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Poem Details | by Carolyn Devonshire |
Categories: animals, funny

GEICO Gecko

A gecko who represents GEICO
My fame sure continues to grow
     And because I am cute
     I have money to boot
Who’d guess I’d been raised in a ghetto

Insurance I’m in, so let’s begin
Assessing your worth, to your chagrin
     No policy covers
     That place where you hover
Think we insure bats? You’re mistaken!



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Poem Details | by Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories: funny,

The Geico Gecko

Geico's Gecko is a strange little dude

   Talking funny and strolling in the nude

      But be that as it may

         I'm sure he earns his pay

            At selling insurance he's mighty shrewd

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
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Poem Details | by Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories: funny,

Geico's Gecko Vs That Other Guy

Wouldn't it be strange if all of a sudden that Allstate Insurance wizard,

   Got choked up and began speaking Aussie like unto that little lizard!

Conversely, wouldn't it be mighty odd if the Geico Gecko should,
 
   Elect to speak in those sonorous tones be be understood!

Folks would be perplexed determining if "You Are In Good Hands" assurance,

   Or "It's So Easy A Cave Man Can Do It 15 Minutes Could Save A Bundle" insurance!

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved

Poem Details | by Sara Kendrick |
Categories: animals, fantasy, funny, life, nature

House Gecko (Gekkonidae)

Hidden
Out of sight
Usually by day
Safely tucked away
Eats insects and cockroaches yum! yum!

Goes clings to ceiling runs
Everywhere at night
Cause you don't want anyone to 
Know that you
Own a house gecko

(Because everyone needs one(house gecko) but no one would want people to know they 
have one.  Strictly fictional even thought some truth.)