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Poem Details | by
Andy Morfett |
Categories:
appreciation, beauty, fashion, girl, humorous, inspirational,
Girls Who Wear Glasses
Girls who wear glasses
Are seen as geeks or a nerd,
Which is the most ridiculous thing
That I've ever heard!
Girls who wear glasses
Are actually sexy and cool
Whether they’re petite little pixies
Or long-legged and tall.
Girls who wear glasses
Look intelligent and smart;
A look that has always
Gone straight to my heart
Girls who wear glasses
Are to be praised and admired
And to be told frequently
They are loved and desired!
Poem Details | by
John Beam |
Categories:
community, green, humor, humorous, life, psychological, work,
If grass is always greener on the other side of the fence that means I would have to mow more grass
Poem Details | by
Robert Davidson |
Categories:
confusion, funny, imagination,
The joy of finding something whole is truly quite fulfilling,
But when your socks are full of holes it really is quite chilling.
I'd like to tell you what I found! I'm sure you are aware!
Forty socks in my drawer and not one of them a pair!
I'm looking for my shoes, I left them on the mat,
Only a couple of feet from my coat and hat.
I dozed off for a moment, on awakening they had gone:
I wondered if they'd wandered far, or who had put them on?
My glasses have a habit of playing dirty tricks!
They vanished in the garden while on a pile of bricks.
They've turned up in a taxi and were discovered on a train;
But how do I get them back, from that very fast flying plane?
Poem Details | by
Volodymyr Knyr |
Categories:
age, body, fun, humor, image, imagery, irony,
Professorial glasses
don't prevent to wiggle asses.
Poem Details | by
James Horn |
Categories:
humorous,
Both Pair of Glasses Horn Limerick
Someone to me a message they sent,
Which seemed to sound pretty urgent;
After they had made several passes
Still can't find either pair of glasses,
So wish you would give him a hint.
I should have added mind to glasses.
Also kind of had Dr. Quigley in mind.
Jim Horn
Poem Details | by
Volodymyr Knyr |
Categories:
for him, humorous, image, men, people,
Often even professorial glasses
don't help heads not to look like asses.
Volodymyr Knyr
2014
Poem Details | by
Charles Henderson |
Categories:
funny
My glasses, has anyone seen my glasses,
I laid them down a while ago.
We’ll look around Pop but we really need to go.
Well I can’t go without my glasses,
I can’t see even with them on.
We’ll find them Pop, soon as I get off the phone.
Ok, Pop where is the last time you saw them.
Son, I think it was on the table by the bed.
Pop, you’ll find them, simply look on your head.
© Jun 10 2010 For Paula’s “Nobody Home” contest
Poem Details | by
Amanullah Khan |
Categories:
funny,
Lost Glasses
She heard a knock at the door but
Did not wish to leave her warm chair
At long last she answered the knock
Saw a note attached to her door
Could not read it without glasses
A problem she thought she had solved
When she bought ten pairs of glasses
And placed at different locations
She searched various places in
Her house but could not find a pair
At last she went to a bathroom
And happened to see the mirror
There! She saw a pair on her head
Poem Details | by
Jennifer Proxenos |
Categories:
funny,
Hubby was pottering in our garden when off the cuff,
He said I’ve looked everywhere but can't find fluff
Our cat and, must plant these pansies,
But I’ve lost my reading glasses,
Where to plant them, for now can’t hear you love.
Poem Details | by
Sotto Poet |
Categories:
analogy, appreciation, humorous,
L Milton Hankins has remained the same.
However, the jasmine blooms withered over time.
He searched for his glasses, but where did they hide?
He looked everywhere, but he neglected to check on his head.
Note:
Heartful gratitude goes out to our good friend and poet L.M. Hankins; he has done so much for us and his wonderful character.
Written June 29, 2021
A Brian Strand July Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Brian Strand
Poem Details | by
Caren Krutsinger |
Categories:
animal, humorous,
Do these glasses make us look fat?
Who looks worse, me or Matt?
I looked up to do a quadruple take.
A mistake I did not care to make.
Why are zebras so hard to raise?
They gave me a nod, Ted gave some brays.
We look silly in these glasses, right?
I did not want tears, pouting, or a fight.
You all look great, I fibbed through my teeth.
Dick scratched his tummy with his hoof showing us beneath.
We don’t believe you, we think we look chubby!
This was stated by their insecure leader, Tubby.
You look marvelous, terrific, I lied.
I wanted to get away, run back inside.
What do you think? She always says that
I gave them a wave, thinking they did look fat.
Poem Details | by
Abdullah Alhemaidy |
Categories:
humor,
- Please help me to read
For sure where is my glasses?
- Here over your nose
Poem Details | by
Alkas Poetry |
Categories:
allegory, allusion, dark, extended metaphor, hilarious,
To perceive ghosts
I never needed
wear glasses...
Poem Details | by
Dale Gregory Cozart |
Categories:
humor,
A pair of old glasses I've found.
It's obvious they've been around.
But much to my glee
I hold up and see
The eyes still attached are quite sound.
Posted 10/5/23