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Poem Details | by Arthur Vaso |
Categories: angst, anxiety, art, friendship, humorous, imagery,


They love you
When you defend them
They run
When you need a helping hand

Real ones are there in total silence
Called the silent ones
To massage the pain
Of a wounded soul
They were there long ago
They are there now in the snow
Holding hands
Never letting go

Wiping tears
Striking fears
Praying for good cheer
Please me lord
Serve me one more beer

Poem Details | by Joe Dimino |
Categories: gothic, grave, halloween, humor, irony, nonsense, silly,

Old Friends

The Ghost denied
he was a Ghost,

though clearly
I saw through -- 

Someone I knew
in life, back then
quite pink, substantial
with lots 
and lots to do – 

tried and tried
convincing him
all to no avail,
myself even now
more pale

till recognized he

dear friend, himself

who had

read my eulogy….

Poem Details | by David Crandall |
Categories: humor,

Losing Friends Through Poetry

Perry's Disinclination for Mushrooms

A mushroom is not something new
Inside some pasta or a stew. 
But, when it comes to feeding Perry,
A mushroom is extraordinary!

John's Surgery

An eyeball must be a perfect sphere.
If an imperfection should appear,
A handy doctor, not ham-handed,
Will use his head and have it sanded.

Poem Details | by Osita Azike |
Categories: friendship, funny love, girl, girlfriend, love, love hurts,

Just Friends

Yeah I know it feels weird
But it's too beautiful to be bad
Now it's scary cos it might be a masquerade
If we happen to be more than what we are
Now that's cos we have become more than I can describe
No one understands when I sing all that jazz
It's already more than the music for mature minds
They go with the sarcastic reply "Just friends, yeah right"
And then I am lost in my definition
A new synonym is added in its oxymoron
She has become my doubted confidante
But only to the minds who refuse to see
If am gonna kick that bucket, it's definitely not your water in it

Poem Details | by Delysia Hendricks |
Categories: fantasy, funny,

Close Friends

My closest friends, who number three
I heed not thus for loyalty
and neither camaraderie 
but simply in proximity

They live not down my alleyway
nor porch, nor in my house per se
but underneath my fringed toupee
they're in my head, well stowed away


Poem Details | by Ngoc Nguyen |
Categories: friend, friendship, humor, irony, life, lust, relationship,

''When Best Friends Are Tempted'': An Honest Look At Modern Relationships

A woman friend, of gorgeous pulchritude,
presents a man with an experience
of tantalizingly erotic mood:—
to him it is a most pleasant "hindrance."
A guy friend of strong, chiseled, sexy good looks
makes a woman self-conscious, and confused,
when reading, "Fifty Shades of Grey" (soft-**** books),
and thinking of him while fully aroused. 
They both may think of the possibilities,
and then wonder: "What can it hurt...if I cross 
that line?" But is it worth the realities
and risks (and the very real, potential loss
     of a friendship)? Best friends may be real fine,
     but is it worth a hay roll (on Cloud Nine)?

Poem Details | by Jun-Jun Villanueva |
Categories: funny,

' No Farting Allowed ' - a Scene In a Car With Friends

~*~ ========================== sultry aestival zephyr's puffing as elated lilt's playing - I'm huffing abdominal heftiness yeah! it exploded! SUCCESS! OOOPS!!! earphones plugged in ears . . . they're laughing. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Poem Details | by Richard Moriarty |
Categories: funny, happiness, introspection, people

Three Friends

a frog and a mouse went for a ride went along side by side down the road they rode to see until they got to the big oak tree sat in the shade all day they did until they met a new katydid a frog and a mouse went for a ride joined by a katydid who rode by their side sang to a tune the katydid knew out of the trees the birds flew no one seemed to really understand the friendship of this merry band

Poem Details | by Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories: friendship, funny

My Dear Old Friends - My Shoes

I have a pair of friends I've had for years

     Should we part I would surely drown in tears

          Together we've trod byways

               Although we've seen better days

                    My scruffy old shoes that I bought at Sears

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved

Entry for Skat's "Shoes" Contest

Poem Details | by Bill Lindsay |
Categories: friendship, funny,

Friends Are Priceless

A good friend like you is worth a million dollars, so if you don't mind; can I sell you

Poem Details | by Line Gauthier |
Categories: food, friend, fun, humorous, youth,

Naughty Friends

There once was a youth from Sacramento
Who loved to spice his dish with pimento
     His friends thought it worth a laugh
     To spike for fun the carafe
They all left quick with no memento

AP: 3rd place 2020

Submitted on December 26, 2018 for contest LET'S HAVE FUN sponsored by SHADOW HAMILTON

and on April 20, 2018 for contest YOUR BEST LIMERICK sponsored by ROBERT HAIGH

Poem Details | by Caren Krutsinger |
Categories: community, farewell, funny, imagination, journey, light, voice,

The Honesty of Childhood Friends

Linda, you think that too?
I did not want to tell you, but since Jacque did.
Wait a second! You think I have road rage?

I have known them both for almost 60 years, but
they still betray me,
creeping at me with judgements, pretending to "help me"

Two childhood friends, doing a road rage  intervention.
I am incredulous,
ready to pack their stuff for them, and push them out the door.

I hope they will like their little 4 mile hike back to my house.

Poem Details | by Tim Ryerson |
Categories: funny, health,

My Little Brown Friends

I have one of those near my neck
Who greets me when I brush and shave
I gave him a name (What the heck?)
I'm proud of my brown-buddy-Dave

But doc says watch out for this guy!
Your friend may betray you someday
And send you to heaven on high
(I'm sure your insurance will pay)

Sorry doc, I must take a pass
Don't think I will pay your steep fee
Don't think I'll go under your gas
Ole' Dave's part of me, don-'cha see?

(Got another brown pal more obscure
Just where doth he dwell?..I won't tell
Dave would GLADLY swap spots, I am sure
When it rises to answer the bell)

***Submitted for Nikko's 'Mole' contest

Poem Details | by Alex Klugman |
Categories: funny,

There Were Two Homeless, Pity Friends

There were two homeless,  pity friends.
Lets called one of them, say so,- "Fred".
One day, "Armani" suit Fred found in the dump,
But Fred was not conceited, as I  would  done.
This means, that not always, a sudden  wealth
Corrupted  people. Not, at all, always!

Poem Details | by Lisa Costigan |
Categories: adventure, friendship, funny,

Nights Out With Friends

Hi ya halmine you look dam fine 
whats your plans tonight at half 9
Going disco with dave the rave
He hell of boy he better behave
Westfest we went  and iit was great
We knew every one we were all f*cking mates..
i didnt stop digging in my bag..... looking for fags i never had
Thought we were in tent but we we were in tha guys car..
He wanted his charger rite o see his mouth all foamed up he needed larger
Pauly riding his top like pony all pilled up feeling horny 
Me trying feed cally thought he wernt well didnt want me fussing i sure could tell Then theres luke he diffrent story but what a night in all its glory

Poem Details | by Amber Meli |
Categories: friendship, funny, peace, teen


We are all friends
Sitting around the fire,
Passing the weed
Tellin' stories we admire.

Nothing was wrong,
It all seemed right,
Laughing and smoking
Until the night turned bright.

We did not want to sleep,
We did not want to leave,
This moment will live on forever,
Getting high on New Year's Eve.

Poem Details | by Kuhu Tri |
Categories: friend, friendship, funny,


You can have fun with friends
Everyday from the start to end

But without anyone
You really can't have fun

And when it's time to say goodbye
You will surely say 'oh my'

Oh what fun I had today
It's so fun to play

Poem Details | by Tom Bell |
Categories: allegory, angst, funny,

Goodnight My Friends

Another successful day gone by..
Another task mastered,
Another reason to smile
Hug your spouse
Even if he is a louse
Or, if he's really bad, chuck him "out the house"!
I only but hope you are happy,
and life is grand, 
If not, for breakfast,
feed him porridge
made of sand.

Poem Details | by Sara Kendrick |
Categories: funny, imagination, introspection, life, teenteen, perspective,

My Friends Screen

Head hanging off couch waiting to be fed
Things take on new perspective looking up
'Twas noon bored to tears just lying in bed
Had to have some coke and ice in my big cup

Coke and chips are good to give me the strength
They are always here even though wish were
Not, they will be gone away at some length
Character traits say we can depend on her

Recycled teen can now visit friend
Get to station_for heard in distance train
Recycled teen now has fun is that plain
First of life was hard_life is better at the end

Enjoying golden years_no more inbetween
Mother and daddy can't now my friends screen

Poem Details | by Carl Mckever |
Categories: education, faith, family, children, friendship, funny, thank you, love,

Best Friends Forever

You are my best friend,
Until the very end.
We acted liked cake and ice cream,
So thick and so thin.
In Autumn, we played together,
Until the leaves off the tree began to decay.
We also keep in touch. And our houses weren't far away.
We both went to same school and classes,
But our love for our classmates never lasted.
No one can come between you and me. 
Because we are friends until infinity.
Nothing can separate me from your love you showed.
Now, that you aren't here,
There are debts that I must owe. 
Just wish that the good times were still here,
And we can still laugh and spread some cheer

Poem Details | by Jasonpoet Boyd |
Categories: friend, fun, funny, life,

Meet My Friends

6 May 2015  6:50 AM

Every night I see old Sand Man and he and I box a round or two.
And every morning I go fart around with old stinky John Loo.

Then it's time to relax and wake up with my best friend old Joe Black.
Then round about noon it's lunch with a fat fellow named Big Mac.

When it's cold or when it rains.
I see old Arthur Rightus he's really a pain.

Sometimes when life is rough old Jack Daniels  comes to call.
When he's here I laugh and feel tall.

When he is gone I go to bed and fall in.
Then I fight with old Sand Man and hope that he wins.

Poem Details | by Gwendolen Song |
Categories: friendship, humor, nature,

Trees Like Friends

Trees like friends are always around

They allow me to nestle beneath their shade

When it seems like good friends can never be found

I counted twenty-something tree friends I’ve already made!

Gwendolen Rix

Poem Details | by Madhu Mita |
Categories: friendship, funny, love, people, romance, urban, love,

Between Friends

They were in love and they hated each other. They couldn’t stand to be in the same room together. Falling in love was a new experience. It changed the way they looked at the world and the way they looked at themselves. It brought with it the intense agony and ecstasy; the hedonism that are part of being in love. They didn’t want to fall in love but they couldn’t help themselves. It was something out of their control. They had once been best friends but now, because of the woman they loved, they hated each other.

Poem Details | by Kelsi Nichols |
Categories: family, children, friendship, funny,

Friends C:

Theeeeere's a Monkey on my face and on my eyes and on my nose
a' there's a Monkey on my chest and on my clothes !
a' there's a Monkey huggin' me
and there's a Monkey up a tree
and Monkeys are my bestest friends, thought you should knows

Poem Details | by Alex Klugman |
Categories: funny,

All My Old Friends Already Gone

Unfortunately- all my old friends already gone,
But I got new two - always with me together.
First is Alzheimer, second- Parkinson
We are inseparable. In any place and weather!