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Poem Details | by POET. UNDERTAKER |
Categories: humor,

The Old Fox

Once there was a man called More Sky,the Old Fox
fellow believes "All strategies have defence" cause
"Limit to growth" adapt
"Sustainable development" adapt
bloody how could MODE:I screw the Old Fox?


Poem Details | by Don Ruch |
Categories: funny, humor,

What Does The Fox Say

Megan Fox speeds off
On her motorbike, she mounts
what does the fox say?

Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding

Poem Details | by Haiku Dragon |
Categories: bird, humor,

What Does The Fox Say

facebook and twitter 
we love social media-
little bird goes tweet

Poem Details | by Reason A. Poteet |
Categories: humor,

What Does the Fox Say

crafty little fox
well-schooled in vernacular
speaks by sleight of tongue

I hereby dedicate this fox phrase -- “A-hee-aee ha-hee!” in a sleightly altered accent- “A-hee-  aha -hee!” to link the crafty fox with the crux of haiku – the aha.   And, just an "oh by the way" - go Ylvis! (Norway’s comedy duo)  "Fox" has topped the charts at You Tube.   It has replaced Norway's  A-ha band’s "Take on Me"  No. 1 hit from way back in 1985. 

wikipedia

written February 28, 2014


Poem Details | by Andrew Crisci |
Categories: funny,

WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY

No fox is hungrier
than the one hiding to catch
a squirrel so small.


The fox hasn't eaten
in days and her stomach growls,
she watches every move.  


The poor squirrel is
unaware of the fox's intent,
and just ignores her.


The fox moves forward,
takes off as to get her meal:  
fraka-fraka-kow!

Poem Details | by viviane leite |
Categories: animals, friendship, funny, pets,

Fox Paulistinha

He grabbed and tore my jeans as I came in
Then raced over, pretty much, everything
Then showed me his teeth as I sat down
And growled hard, I wouldn’t even frown.
So he placed his toys on my feet
Brought his bowl and pretended to eat
Then jumped to my side
Placed his head on my thigh
Closing his eyes with a sigh
After a long attempt to bite his tail,
And since everything else had failed.

Poem Details | by Sara Kendrick |
Categories: allegory, animals, faith, fantasy, food, funny, imagination, inspirational, introspection, nature

Sly Ole Fox

Sly red fox sneaking around
The master's great estate
Watching and waiting for one
To open the gate  to  the crate

That housed a hen that was a ten
She was fat and sleek with plenty to eat
Rested, refreshed with leisure complete
That sly ole fox found a spot

Hidden from view so he thought
He watched as the master
Opened the crate door letting
The fat hen  come  out and explore

So that's how to get at that hen
I'll dress up and just pretend
That I am the master of the estate
Then I'll just open the gate

I'll get that hen that is a ten
And for lunch I'll invite her in
But in the pot of stew she will go
She'll make dumplings for me to show

Poem Details | by Sally Soucie |
Categories: animal, happy, humorous, funny, me,

A FOX SHE IS

A FOX SHE IS
 SHE WALK LIKE A FOX
 A FOX SHE IS
 WALKING ON HER TAIL
 SO YOU CAN CALL ME FOX
 IT FUNNY
 I THINK I A FOX 
 U THINK
 I CAN TALK LIKE A FOX 
 N KNOW I CAN BE A   FOX 
LIKE ME 
 IT AIN'T ALL THAT  BAD 
 I CAN TELL U 
KNOW A FOX IS A FOX
 SMART  FOX LOL
 THAT FUNNY 
FOX A HEART
I WILL SMILE 
IT FUNNY WAY TO BE  FOXI
 LAUGHING
  LIKE ME
  A FOX SHE IS

Poem Details | by Nina Parmenter |
Categories: animal, fun, funny, humor, humorous, science, silly,

The Quantum Fox

Have you seen the quantum fox?
A fox in flux! A paradox!
His whereabouts is rare because
He’s in his den AND in this box!

This hokum locus tends to vex
the best of us - the mind rejects
the concept of his flightiness
as fiction or a foxy hex.

But fiction’s just refocused facts -
a lens that bends, a parallax. 
The fact remains that Foxy lacks
a fix, til someone interacts.

See, should you pry inside the box
you’ll find a fox, or not a fox,
at which point, quantum nonsense stops
and everything is orthodox. 



First published in Snakeskin Poetry
www.snakeskinpoetry.co.uk

Poem Details | by Dr. Robert Ippaso |
Categories: america, endurance, humor, parody, political, satire, usa,

Wily Old Fox - in Biden's own words

I bend and I sway,
I’m a wily old fox,
Let Trump rue the day
I jumped from my box.

I’m now running wild
On the meadows I love,
My colleagues quite riled
As I give them a shove.

Third time’s a real charm,
I’m the man of the hour,
The one to wreak harm,
As they all run and cower.

They say I’m too old,
But little they know
My stamina’s great,
So let them all crow.

The fun’s barely started,
I’m riding the wave,
My victory charted,
The country I’ll sway.

My friendly demeanor,
My steely resolve,
Trump’s fight may be meaner,
But watch this evolve.

The media’s all with me,
The Unions can’t wait,
So just wait and see
Me become head of State.

Poem Details | by Edward Ibeh |
Categories: animal, city, environment, humor,

A Fox In Concrete Jungle

A red fox suddenly creeps
out of hiding in Rick's shed,
startling him...

"Whoa! Aren't you a fish out of water, sly one?,"  he asks

The fox freezes for a second,
confused by the question.

Rick fires off two more...

"So, what brings you to my neck of the woods?"

"Are you headed back to the wild?

And what did the fox say back, you wonder?
Nothing.

It snarled at Rick and slinked away
in a huff, furious...
it was called a "fish"


Date written:  09/06/2020

Poem Details | by Vladimir Tumanov |
Categories: animal, humorous, sound,

What does the Fox Say

What the fox says I cannot declare. Some might say it's the fox's affair. Does it yodel or purr? Does it bark like a cur? To be honest, I don't really care.