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appreciation, giving, humorous, poetry, thanks,
I’ve received an incredible gift
It has given my heart such a lift
But the date that I see
Is what now concerns me –
It’s the date I no longer exist!!!
Today I was gifted a 'lifetime' premium membership but it is somewhat disconcerting to see it ends on 3/20/2077. I hope TPS aren't psychic!!!!
My mother's great great aunt lived to 111 and 121 days and was in the Guinness book of records - I hope I am around a long long time to make full use of this incredible gift.
14th October 2016
brother, freedom, giving, happy, humorous,
The firmament above, beneath we exist,
This diversity in divine artistry
Same eyes divers sizes
Different skin same sin
Different color same honor
Same human same humor
Why try to sort out maize from corn? They are all same
Cus just one shot, your race wont spare you
age, angel, baseball, beauty, butterfly, caregiving, celebration, character, child, father daughter, feelings, film, fishing, flower, football, children, for her, friend, fun, funny, gender, girl, girlfriend, giving, graduation, grandfather, grandmother, grandparents, growing up, growth, hair, happiness, happy, health, heart, hero,
Dancing all around
Frolicking through fields
Just like you!
anniversary, fun, giving, green, humor, money,
My parents’ repeated refrain -
“Money doesn’t grow on trees.”
In my dreams, a lush tree grew
with leaves of high numbers,
nothing under a twenty.
On our 25th Anniversary,
our church threw
a surprise party.
After the pot-luck dinner,
a gaily wrapped gift box
sported a top slit, waving
a bit of green. As we pulled,
a chain of bills roped up
through the slot, coiling
ribbons of green.
I had seen “Money Trees”
as special occasion gifts,
but for the one and only
time, we experienced the gift
of “Money in a Box.”
allusion, crush, flower, for her, giving, humorous,
@ @ @
@ W @
@ h o u @
@ y @
@ @ @
t n c
m e f l o w e r s ?
happiness, humorous, riddle, word play, words,
Giving is better than getting.
Why you may ask?
Because giving makes you feel good,
you actually get happiness,
when you give.
When you get, it feels good,
but that feeling is temporary.
After you get, you feel,
like you owe a debt,
at least a debt of gratitude.
It's like an itch that needs to be scratched
always there reminding you.
Problem is you need two to tango.
The giver needs a getter,
after giving he feels better,
but the getter feels like a debtor...
see the problem?
Anyway Jesus says it best
"there is more happiness in giving than receiving".
Enjoy giving all year long!
John Derek Hamilton November 29,2015
The festive season is here again
The buying has in earnest begun
Bargains, bargains I look for
In the morning rush towards the door
I enter the race of giving gifts
To climb the social ladder swift
Then on to buy some old stuff
Dressed in rich festive puff
For nephews and nieces
Some colourful pieces
With decorative labels
Though bought cheap under the table
For Uncles and Aunts
I visit some notorious haunts
To buy budget deals
Though horrible I feel
funny, giving, money,
Pardon me, did you just hand me a million bucks
For doing nothing at all
Or will you demand
With some command
To have me at your beck and call?
Ok, sure a mill would be handy
But will you have the gall
To make me your slave?
If that’s what you crave
Then of course I’m very appalled
I’m always asked to return favors
No matter how large or small
They may throw me a smile
Or a super large pile
Wait a minute, a millions’ quite a haul!
Pardon me, but if I get to keep the money
I will certainly not forestall
I’ll do whatever you ask
And be up to the task
I’ll even get on my knees and crawl
For Pardon Me, Did You Just... contest
funny, nostalgia, giving,
The honey was very well aware
As she went flitting by
That all the goof-offs hanging out
Were giving her the eye.
She didn’t mind they stole a gander
As she saw them standing there
Admiring her newly shortened skirts
And giving her gams a stare.
As long as she wasn’t a real armpit
And hadn’t been around the block
They would try to out do each other
In cornering her stock.
She knew if a hot dog made a pass
She could hail the black and white
And he would do some small time
In the town joint, over night.
Joyce Johnson 01/12/12 For Craig Cornish’s “Talk That Way” contest.
Won a 3rd in contest
to all the young men who stare me down-
i give you my thanks
your curvey smiles as i walk by-
i give you my thanks
i'm losing weight and loving it-
i give myself a pat on the back and say thanks!
creation, giving, humorous, people, science,
To invent something,
that's just AN aim,
but THE aim is to
give it your name.
best friend, christian, funny, giving, happy, hello, sleep,
POEM 23 BIG PAPA WORLD
BIG PAPA WORLD HAS HAPPINESS
LOVE, JOY, & WISDOM THAT IS
SPREAD ALL AROUND.
BIG PAPA WORLD PEACE & HARMONY
CAN BE FOUND IN EVERY ONE LIVES IN
THEY OWN WORLD.
MR. PROFESSOR. JERRY”BIG PAPA” WELLS
candy, chocolate, february, funny, giving, valentines day,
A picnic for two would be so quaint
And cards of sentiment are high on the rank
Expensive jewelry that sparkles the eye
To most girls is the biggest prize
Flowers are lovely
Teddy bears cuddly
And dinner is fine
But if you really want to see me smile
There’s only one proper Valentine
Make it Dove dark chocolates…everytime!
crazy, family, fun, funny, giving, grandparents, smart,
Our big happy
granny left will!
NB Wills can be divisive in a wry humorous way.
Date created and submitted : 30 November 2020
giving, humor, humorous, lust, passion, sexy, tribute,
Always salty and usually bitter
help encourage the spitter —
still better than the wonts
and those dreaded donts —
saved by the tolerable quitter.
Contest: Quitters Never Win
Sponsor: Margarita Lillico
black african american, funny love, giving, silly,
Today I brought a card and a red satin ribbon.
Upon checkout I looked around in case I saw anything else that might
brighten your day.
I told myself that when I saw you.
That I would give you the card first.
And if that didn't work.
Then, and only then would I take the red ribbon, tie it around my head.
And do the first silly thing that comes to mind.
appreciation, care, funny love, giving, humanity, imagination, philosophy,
Just got some.
They come in packs of twenty four.
I like to heat up three or six at a time.
They're these little swirls, about an inch wide.
Like mini sticky buns, sorta.
There's caramel in there and a glaze on top.
You can pop 'em in the oven.
Or, I just microwave mine.
When they come out all warm and gooey,
You can pick 'em up with your fingers.
Did I mention they're scrumptious?
Oh yes, you can't eat them.
They're only for others.
funny, giving, money, prayer,
Another day another dollar I pray.
Blow the dollars and you will pay.
Count your pennies or do a giveaway.
Dollars could be at bay.
E-banks were all the trend until they went away.
Funny money no more payday.
Gosh what more can I say.
Date Written: 5/6/2020
angst, funny, philosophy, giving,
I've been wondering
Or giving in?
I want to do a little of
I need to weigh the cost
Want to get my moneys worth
and giving in
are really the same
Looks like compromise
is on sale this week.
Too good a deal to
if you ask me.
dance, giggle, girl, giving,
Ek ney chinna jaam dusari ney
sambhala hosh, par hosh ooda
jaab pucha kaya hai payar
Jawab mai Mila na hona naraz
mai hu khamosh kuki ye hai
a smile......bas Yad kikay aaj kouki na
jaan paya ku mai
pukarta tumhara naam....
With love all
My neighbour’s addicted to Twitter
He’ll tweet when he’s doing a ‘sitter’
When he squats for a dump
He tweets more than Don Trump
No wonder his wife feels so bitter
The whole world knows what Fred is doing
He’s tweeting whilst weeing and poohing
Is nothing sacred
For tweet obsessed Fred
I wonder if divorce is now brewing!
film, giggle, giving, humor, memory, money, summer,
Killing time before a movie,
an ex and I
rifles thru what the nearby shoppes had to offer,
hoping to be aroused by some
I was making a Facebook post in
the first row of used clothes
when Eric sent me a text:
“Got some extra muscle relaxers
Would you be interested?
I know you and your buddies like to
get into all kinds of shenanigans.
Told him that I’d
“keep him posted”
while I used the movie
to consider his offer.
Anecdotes of friends were recalled,
and even though
it would’ve been fun to
mix with something else,
I decided the money would be
better spent on something
that could get me
ed up instead.
animal, cat, fear, giving, humor, i love you,
The gifts I bring are safely dead,
But end up in the trash instead.
Now I think I see the light
You want a gift that squirms with life!
I know just what will do the trick,
It's long and black and rather thick.
Here you go, your living treat.
How cute it moves without no feet!
Why you running out the door?
Come back, sit down,
I'll bring you more.
age, giving, humor,
About The Ammo Box
By: Miracle Man
I’ve an ammo box that we’ve given away,
*to Daisy & Cash, it’s contents we convey.
I’ve looked at this Ammo box for years,
now, looking inside, I’m bordering tears.
Hoisting its weight gave this geezer spells,
for I thought it was housing shotgun shells.
Now, I sit feeling like a fatigued lummox,
for ammunition is usually in an ammo box.
Seems each day’s a game of hide and seek.
since pandemic boredom induced me to peek.
*Box contained 30 rolls of new state quarters.
allusion, character, community, endurance, funny love, giving, irony,
When everything down in the world's without an in
There’s a next to the reasons with the less up again
By the time all the bygones are here then your gone
Then your left only one reason to remember a song
Its hear that we got you, the ryhme will have no clues
Just betcha we got you and it ain't nothing news
So story line says hear that with no witness deep within
Just play fair and be there but leave’s you with no
bargain to win