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animal, betrayal, fate, giggle,
The frog croaked
The cricket chirped
The cricket croaked
The frog burped
There was an old bull frog from Cork
Whose friends might've thought him a dork
But when flies would swarm in
And they all took a swim
Old frog used his tongue like a fork.
For Limerick Contest
Across the pond float lily pads
Upon one sat a frog,
He looked rather startled
His eyes were wide agog.
Had he seen a stalking heron,
Was he scared to move, thought I
Then to my surprise, his tongue shot out
And caught a passing fly.
That wise old frog had patience
It comes to those who wait,
For that fly, it came to him
And that wise old frog, he ate.
I have my friend frog,
in my pocket tucked away.
Because if my mother sees him,
she won't let him stay.
He smells like the fish gut,
I have on my hands.
We both need a bath,
and our feet's full of sand.
In a bath full of bubbles,
I splash and I play,
knowing my friend,
is hidden away.
Green bubbles squish
between my toes,.
Green bubbles splash
right up my nose.
Climbing out of the tub,
I look for my clothes.
Oh, no! She has taken them.
My Mother, she knows!
I hear the swish, swish, swish,
of our washing machine.
Then, my frog leaps out,
Now the green soap bubbles
are out of my nose,
and my wrinkled, white frog,
smells like a pink rose!
Frog on lillie pad
Gulp Mmmmm.. :)
animals, funny, nature,
“Ribbit” croaks the frog
his lily pad is sinking…
time to hop along
larger lily pad
makes a summer home for frogs…
until the storms come
*Entry for Sidney Lee Ann’s “Lily-Pads and Frogs” contest
By Carolyn Devonshire
Theme: both lily pads and frogs
A man of middle height, bearded to his waist;
eyes almost hidden under heavy brows white;
stout and laborious of gait,
he came slowly by mid night…
bloody, could this man be “The Joker”. No fist!
frog strange croaking voice
hanging on his lily-pad..
Contest:Lily-Pads and Frogs
Written: Sara Kendrick
Frog Out Witted
Frog on lily pad
Dragonfly cautiously flies
Frogs long tongue snaps, Gulp Mmmmm..
Frog looks discomfort
French and Cantonese cuisine
Mmmm chicken tenderness
Syllables Per Line: 5 7 5 0 5 7 5
So here I am - Reincarnated
No more keeping up with Joneses
Free at last ! ... forgetting though:
They love to eat frog legs for dinner...
I was given a challenge to write a short poem by looking at a picture of a frog... :)
two lily pads and pausing. . .
a small dragonfly
in and out of view
the dragonfly flits four times. . .
I search for frog sounds
to go with the lily pads
of my cell phone’s screen
A link given me by Ruben about
a frog playing with a cell phone (hilarious,
and only 30 seconds: .http://youtu.be/sfSJP8avHWI)
Betty Harp Butler
A spring frog came to my bath one day
Unknowingly to me when I began.
I undressed quietly and stepped into the tub.
I hopped out when he jumped in!
Forgetting my clothes and propriety,
I left the room in a huff.
I will bathe when I can be by myself,
No frog will see me in the buff!
Frog though he is…
He could be a handsome prince in disguise!
The frog jump on me
due to shock i scream out loud
and i laugh after
Robert L. Hinshaw
Clyde was harassed by a frog in his throat
Chances of finding a cure was remote
But much to ol' Clyde's surprise
Doc said feed it a few flies
Proving to be the perfect antidote
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
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animal, funny, future, humor, mystery, nature,
While watching man jog to his friend
A frog croaked a future portend
Man finished his jog
By sitting on log
And that’s how the frog met his end
froggy went courting
on a sultry summer day
his flowers wilted.
animals, children, funny,
Leaping off a garden fence
There is a frog called Lily
She has very little sense
There isn’t one more silly
Leaping up without a care
Lily reaches for the sky
Hear that silly frog declare
Like a bird see how I fly!
Frog In Her Cup
there once a frog that jumped into her cup
he filled her rim so fast he got the hiccups
was all he could wrestle
as he swam her vessel`
croaks waned once a release of his buildup
In the strange case of Pinto the frog,
"Innocent," he pleads (for the green fog)
He claims a magic fruit
Was the real cause of toot;
At least he didn't point to the dog
Sidney Hall Mad Poet
I had a little frog named Fred
To catch him I used a 2X4 across the head
With his permanent smile
He hopped around for a while
But the next day he was dead
Have you ever had a frog in your throat?
Well it isn't a pleasant experience
They tickle and wiggle and try to escape
It's certainly an inconvenience
Ribbits come out whenever you speak
Your head starts dancing around
You get a strange urge to dive in a pond
Or kiss a Princess's crown
There's only one way to fix this affliction
Drink some warm “Antifroggation”
You'll cough and sputter, the frog will fly out
It will also reduce inflammation!
@Jack Ellison 2012
animals, funny, nature
A frog jumps so high
So high, it jumps to the sky
Gravity pulls frog
fish, funny, humor,
For my birthday wish
I prayed for a kiss
From a frog Prince
My delightful muse
With his clever ruse
Made me wince
Because that foul fellow
Turned me yellow
When I instead smooched a fish!
animal, humorous, love, nonsense, pets, silly,
My pet Frog has gone and hopped it
Which makes me feel so sad
I do miss that little green fella’
Because I’ve had him since a Tad’
Here I sit broken hearted
Because my frog has departed
It isn't as if he was a prince
But a better frog I've not seen since
He went to jump on a lily pad
Oh, his eyesight was really bad
On a rock he landed, his neck he broke
wouldn't you know it, then he croaked.