Funny Poems About Garden or Garden Funny Poems

Humorous and funny Garden poems and/or funny poems about Garden. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Garden funny poems!

Written by Susan Keogh
Categories: funny

Gar From Mars

There once was a man named Gar,
Who came from the planet Mars.
He had fun in the sun,
As he toasted his buns.
And slurped his drink from a bar.

Written by Gershon Wolf
Categories: humor, kiss, lust, word play,

Gar-Lick

    The witching hour draws near
      (whatever that implies)
    Your breath reeks of stale beer

    I cringe when you ask me for a kiss
      (from my virgin lips?!)
        ~ First take a lick of this… *



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    *Of course, you already referred back 
    to the title, didn't you? You didn't need
    my little reminder. (Heh-heh).