Humorous and funny Francisco poems and/or funny poems about Francisco. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Francisco funny poems!
Written by
Randy Imwalle
Categories:
animal, dance, children, funny,
A Chimp Named Francisco
There once was a chimp named Francisco
Who loved to eat gooey Crisco
When given the chance
He'd laugh and then dance
The waltz, the tango, and disco.
Written by
Panagiota Romios
Categories:
hilarious,
I Lost My Pants In San Francisco
Walking on a windy day ,in San Francisco,
I suddenly felt a hanger around my feet.
I looked down and no kidding, there were
my red underpants lying about my ankles
on busy Polk Street!
What does a lady do in such quirky situation?
My face turned beet red as the underpants in
Great social consternation.
The street shoppers, well, some stared at me.
I just wished I were high in an Oak tree!
Improv training, jumped right to the fore.
I picked them up and put them on with total
grace and galore!
Luckily, I did have pantyhose on.
My very short skirt and bottom warmed by the
West Coast sun!
11-17-2020
Written by
Jim Slaughter
Categories:
humor,
Pardon My Parody: What Happens In San Francisco
...and with apologies to Tony Bennett.
I smelled a fart in San Francisco,
It wafted out across the Bay.
An Oakland breeze just blew it back,
A tourist gasped, "A gas attack!"
A drag queen shrieked, "Oy vey!
That's gross!", and swooned away.
Who cut that fart in San Francisco
The CIA is keen to see.
If they find out it's from North Korea or Iran,
It could be the fart that started World War III.
Written by
Panagiota Romios
Categories:
humor,
San Francisco Poopery
The City by the Bay is hiring, if you need a great job.
High pay, to clean streets, after insane, poop mobs?
Nose plugs and masks are provided totally free!
In San Francisco's aromatic, veritable 'poopery!'
4/29/2021
7:45PM PST