Humorous and funny Ginger poems and/or funny poems about Ginger. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Ginger funny poems!
Written by
John Fenn
Categories:
childhood, funny,
Ginger Whinger
There once was a terrible whinger
Whose hair was incredibly ginger
No one liked him at all
So he ran off from school
And went out to train as a ninja
Written by
John Beam
Categories:
allegory, beauty, betrayal, culture, funny, jealousy, women,
The Ginger Monster
Oh! but the jealous thing She has eyes flaming green How to quench what hell spurns Where envy and mischief does burn Revenge on her lips she's an Irish queen
Written by
J.W. Earnings
Categories:
candy, funny, sweet,
Ginger Snaps
Sweet, yummy treats
Melt into my mouth so fast!
Taste buds dance in joy
These candies make my
Mouth water merrily! WOW!
Who made these sweethearts?
Sugary candy
Is not nearly as great as
These sugah mommas!
Reminding me of
Cherished childhood memories
I want some more, please?
Written by
Hat Bueckert
Categories:
funny,
Mc1r Mutation Station 2: Ginger Lesson
As a ginger I have
Hated, than loved freckles
Got sick of the teasing
Grew to love these speckles
Now I find them pleasing
As a ginger I have
Felt the wrath of the sun
Bright red self heating skin
Before summer begun
Sometimes you just can’t win
As a ginger I have
Been Red and Carrot top
Little orphan Annie
A raggedy Ann Mop
They say it’s uncanny
As a ginger I have
Grown to love these red locks
And all that comes with it
To think outside the box
And hoard sun screen a bit
Written by
Julie Draper
Categories:
humor,
Ginger Crunch
Is anything nicer than ginger crunch?
It's my favourite slice on which to munch
It tastes best when the icing is thick
And crystallized ginger on top of it
I’ve dreamed all day about eating it
Distracted by the massive sugar hit
There’s one piece left for tea tonight
And soon I’ll taste its sweet delight
At least, that’s what I anticipated
But my joy soon dissipated
For I opened up the biscuit tin to see
Some bugger got there before me
Waaahhhh!
Written by
Kim Rodrigues
Categories:
animal, humorous,
Sparky and Ginger
Left a calling card by the door.
Left their business under the master’s covers.
The beagles snicker and cower,
knowing justice
will come with a swift kick.
Bruised hindquarters will be well worth it.
They’d do it again and again
except they love the master’s wife
who religiously pats them on the head,
rubs bellies, gives them treats.
She only hears stories
of their escapades.
Furbabies love her only more
as her eyes sparkle
and she laughs
as the master recounts
the stellar moment
when the boys
were left indoors
to make his day,
make him pay the price,
when all’s they wanted
was to go outdoors
to play.
8/29/2020
Written by
Ryan Sms
Categories:
funny love,
Ginger
There once was a guy
who wanted to try
to wrap a girl around his finger
but he met Ginger
who immediately saw right through him
and took him to the gym
where they started exercising
and formalizing
their friendship
before they went on a field trip.
Ginger took him to a farm
where she maximized her charm
and let her new friend do all the work
before telling him that she could never settle for a jerk.