Humorous and funny Games poems and/or funny poems about Games. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Games funny poems!
Written by
Charles Messina
Categories:
humorous,
The Highest Bowling Game Ever 301
I once bowled a three hundred and one
Someone told me that couldn't be done
I said, "I've done it before...
When I had bowled my high score...
I had bowled a three hundred...and WON"
Written by
Tarang Krishna
Categories:
fun, funny,
The Never Game Time
The moment when head’s not in the game,
Is the moment when head wants to be in the game.
The moment when head is out of the game,
Is the moment when head is willing to get back in the game.
The moment when head’s in the game,
Is the moment when head turns out of the game.
The moment when head is stuck in the game,
Is the moment when head is in the game.
The moment when head is full with the game,
Is the moment when head wants to be in another game.
The moment when head is another game,
Is the moment when head is in the game.
And the cycle repeats...
Written by
Vicki Acquah
Categories:
baseball, humorous, parody,
Annoying Game
ANNOYING GAME
Annoying Game
Cheers
quite annoying
voices mutter
quiet chatter
huddled in confusion
Boring broadcasters
feigns excitement
children watching
not so mellow drama
The curse preventing
Felix the cat's first act
more chatter accompanies
horrible organ music.
Resounding cheers
Greeks speaks
plays called.
"he walks the bases "
on cleats.
Dinner is served
on T.V. trays
Uncle does not move
He sits on the throne
commandeering black
and white screens
with rabbit ears.
I wait for the final cheers
Of the win, Yes, It’s over
or the Boo's for losers
Baseball, way to ruin
a child's summer.!
Written by
Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
Categories:
angst, funny, life
A Life Game: Greed
What will their eternity win?
Greed, as a vice makes some men grin.
Money is their God.
Poor folks bear guffawed.
Then games bring a different kingpin!
© June 1, 2011
Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
Written by
Effie Blake
Categories:
funny, introspection, philosophy,
The Game of Life
golf won't
describe me to
a tee, but putt-putt is
more my style -- shorter distances
to win.
Written by
Anthony Beck
Categories:
anger, angst, giggle, music, violence,
Game of Starbucks
I am standing
In a line scene
Cuz my body
Needs its caffeine
And in front of me some dink
Orders a confusing drink
Now he’s changing ‘round his order
With our patients growing shorter
And a sword from
Someone’s pocket
Now sticks through the
Guy’s eye socket
Du du du du
Du du du du
Du du du-du du-du du-du...
Written by
Harold Hunt Sr
Categories:
baseball, cat, funny, humorous, silly,
The First Game of Spring
The first game of spring
It was the first game of the year.
The go lumpducks vs the hot rugcats.
On 1st base for the hot rugcats is: Tiny judy mad cat
On 2nd is Flash betty furball
At short stop is licky slip maybell
On 3rd three leg piggy polecat
Rt field Cassy cool cat
Cfield Tiffy Mudcat
Lt field Vicky short pants Field cat.
Pitching Wild arm Jayne legcat
Catching Junkcat Kitty
The game is cancel due to Rats on the field the team is hard to control
A real mess the lumpducks left after the first rat was tore apart.
But that's your line up for tomorrows game.
Written by
Jillian Veitenheimer
Categories:
adventure, funny, imagination, heart, heart,
Video Game Hero
FYI: I justed wanted to try some onomatopoeia, my first time really using it.
Thump thump thump
My feet upon the stone
Ba-boom Ba-boom Ba-boom
My heart as I run
Clank clank clank
Enemy armor upon the stone
Huff huff huff
Enemy breathing as they run
Shing!
My blade unsheathed
Clash!
Goes our swords
Thud
Falls his head
Thump thump thump
My feet upon the stone
Ba-boom ba-boom ba-boom
My heart as I run
Squeal
Goes the princess
Smooch
Upon my cheek
Da da dun da da dun da da dun
Goes the end credits
Written by
Joyce Johnson
Categories:
funny
After the Game
The Super Bowl game is over and done,
One team was loser, the other team won.
If your favored team lost
It’s just part of the cost.
It’s only a game and fans had their fun.
For Super Bowl Sunday Contestplaced at no. 4
Written by
Bill Lindsay
Categories:
funny, women,
She Plays a Dirty Game
So,
how is
it that my
wife can be so
good at Tetris and
so useless at stacking
everything in the dishwasher?
Written by
Sara Kendrick
Categories:
education, funny, imagination, nature, science
Garbage Dump//For Limerick Game
In many and many ages hence
Standing on a hill that makes no sense
Archaeologist dig way down
Found way beneath a Royal Crown
Bad odor becoming intense
(This for Limerick Game or whatever passed from C.E.McMillen. I pass the Limerick torch to
Doris Culverhouse lovely daughter).
Written by
Sara Kendrick
Categories:
animals, education, fantasy, funny, imagination, introspection, mystery, nature
Cat and Mouse Game
Cat types words all day
Mouse cleverly wipes away
It's a cat/mouse game
Written by
Tim Ryerson
Categories:
funny, relationship,
The Dating Game Revisited
I told her at work I been bizzy
She got mad and threw a big hizzy
So I been in a bit of a tizzy
Tryin to fix things with Lizzy
So I say I’ll come see her again
(How many weeks has THAT been?)
If I knock on her door in chagrin
I’ll take a left hook to the chin
My God, you’re a silly damn fool!
Nothin’s changed, it’s still the same rule
So re-learn it, you stubborn old mule!
And haul yer *** back into school…
Written by
Amy Green
Categories:
funny,
The Game
Big Butt
Doughnut
Mirror
Steer Clear
Boot Camp
New Champ
Not scared
Declared
A. Green
Written by
George Aul
Categories:
funny, sports
Game Face
I know a game - I play it well
if you don't play, then go to h#$*;
it's not for adults they say,
it's catchy - I play all day;
rock ~ paper ~ scissors.....House for sell!
For "rock ~ paper~ scissors" contest sponsored by Destoyer Poet.
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
conflict, daughter, humorous, parents,
The Name Game - Who Is To Blame - Bawdy Limerick
A woman whose name is Tess Tickle
Gets upset and in a right pickle
Folks make fun of her name
(Thoughtless parents to blame)
Her respect for them is quite fickle
4/17/18
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
funny, philosophy,
Game of Cat and Mouse
Oh my goodness! Did you see that???
A mousie riding on the back of a cat
Guess these guys have kissed and made up
Heard mousey yell “Hey! Giddy-up!”
Great to see them getting on so well
Mousey's relieved, as you can tell
Wearing a big grin from ear to ear
Felix is enjoying it too, it appears
Remember this lesson from one time rivals
Don't need no conflicts for survival
It's a whole lot better to laugh and have fun
Than face extinction at the point of a gun
So what did you learn from this sweet wee tale?
Enjoy yourself and drink lots of ale
You'll see little mousies and cats at play
Instead of killings on TV each day!
© Jack Ellison 2012
Written by
Eve Roper
Categories:
anger, humor,
Ramping An Ragging Over a Game Delay
Ramping An Ragging Over A Game Delay
Ramping an ragging
Ragging and ramping
f#@~=%*!` ^& 8®?©
Over a baseball game delay
You’ve been stewing and brewing
What good is doing?
It won’t stop the rain
You’re only babbling to the wind
Let it register in your brain
Quit your shenanigans
Trying to get even
Will only get you breathing and
Heart beating too fast
It’s not difficult
Loosen up and act like an adult
I'm so annoyed
Get over your obsession
Quit your insane bellyaching!
There’s a hundred
Other channels to choose from
8/5/2015
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
for her, humorous, , cute,
The Name Game For Andrea Dietrich
A curvaceous young lady - Andrea
Had a cute tush or should I say rear
Men wanted to touch
Her bum (it was lush)
But her husband wouldn’t let them get near!
A beautiful lady Andrea
Her hair it turned greyer and greyer
She said my oh my
Reached for the hair dye
Rich brown hair dye will not betray her!
Some months ago I had a discussion with Andrea about the differences in pronunciation between the UK and the US . I say her name AND REAR others say her name AND RAYA.
Poem posted with full permission of the lovely Andrea Dietrich
04~23~17
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
funny, poetry,
The Game of Poetry
How about this for OPENERS
You STOLE my heart away
With SIGNS of love and caring
A sparkling two way PLAY
You guys are all a HIT with me
You're WINNERS every time
Raising me in the STANDINGS
Such loyal FANS of mine
Since I was just a ROOKIE poet
Had myself quite a RUN
Feel like a real VETERAN now
This GAME is so much fun
Appreciate every seven STAR rating
This poetry fits like a GLOVE
Quite a CHANGE in one short year
Above AVERAGE kind of love
So I'm gonna keep on SLUGGING
Aiming for the FENCES
Hoping to hit a poetic HOME RUN
And SCORE with all your senses
© Jack Ellison 2013
Written by
Harry Horsman
Categories:
funny,
Fair Game
There is this guy of 'Poetry Soup' Fame
Ran a contest with 'I just can't win' Name
Because he will not count past three
Ninety seven losers there will be
Guess i will just have to be 'Fair Game'!
© Harry J Horsman 2012
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
humorous,
Horn Guess Who Game
Horn Guess Who Game
To earn all our praise
What people will do these days
Does truly amaze.
They drive you insane
All about women complain
Born without a brain.
Up his own should shove
Party wants to be life of;
We have had enough.
So who should we blame?
Here is my Horn guess game
Play to find his name.
Do I have any volunteers
to render me some assistance
so I can construct this game
and find much fortune and fame?
James Thomas Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
humor,
The Game
Most teenagers love, "Spin the Bottle"
Especially when girls go glottal
But as women age
They all reach a stage
Where all that is shaking is wattle . . . . .
When a teenage girl spins the bottle
It should point out the hottest throttle
But as men age
They reach a stage
Where the only movement is wattle . . . .
Written by
Do You Write A Lot?
Categories:
funny, life, people, philosophy, urban,
The Name Game
I’d never have guessed the fuss behind names
To the rich and famous, their claim to fame
To some a status of great importance
Some changed by deed poll, classed as a hindrance
Mr, a title and blend of Master
Mrs, feminine can one go faster
Such fuss over names, fill me with laughter
They’ll always be here, before and after.
Written by
Jerry T Curtis
Categories:
humor,
The Rating Game
If I had made ten
I would have entered again
If I had reached nine
That would have been fine
Of course making eight
would have been great
And certainly seven
I'd be in sheer heaven
For me to make six
Now that would take tricks
And for me making five
Not while I'm still alive
As for me reaching four
I'd dropped dead on the floor
Then me, the top three
That'll be something to see
And then there's that two
That'd, never would do
And if I made One
That would Kill all the fun