Humorous and funny German poems and/or funny poems about German. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious German funny poems!
Written by
Ivee Bryant
Categories:
funny,
German Shepherd
There once was a German Shepherd
Who liked to act like a leopard
He went to get a chicken,
But it went a kickin’
And then they both got peppered.
Written by
Matt Caliri
Categories:
funny, love,
Yellow German Love Letters
There is a blanket of yellow love.
She wrote to me of it
In an unleavened light letter,
Where my god is your god, and
Sudden drops of bereavement
leave a love nest of hands,
Making certain you knew you were part of the whole,
A vibrant pulsating joy button.
Your hands are there to hold not swat.
"Bread" in German is "Brot."
Written by
Pat Adams
Categories:
analogy, character, humorous,
Frank Loves German Beer
Frank loves German beer so much
Everyone knows it's his vice
Now they call him Frank in stein
I don't think that's very nice!