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Poem Details | by L Milton Hankins |
Categories: humor, silly,

I Once Had a Goat

I once had a goat who loved to swim I enrolled him at our local gym I know, I know, it was just a whim! Do tell! He did rather well in beginners’ match Girl swimmers thought him quite a catch But he failed to get his lifesaver’s patch. Oh, hell! He punched a hole in the kiddie pool So, I enrolled him in the ballet school He butted heads with Master Abdul. Oh, swell! This kid simply couldn’t measure up Until, finally, he won the Cannabis Cup And with the money he bought a pup. Oh, well!
SIXTH PLACE WINNER written April 6, 2022 for "Tail-Rhymed" poetry contest sponsored by Jeff Kyser

Poem Details | by M. L. Kiser |
Categories: animal, fun, funny, nature, poems, poetry,

Theres a Goat On My Roof

There’s a goat on my roof and he won’t come down; there’s a goat on my roof, acting like a clown. That clip-clop of hooves, what obnoxious noise; though it’s amazing, his level of poise. What drew him there, I do not know, there wasn’t any food or foe. Just walking around, he thinks he’s hot, I had to tell him, he is not. He’s munching my oak, from the roof top; I’ve yelled till I’m hoarse, to get him to stop. My neighbor says, a goat is good Feng Shui; so, I suppose I will just let him stay.

Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories: animal, humorous,

Goat Yoga - It's Totally Baaaamy

goat yoga relaxes body and mind – no kidding! Do watch this clip on the BBC website! 7/3/18

Poem Details | by Gregory Richard Barden |
Categories: celebrity, football, humorous, sports, word play,

The Goat

In the summer, some fans climb the walls

For a game that's been played many falls

     And a player named Brady

     Many folks found as shady

For some shifts in the size of his balls ...

An inspection made by Le Gendarme

Thus concluded, no cause for alarm

     'Twasn't balls, frankly stated

     Haters hopes were deflated

For the sake ... of his glorious arm!

~ 1st Place ~  in the "Celebrity Limerick" Poetry Contest, Tania Kitchin, Judge & Sponsor.

Poem Details | by Olusegun Arowolo |
Categories: animals, funny,

The He-Goat

He-goat said"Mum place yourself for mounting"
She frowned that he has no fear for Dad`s thing,
Not afraid of Daddy`s hit,
He`s prepared for this fast fit,
ready to use condom for this kicking.

Poem Details | by Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty |
Categories: fun, funny, nonsense,

My Wife Is Either a Spook Or a Goat

My wife is either a spook or a goat

                                     I wish She must fall in a Texas moat

                                                In our wedding night

                                                   I had a frost bite

                                And she made love to my bright yellow coat

Poem Details | by T Wignesan |
Categories: humorous,

Limerick: Once a Bengal Tigress Supped On a Goat

Limerick : Once a Bengal Tigress supped on a Goat

Once a Bengal Tigress supped on a Goat
The horns – pardon – got stuck in her throat
A Dentist pulled one out
The other by a Scout
Now – sad to say – Both made her bloat.

© T. Wignesan – Paris,  2013

Poem Details | by Tom Bell |
Categories: adventure, allegory, animals, food, funny, parody,

The Goat Cheese Craving Disease

A clever work indeed,
But you must really need,
Either a doctor or a goat,
It's up to you to vote,

In this poem you come acrostic,
To shepherds as diagnostic
As a woman a tad too caustic,
Of their herd's fruit a bit bombastic

I think they see with herder's eye,
You had too much Shepherd's Pie!!

Ha! Ha!

Poem Details | by Anisha Dutta |
Categories: funny, humorous,

Boat Ride By Goat Nursery Rhyme


             A goat wore white satin coat,
             not calling due to sore- throat.
              It hired wooden boat to float.

                             Depth of stream was hundred fathoms.
                             Water entered through hole at bottom.

           Boat sank slowly what to do!
           Goat swam to bank as I knew.
           So!  I must stop my rhyme too.


                                                  Third Place
  'Nursery Rhyme 5 ' Contest by Eve Roper

Poem Details | by Phillip Garcia |
Categories: appreciation, funny, poets,

Nothing But Goat Cheese

Old Willy’s ice-box housed nothing but cheese.
Row after row of perfect pillars packed
with gouda cheese, bleu cheese, mascarpone cheese
and a bit of brie (though for cheddar lacked)
all sealed in air-tight capsules and aligned
in such a way that no available space
went to waste.  When his health declined
and failed in 1616, his cheese faced
a litany of tests as physicians
marveled at how it seemed to resist
decay or time induced decomposition,
the results of which have since been published
and studied by goats like me who mock that cheese
while hypocritically writing poems like these.


Poem Details | by Chantelle Bliss |
Categories: animals, friendship, funny, nostalgia,

Chief Goat! (For Emman)

Hey Hey! 
Who's the greatest goat of all?
Hey Hey!
Who stands over six feet tall?
Oh Oh!
Who's the biggest, buffest dude?
Oh Oh!
Who has grass as favorite food?

Hey, hail Chief Goat!
Chief Goat he's the one!
All hail Chief Goat!
'Cause he's a lot of fun!

Hey Hey!
Who's the goat that plays football?
Hey Hey!
Who goes running for that ball?
Oh Oh!
Who can't help but win this game?
Oh Oh?
It's Emman the one and same!

Hey, hail Chief Goat!
Chief Goat's super fast
All hail Chief Goat!
'Cause he sure ain't the last!


We love you Emman!

Poem Details | by Elton Camp |
Categories: humor,

The Old Maid Gets a Goat

The Old Maid Gets a Goat

By Elton Camp

Miss Prunella found it too hard
To continue to mow her yard

For a solution, she asked all around
“Buy a goat,” was the advice she found

They said, “It’ll keep your yard neat
And fresh goat milk can’t be beat.”

She fenced her yard to prepare
A goat was soon grazing there

It’s true that her grass it ate
Also to shrubbery it did relate

“Oh, my goodness,” she said
After it devoured her flower bed

Some goat milk she decided to try
For, in the store, she couldn’t buy

Her attempt to milk sure did fail
Miss Prunella had bought a male

Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: animal, flower, food, giggle,

Greatest of All Thoughts -- Goat

                 for dessert ~ Hmm

Poem Details | by Caren Krutsinger |
Categories: humor,

Mountain Goat and Mountain Lion

Mountain goat and mountain lion
Some jokes that had people cry’n
They were dumb and lame
Who else could we blame?
They fell on deaf ears most of them dy’n.

Poem Details | by Kelli White |
Categories: humor,

To Goat Or Not To Goat

To goat or not 
to goat as the 
Cosmic universe states a choice 
Ball busters 
Searching for their voice