribery
You're still mad at me,
But I'm not mad at you
I'm sleeping on the sofa,
What else am I to do?
I'll hurry to the flower shop,
Pick out a large bouquet
Dinner and wine by candlelight,
Will surely brighten your day
You're not mad at me,
Never was I mad at you
We're back in bed together,
It's love for me and you!
Written by
Gary Fields
Categories:
faith, family, forgiveness, friendship, funny, me
My Ex-Girl Friend We Are Getting Married
This is a long lost dream story about Me and my EX-GIRL getting it back together again? Just who knows' where it will end......
***************
My ex-girlfriend and me
We are talking about
The possibility of getting
Married and I said that
We shall see.....
------
She asked' me if we were
Going to take lot's and lots'
Of Picture's
And I answered, yes,
But We won' be taking
Them together
------
And then She ask Me
If it would be consummated
I said yes, but, only if it came
With Tea'
GF
Written by
S. Abdulwasi'h Olaitan
Categories:
1st grade, africa, allah, arabic, forgiveness, funny love
Broken Wings
BROKEN WINGS
I spread my wings
And feather
But I couldn't fly.
I open my ears
And heart
Yet I couldn't hear.
I open my mouth
And lips
But I couldn't talk.
I close my eyes
Alongside thine sunglasses
Yet I see.
I see my past
And fears
I take to the wood.
My obstacles,
Experiences I espy
I take my leave and the halt.
I'm eager to fly
Yet, my wings are broken.
Written by
Jimmi Canada
Categories:
allegory, animal, change, forgiveness, giggle, happy
Wire Women
Wire women is beautiful,
she's killer bliss-
can't stop her lids,
pom poms can wait,
I dig all her sins.
I'm faking it intimately dear,
to see you so clear,
now is not a faith nor what I hold to the repeating ear,
but I'm stating it here again and again-
wonder is her volume,
an ageless tan...
Time spent in the sun,
my drugs on the run.
I know I can't hold you to it,
and I know I've never pulled all the way through it,
but this old dog can do it...
Shows the movement,
says that's why we can't brainwash music,
just proves it-
grooves until we lose it-
hell can't say this forever so we'll just resist.
Written by
Marina Beaufort
Categories:
family, fantasy, forgiveness, funny, husband, life
Are You a Man
Lovey-dovey, honey puff!
You're a hero, if your wife
Thinks of these words
When they say
Of her husband
And you're not gay.
Written by
Joanna Davis
Categories:
allegory, forgiveness, funny, health, inspirational, introspection
I Forgive Me
Joanna Davis
Forgiveness is a meal that’s
best served in large amounts
No matter the type of dish,
it’s the ingredients that count.
Forgiveness is a meal that
should be eaten with clean hands,
And every mouthful well seasoned
So the bitterness you’ll withstand.
Forgiveness is a meal that
must in small amounts, be ingested
To make room for the hurt and anguish
that’s yet to be digested!
Written by
Ann Foster
Categories:
bird, cute, forgiveness, fun, funny, nonsense
Chickens
Chickens
Are by far my favorite bird.
They give and take very little.
They kill the bugs on the property,
Not by chemical intervention,
but by simply eating the problem away.
What more can I say.
Chickens are my favorite bird.
Written by
Felicia Jarvis
Categories:
animal, forgiveness, love, mother, mum, my child
Muddy Funny Bunny
Hurry, hurry, hurry
Funny bunny plays
Windy sunny field
Muddy small silly
Feels guilt
Feels sorry
Mummy still loves
Muddy funny bunny
18th December 2017
Fem Bogstaver (Danish) - Poetry Contest for Money
Sponsored by Rhoda Tripp
Written by
Katherine Stella
Categories:
adventure, business, education, fantasy, forgiveness, funny
Runaway Train { Footle}
Runaway Train
Conductor No Brain
Off His Track
Didn't Look Back
Cargo Debris
Blowing In Breeze
Poor Boxcar Willie
Got Knocked Silly
Sam The Man
Was Simply Canned
I Did Yell
What The Hell
Written by
Krow Fischer
Categories:
adventure, confusion, forgiveness, funny, imagination, inspirational
Marianne
Strolling southern seashore in mists of September
searching for something set to stay,
her mind that meanders,
remarkable meters,
perplexing the phantoms at play.
Voices validating vague vagrant vocations
of poetry placed in parade,
with words waged in warring,
warning of the wheighman,
who knew you had dues left unpaid.
Before the seashore became her domain,
she’d wandered the wayside of pain,
locked in psychotic box
Doctor’s ticking clocks,
saying drain her poor brain once again.
Prefer sleep on the street keep her beat from defeat
she found sound vocation once more,
tourist response sterling,
shape sand to her seeing,
she sells sea shells, by the sea shore.
Written by
John Fenn
Categories:
family, forgiveness, friendship, funny, husband, love
Lovers Tiff
Stephanie, Stephanie, Stephanie
Your demands will be the death of me
I’ve done my best now let me rest
You’ve drained my body physically
You’ve worn me out I’ve had enough
I can’t keep on performing
Let's take a break, relax, unwind
Continue in the morning
Okay, come on, let’s do it
We’ve had our little tiff
I’ve had myself a rest, and
Now I’m getting rather stiff
So get up to the bedroom
We’ll continue with this caper
But you can do the pasting, and
I will hang the paper
Written by
Jonathan Mohammed
Categories:
faith, forgiveness, funny, girlfriend-boyfriend, happiness, life
The Real Reason
I was so above you
And it was very clear to see
But I came to give you my heart
sacrificing all I had
Just for shot at love
we started off so strong
I actually thought it was you were worth it
We had a lot in common
So it made easy for us to talk
We were going so good
But caught in the act
You said you and I did not make sense
But I must admit I was glad It was over
Now the real reason I gained back my life
And You just lost best thing in your life
Thus why I smiled when I caught you kissing that other boy