Humorous and funny Gloves poems and/or funny poems about Gloves. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Gloves funny poems!
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
humorous,
Trump Small Hands and Gloves
Trump Small Hands and Gloves
Trump has small hands that he loves
If were mine I would wear gloves
While calling spade another spade
Global warming won't see much shade
Did die off all the ducks and doves.
Jim Horn
Written by
Bob Quigley
Categories:
confusion, funny
Mittens Or Gloves
Mittens or Gloves
Nothing much has ere been written
About the virtues of the mitten
Knit or fabric, long or wide
Made to tuck your hands inside
Warm and toasty I am told
For when as one they all do fold
Tucked together with each other
Lined up one after another
But then of course there is the glove
The shape and form so many love
Made so that they can encase
Each single digit in its space
The issue that remains is whether
They're warmer alone or when together
Written by
Kurtis Scott Aka Curtis Futch Jr
Categories:
adventure, humor,
Hands Cold and Gloves
you work outside
this is world wide
and
as also stand
its the lord plans
or they might frost
warm and stugg
for
HANDS COLD AND GLOVES
Written by
Matthew Herfurth
Categories:
humor,
Hand Gloves
Hand Gloves
The winter fatty hand gloves are
helpless to
stop inhaling the
bits of
fluff and
my pills my
doctor gave me on
the
bedroom carpet.