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L MILTON HANKINS
I once had a goat who loved to swim
I enrolled him at our local gym
I know, I know, it was just a whim!
He did rather well in beginners’ match
Girl swimmers thought him quite a catch
But he failed to get his lifesaver’s patch.
He punched a hole in the kiddie pool
So, I enrolled him in the ballet school
He butted heads with Master Abdul.
This kid simply couldn’t measure up
Until, finally, he won the Cannabis Cup
And with the money he bought a pup.
SIXTH PLACE WINNER
written April 6, 2022
for "Tail-Rhymed" poetry contest
sponsored by Jeff Kyser
M. L. Kiser
animal, fun, funny, nature, poems, poetry,
There’s a goat on my roof and he won’t come down;
there’s a goat on my roof, acting like a clown.
That clip-clop of hooves, what obnoxious noise;
though it’s amazing, his level of poise.
What drew him there, I do not know,
there wasn’t any food or foe.
Just walking around, he thinks he’s hot,
I had to tell him, he is not.
He’s munching my oak, from the roof top;
I’ve yelled till I’m hoarse, to get him to stop.
My neighbor says, a goat is good Feng Shui;
so, I suppose I will just let him stay.
relaxes body and mind –
Do watch this clip on the BBC website!
Gregory Richard Barden
celebrity, football, humorous, sports, word play,
In the summer, some fans climb the walls
For a game that's been played many falls
And a player named Brady
Many folks found as shady
For some shifts in the size of his balls ...
An inspection made by Le Gendarme
Thus concluded, no cause for alarm
'Twasn't balls, frankly stated
Haters hopes were deflated
For the sake ... of his glorious arm!
~ 1st Place ~ in the "Celebrity Limerick" Poetry Contest, Tania Kitchin, Judge & Sponsor.
RAJAT KANTI CHAKRABARTY
fun, funny, nonsense,
My wife is either a spook or a goat
I wish She must fall in a Texas moat
In our wedding night
I had a frost bite
And she made love to my bright yellow coat
He-goat said"Mum place yourself for mounting"
She frowned that he has no fear for Dad`s thing,
Not afraid of Daddy`s hit,
He`s prepared for this fast fit,
ready to use condom for this kicking.
Limerick : Once a Bengal Tigress supped on a Goat
Once a Bengal Tigress supped on a Goat
The horns – pardon – got stuck in her throat
A Dentist pulled one out
The other by a Scout
Now – sad to say – Both made her bloat.
© T. Wignesan – Paris, 2013
adventure, allegory, animals, food, funny, parody,
A clever work indeed,
But you must really need,
Either a doctor or a goat,
It's up to you to vote,
In this poem you come acrostic,
To shepherds as diagnostic
As a woman a tad too caustic,
Of their herd's fruit a bit bombastic
I think they see with herder's eye,
You had too much Shepherd's Pie!!
animals, friendship, funny, nostalgia,
Who's the greatest goat of all?
Who stands over six feet tall?
Who's the biggest, buffest dude?
Who has grass as favorite food?
Hey, hail Chief Goat!
Chief Goat he's the one!
All hail Chief Goat!
'Cause he's a lot of fun!
Who's the goat that plays football?
Who goes running for that ball?
Who can't help but win this game?
It's Emman the one and same!
Hey, hail Chief Goat!
Chief Goat's super fast
All hail Chief Goat!
'Cause he sure ain't the last!
YEY CHIEF GOAT!
We love you Emman!
appreciation, funny, poets,
Old Willy’s ice-box housed nothing but cheese.
Row after row of perfect pillars packed
with gouda cheese, bleu cheese, mascarpone cheese
and a bit of brie (though for cheddar lacked)
all sealed in air-tight capsules and aligned
in such a way that no available space
went to waste. When his health declined
and failed in 1616, his cheese faced
a litany of tests as physicians
marveled at how it seemed to resist
decay or time induced decomposition,
the results of which have since been published
and studied by goats like me who mock that cheese
while hypocritically writing poems like these.
BOAT RIDE BY GOAT
A goat wore white satin coat,
not calling due to sore- throat.
It hired wooden boat to float.
Depth of stream was hundred fathoms.
Water entered through hole at bottom.
Boat sank slowly what to do!
Goat swam to bank as I knew.
So! I must stop my rhyme too.
'Nursery Rhyme 5 ' Contest by Eve Roper
The Old Maid Gets a Goat
By Elton Camp
Miss Prunella found it too hard
To continue to mow her yard
For a solution, she asked all around
“Buy a goat,” was the advice she found
They said, “It’ll keep your yard neat
And fresh goat milk can’t be beat.”
She fenced her yard to prepare
A goat was soon grazing there
It’s true that her grass it ate
Also to shrubbery it did relate
“Oh, my goodness,” she said
After it devoured her flower bed
Some goat milk she decided to try
For, in the store, she couldn’t buy
Her attempt to milk sure did fail
Miss Prunella had bought a male
Mountain goat and mountain lion
Some jokes that had people cry’n
They were dumb and lame
Who else could we blame?
They fell on deaf ears most of them dy’n.
animal, flower, food, giggle,
for dessert ~ Hmm