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Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: appreciation, giving, humorous, poetry, thanks,


I’ve received an incredible gift It has given my heart such a lift But the date that I see Is what now concerns me – It’s the date I no longer exist!!! Today I was gifted a 'lifetime' premium membership but it is somewhat disconcerting to see it ends on 3/20/2077. I hope TPS aren't psychic!!!! My mother's great great aunt lived to 111 and 121 days and was in the Guinness book of records - I hope I am around a long long time to make full use of this incredible gift. 14th October 2016

Poem Details | by victor nwakanma |
Categories: brother, freedom, giving, happy, humorous,

one race

The firmament above, beneath we exist,
This diversity in divine artistry
Same eyes divers sizes
Different skin same sin
Different color same honor
Same human same humor
Why try to sort out maize from corn? They are all same
Cus just one shot, your race wont spare you

Poem Details | by Smail Poems |
Categories: age, angel, baseball, beauty, butterfly, caregiving, celebration, character, child, father daughter, feelings, film, fishing, flower, football, children, for her, friend, fun, funny, gender, girl, girlfriend, giving, graduation, grandfather, grandmother, grandparents, growing up, growth, hair, happiness, happy, health, heart, hero,


Pretty princesses
Dancing all around
Frolicking through fields
Very beautiful
Just like you!

Poem Details | by Cona Adams |
Categories: anniversary, fun, giving, green, humor, money,

Money Chain

My parents’ repeated refrain -
“Money doesn’t grow on trees.”
In my dreams, a lush tree grew
with leaves of high numbers,
nothing under a twenty.

On our 25th Anniversary,
our church threw
a surprise party.

After the pot-luck dinner,
a gaily wrapped gift box
sported a top slit, waving
a bit of green. As we pulled,
a chain of bills roped up
through the slot, coiling
ribbons of green.

I had seen “Money Trees” 
as special occasion gifts,
but for the one and only
time, we experienced the gift
of “Money in a Box.”


Poem Details | by Weeping Willow |
Categories: allusion, crush, flower, for her, giving, humorous,

Flower power

                @   @   @
             @      W      @
            @  h    o    u  @
              @      y      @
                 @  @  @
                          n'        i 
                            t    n    c
                             g     e 
                       m e   f l o w e r s ?

Poem Details | by rob carmack |
Categories: giving, humor, humorous, lust, passion, sexy, tribute,

Spitters are Quitters

Always salty and usually bitter
help encourage the spitter —
still better than the wonts
and those dreaded donts —
saved by the tolerable quitter.

Written: 05.08.21
Contest: Quitters Never Win
Sponsor: Margarita Lillico

Poem Details | by John Hamilton |
Categories: happiness, humorous, riddle, word play, words,

Giving is better than getting

Giving is better than getting.
Why you may ask?
Because giving makes you feel good,
you actually get happiness,
when you give.
When you get, it feels good,
but that feeling is temporary.
After you get, you feel,
like you owe a debt,
at least a debt of gratitude.
It's like an itch that needs to be scratched
always there reminding you.
Problem is you need two to tango.
The giver needs a getter,
after giving he feels better,
but the getter feels like a debtor...
see the problem?

Anyway Jesus says it best
"there is more happiness in giving than receiving".

Enjoy giving all year long!

John Derek Hamilton  November 29,2015

Poem Details | by Tahera Mannan |
Categories: funny

Gift Giving

The festive season is here again
The buying has in earnest begun
Bargains, bargains I look for
In the morning rush towards the door
I enter the race of giving gifts
To climb the social ladder swift
Then on to buy some old stuff
Dressed in rich festive puff
For nephews and nieces
Some colourful pieces
With decorative labels
Though bought cheap under the table
For Uncles and Aunts
I visit some notorious haunts
To buy budget deals
Though horrible I feel

Poem Details | by Joyce Johnson |
Categories: funny, nostalgia, giving,

Jive Talk of the 1940's

The honey was very well aware
As she went flitting by
That all the goof-offs hanging out
Were giving her the eye.

She didn’t mind they stole a gander
As she saw them standing there
Admiring her newly shortened skirts
And giving her gams a stare.

As long as she wasn’t a real armpit
And hadn’t been around the block
They would try to out do each other
In cornering her stock.

She knew if a hot dog made a pass
She could hail the black and white
And he would do some small time
In the town joint, over night.

Joyce Johnson 01/12/12 For Craig Cornish’s “Talk That Way” contest.

Won a 3rd in contest

Poem Details | by karen croft |
Categories: funny,

giving thanks

to all the young men who stare me down-
i give you my thanks
your curvey smiles as i walk by-
i give you my thanks
i'm losing weight and loving it-
i give myself a pat on the back and say thanks!

Poem Details | by David Fisher |
Categories: funny, giving, money,

A Million Changes A Heart

Pardon me, did you just hand me a million bucks
For doing nothing at all
Or will you demand
With some command
To have me at your beck and call?

Ok, sure a mill would be handy
But will you have the gall
To make me your slave?
If that’s what you crave
Then of course I’m very appalled

I’m always asked to return favors
No matter how large or small
They may throw me a smile
Or a super large pile
Wait a minute, a millions’ quite a haul!

Pardon me, but if I get to keep the money
I will certainly not forestall
I’ll do whatever you ask
And be up to the task
I’ll even get on my knees and crawl

For Pardon Me, Did You Just... contest

Poem Details | by Paula Goldsmith |
Categories: funny, giving, money, prayer,

ABC Money

Another day another dollar I pray.
Blow the dollars and you will pay.
Count your pennies or do a giveaway.
Dollars could be at bay.
E-banks were all the trend until they went away.
Funny money no more payday.
Gosh what more can I say. 

Date Written: 5/6/2020 
ABC Rhyme

Poem Details | by Volodymyr Knyr |
Categories: creation, giving, humorous, people, science,

An and the aims

To invent something,
that's just AN aim,
but THE aim is to
give it your name.

Volodymyr Knyr

Poem Details | by Jerry Wells |
Categories: best friend, christian, funny, giving, happy, hello, sleep,











Poem Details | by Howard Kerr |
Categories: crazy, family, fun, funny, giving, grandparents, smart,

Oh That Will - TB

Our big happy 
family, since 
granny left will!

NB Wills can be divisive in a wry humorous way.

Date created and submitted : 30 November 2020

Poem Details | by Chris Hagy |
Categories: candy, chocolate, february, funny, giving, valentines day,

A Proper Valentine

A picnic for two would be so quaint
And cards of sentiment are high on the rank
Expensive jewelry that sparkles the eye
To most girls is the biggest prize

Flowers are lovely
Balloons divine
Teddy bears cuddly
And dinner is fine
But if you really want to see me smile
There’s only one proper Valentine
Make it Dove dark chocolates…everytime!

Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: humorous, internet,


My neighbour’s addicted to Twitter He’ll tweet when he’s doing a ‘sitter’ When he squats for a dump He tweets more than Don Trump No wonder his wife feels so bitter The whole world knows what Fred is doing He’s tweeting whilst weeing and poohing Is nothing sacred For tweet obsessed Fred I wonder if divorce is now brewing! 1/16/20

Poem Details | by kewayne wadley |
Categories: black african american, funny love, giving, silly,

Red Ribbon

Today I brought a card and a red satin ribbon.

Upon checkout I looked around in case I saw anything else that might

brighten your day.

I told myself that when I saw you.

That I would give you the card first.

And if that didn't work.

Then, and only then would I take the red ribbon, tie it around my head.

And do the first silly thing that comes to mind.

Just because

Poem Details | by Jagdish Bajantri |
Categories: dance, giggle, girl, giving,

Ek masuqa

      Ek masuqa 

Ek ney chinna jaam dusari ney 
sambhala hosh, par hosh ooda 
jaab pucha kaya hai payar 

Jawab mai Mila na hona naraz 
mai hu khamosh kuki ye hai 
ek raaz 

a smile......bas Yad kikay aaj kouki na
 jaan paya ku mai 
pukarta tumhara naam.... 

With love all 
Jagdish Bajantri

Poem Details | by Greg Gaul |
Categories: appreciation, care, funny love, giving, humanity, imagination, philosophy,

Karmic Delights

Just got some.
They come in packs of twenty four.
I like to heat up three or six at a time.
They're these little swirls, about an inch wide.
Like mini sticky buns, sorta.
There's caramel in there and a glaze on top.
Absolutely scrumptious.
You can pop 'em in the oven.
Or, I just microwave mine.
When they come out all warm and gooey,
You can pick 'em up with your fingers.
Did I mention they're scrumptious?
Oh yes, you can't eat them.
They're only for others.
Karmic Delights.

Poem Details | by Brittney Rhoda-Goode |
Categories: angst, funny, philosophy, giving,

Compromise on Aisle Three

I've been wondering
what's easier
Giving up?
Or giving in?
I want to do a little of
I need to weigh the cost
Want to get my moneys worth
after all.
But wait,
it seems
Giving up
and giving in
are really the same
Looks like compromise 
is on sale this week.
Too good a deal to 
pass up
if you ask me.

Poem Details | by Joseph Szalinski |
Categories: film, giggle, giving, humor, memory, money, summer,

Eric Says Relax

Killing time before a movie,
an ex and I 
rifles thru what the nearby shoppes had to offer,
hoping to be aroused by some 
remarkable deal.
I was making a Facebook post in
the first row of used clothes
when Eric sent me a text:
“Got some extra muscle relaxers 
laying around.
Would you be interested?
I know you and your buddies like to
get into all kinds of shenanigans.
Told him that I’d 
“keep him posted”
while I used the movie 
to consider his offer. 
Anecdotes of friends were recalled,
and even though
it would’ve been fun to
mix with something else,
I decided the money would be 
better spent on something 
that could get me
ed up instead.

Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: birthday, giggle, giving, relationship,

What to Get Him This Year

  I mustn't get him a tie
    Number two-hundred and five
  A belt? No. (He needs suspenders)
    He's no longer svelte

  Maybe a wallet?
    What for? He never spends money
  Perhaps a pet?
    Nope. He once killed a bunny...

  I'm out of ideas, I confess
    Haven't the foggiest notion
  Well, I never! He says, 'Come to bed dear
    Your mother just bought me some Purple Passion Love Potion'


Poem Details | by Jean Bush |
Categories: animal, cat, fear, giving, humor, i love you,


The gifts I bring are safely dead,
But end up in the trash instead.
Now I think I see the light
You want a gift that squirms with life!

I know just what will do the trick,
It's long and black and rather thick.
Here you go, your living treat.
How cute it moves without no feet!

Why you running out the door?
Come back, sit down,
I'll bring you more.

Poem Details | by Linda Alice Fowler |
Categories: celebration, food, holiday, humor, november, thanksgiving,

Who's Giving Thanks

He thankfully grazed on gravel and grass	
Suddenly he heard a deafening blast
	He now rests with berries and nuts–
	later becomes dreaded cold cuts–
and sausage dressing stuffed up his crevasse