Humorous and funny Freedom poems and/or funny poems about Freedom. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Freedom funny poems!
Written by
Verlena S. Walker
Categories:
freedom, funny, sexy, teacher, technology, teen
Having Sex - Footle
buck wild
rodeo style
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PENNED ON AUGUST 14, 2014!
Written by
Dan Keir
Categories:
adventure, dedication, freedom, home, hope, humorous
The Internet: Rtrn
A void of Facebook
Creativity dies here...
Procrastination!
Written by
Leo Larry Amadore
Categories:
angst, culture, freedom, funny, introspection, judgement
What Fools
"You shall know the Truth, and the Truth
Shall make you free."
We wait for what will never happen;
the consequences of inaction
may overtake at any moment.
Vaguely felt suspicions foment,
feed uneasiness; words half-formed
hang in air, hover just out of reach,
didactic, but never really heard --
misunderstood, despised, ignored,
or ridiculed...One must not preach!
But harken back to days of yore:
attend, and hear repeated,
as before, and yet once more:
"What fools these mortals be!"
How perfectly descriptive -- of me!
Written by
Victor Nwakanma
Categories:
brother, freedom, giving, happy, humorous,
One Race
The firmament above, beneath we exist,
This diversity in divine artistry
Same eyes divers sizes
Different skin same sin
Different color same honor
Same human same humor
Why try to sort out maize from corn? They are all same
Cus just one shot, your race wont spare you
Written by
Joe Dimino
Categories:
evil, freedom, humorous, philosophy, political, truth
Some Thoughts
God believes in term limits –
no surprise, Congress does not;
The soul responds immediately
to truth – while policy requires
endless debating...
Good needs no rehearsing –
unlike evil, always heavily
scripted and eternally
contracted....
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
divorce, freedom, humor,
One Last Request
Condemned to death
prisoner's granted one last request
Gimme a divorce, said he
Wherever he's headed ~
he wants to be free
Written by
Anne-Lise Andresen
Categories:
freedom, humor, memory,
- Haiku X 93 - Call Me -
New technology
Gigahertz and gigabytes
In every pocket
Safety or madness
Design for kids in four years
Undermine childhood
02.12.2016
Sun :) - A-L Andresen :)
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Written by
Dan Keir
Categories:
adventure, courage, freedom, funny, hate, history
Alien-Nation
One more alien... an extra terrestrial. Bloody foreigners.
Written by
Isaiah Zerbst
Categories:
flying, freedom, humor, sky, smile,
Flying High
Flying in the great blue sky,
Like a grinning fool.
Flying fast, and flying high;
Didn't check the fuel.
Written by
Tammy Reams
Categories:
cute love, fish, freedom, humor,
Gold Fish In a Bowl
" Hello there"
I can see you
You think I have no privacy but neither do you
I have windows on all sides and I watch your every move
So don't feel sorry for me
I enjoy your company too.
T Reams
Written by
Annie Lander
Categories:
dedication, depression, freedom, growing up, humorous, stress
He Was Both the Dope and the Hero
Doping confessing by Lance Armstrong
Why tell the truth, when a lie can set you free
The sympathy card, the court jester: with slumbering tears
The windows wipers wipe the milky tears from his eyes.
He compete, and achieves victory through deceit
Does a hero cheat, his way to victory?
A hero was never label a bully throughout history
Spiderman, superman , Robin Hood
heroes never confessed their sins
The incredible hulk did a powerful transformation
Restoring international credibility in prime time;
Time after time
A myth is a myth even in the past, present and future.
Written by
Steven Fordyce
Categories:
angst, confusion, depression, freedom, funny, humorous
My Secret Prison
Trapped again!
Maze hidden cheddar eluding
every twisting turn a doorway
to the path I’ve already forgotten
a spirit broken within each hidden cul-de-sac.
I cry.
Depression building my will
crumbling into fatal despair
that rages with a whisper
as quiet as a hurricane.
I sleep.
I scream at one wall
HA! HA! HA!
hundreds more continue laughing.
Right! Left! NO! RIGHT! Left! Right! LEFT! YES! Right!
I succumb.
Cheddar thoughts and running
water sustain my desire to escape
through walls of scent
filled dreams of freedom.
I laugh.
Test complete. Failure.
Should have smelled for Camembert.
Written by
Bhavna Khemlani
Categories:
adventure, change, freedom, happiness, health, humor
The Actual Gym
Hours of kick boxing
Eye lids on a constant sit up practice,
Blood flowing down through various yoga positions
Eye muscles are stretching
The lips lifting weights
Cells running on a treadmill,
After such a long boot camp
The mind ready for meditation.
Written by
Steven Siegel
Categories:
freedom, humor, military, mom, soldier, women
What We Really Fight For
When you ask 'soldier
what he fights for, it is not
apple pie and dear
old mom, nope this is what he
fights so hard for; a woman
Written by
Nicholas Rush
Categories:
freedom, funny, funny love, love, peace, science
Asighd From Sighence
Ah, sighence, indeed quite a puzzly puzzle.
The hypothermical leaves you chilly with a muzzle.
Solvent? I think not,
Stirring up the pot,
Overflow of info, gear up you better guzzle.
Written by
Daniel Davies
Categories:
family, freedom, happy, humorous,
Welcome Back
Mum and dad are dead
I’m their only offspringing
No kids... I know of.
Most my half brothers
Hate my existence because
I’m like their father.
Who they loved to hate
I can’t blame their projected
Da Nile of my love.
I care about them
About as much as I care
What they think of me.
I’m so wild and free
Without any family
Except my doggy.
He keeps me grounded
Barks at my insanity
I don’t let him growl.
I have lots of friends
Who are my real family
They look after me.
Until I wear out
My fluctuating welcome
Back reality.
The first day of May
Two thousand and some sixteen
Was when I wrote this.
Written by
Anthony Beck
Categories:
freedom, humorous, i am,
Sloth
'Tis a tree sloth that I be,
Dwelling in a tree sloth's tree.
When a worker bee
Asks what's up with me,
I say, "Sloth shall set you free."
Written by
Michael Smith
Categories:
freedom, funny, humorous, satire, visionary,
Cloud 9
Get off of my cloud
In this moment I own it
At least for right now
And do not worry
I shant let thee fall
Whereas, merely I am three feet off the ground
But, soon my hope shall be set ever higher
Then, thou canst stay alittle while longer
Until then, get off of my cloud
Written by
Arthur Vaso
Categories:
10th grade, 1st grade, freedom, hilarious, insect,
John Wayne the Jokester
His last days
in his dreams
in Jamaica mon
The capital Kingston
He prayed to the heavens
Gods only laughed
in the Caribbean waves
as this small minded
prang called
the pond of frogs
glorious
Written by
Rudolph Rinaldi
Categories:
death, freedom, funny, happiness, life,
In a Wooden Box
I WILL GO
WITH TIME
TIME WILL GO
WITH ME
I DON’T DETERMINE
WHERE I GO
WHERE I GO
WITH ME
I DON’T DETERMINE
WHEN I GO
OR WHEN I HAVE
TO PEE
IN FRONT
OF ALL MANKIND
OR JUST ME
BEHIND A TREE
IN A WOODEN BOX
MADE
FROM THAT PARTICULAR
TREE
Written by
Solomon Ochwo-Oburu
Categories:
adventure, anti bullying, bereavement, conflict, freedom, hilarious
Polished Dust
Polished Dust
Ha- haa our community has reared a bull
As it moves from the kraal it charges
Against a tree, a rock, and anything
When the moon peeps it charges at it
When the sun rises it sneezes at it
When cloud swims above it raises dust
Wanting to jump and touch the sky
Giggling like a ghost when darkness knocks
You meet such bulls in grazing lands
Day in, day out busy charging at all
Sometimes with tongues poked out,
Releasing hot dung in water they drink
Generations in and out the game continues
With futile action of polished dust
This land of humans with rationalism aside
Is rich in polished dust more than all
Written by
A. Juman
Categories:
bird, children, cry, dark, freedom, hilarious
Said the Turkey - Murder
Said the turkey,
Please, Please, Please pardon me.
Look at how I tilt my head in plea!
You HUMANS!
Y'all are ugly fat-head Killers?
A lot of gall,
even telling God you'll are going to killing me.
You flesh eating devils.
Parasites!
Y'all disgust me.
11/26/2013 © A. Juman The "said" Poet
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Written by
Verlecia Fields
Categories:
community, dance, freedom, humorous, music, rap
Grand Theft Audio
lets shout it out
lets move it to the streets
bang that car spanked-out speakers
to the rumble of the mass beat
now bass line that big crying baby
till it sounds
low and sweet (voice deep)
shake off all there inhibition
and bring them to the dance floor
now let the bass sound
take you
where you want to be
let the bass line hit you
so you can stomp your feet
(instrumental strong bass)
can you feel that rumble
and you feel the beat
bass line it up
so you don't
step on her feet
Written by
John Castro
Categories:
corruption,
This Funny Thing Called Freedom
THIS FUNNY THING CALLED
FREEDOM
time has a funny way of making
people into liars
it endorses corporate America a
smoking gun out for hire
home of the censored and shredded
constitution
programmed drones in a
manipulative institution
heil hitler to the flag is what really is
implied
freedom from tyranny and
oppression is pretty much a lie
"YES WE CAN!" was the change that
never did occur
its the flea who ****ed the whale!?
but are you really sure??
the funny thing is that in this crazy
little twist
you just might think youre free when
the handcuff hits your wrist
Written by
Nikki Reynolds
Categories:
freedom, humorous, poetry, words, writing,
Baring It All
The words I write
bare my soul
My thoughts take flight
My mind unfolds
I have no fear of being judged
No worries of how you take my words,
reputation being smudged
I feel as free as a bird
The rush is worth way more than gold
The feeling of freedom rushes in
It's like stepping out of my clothes
The cool air on my bare skin
Naked is the word that comes to mind
Goose bumps rise upon my skin
Of modesty there is no sign
Oh yeah she's naked again!!