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Poem Details | by john williams |
Categories: children, funny, poetry, mum,

GORILLA IN THE KITCHEN

I don't know why she's done it,
She normally is quite sane,
Mum said she bought a new gorilla,
It really is a pain.

She said she put it in the kitchen,
Not far from the sink,
What if I want to go to the tap 
And get myself a drink.

I wonder how large it is?
If it will sit with us to eat?
I wonder what we'll name it?
And where it's going to sleep?

But when I tip-toed to the kitchen 
A large animal I didn't see,
It was just an electric griller 
And mum cooking lunch for me.


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Poem Details | by Funom Makama |
Categories: character, humor, humorous, i am, life, smile,

A Gorilla Face

Countenance quite disturbing, in need of a file
happiness on the flee, one thousand and a mile
nothing to disguise
wrinkles grow in size
wild facial expression slapping a ban on smile.

Poem Details | by Frances King |
Categories: animals, children, funny

Gorilla Gorilla

Gorilla, Gorilla – he isn’t a killer,
Although he’s incredibly strong … 

But some people hunt him, just for the thrill … Ah!
Now I think that’s terribly wrong …

Poem Details | by Sidney Beck |
Categories: animals, funny

GORILLA ROMANCE

GORILLA    ROMANCE



Swinging hand-in-foot under the moon
Resting your foot on my neck makes me swoon

The cute way you brush your face and arms
Wearing  my ring on your third toe has its charms

When we dance, the way your knuckles trail the floor
Then I know I’m yours forever more

Our favorite song  (bootleg Beatles) so cute
“I wanna hold your foot….”

And the way you carefully check my fleas
Oh,  you’re so  sexy   - peel  another  banana with your toes, please


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: funny,

Gloria The Gorilla



Thought I'd like to meet a gorilla up close Then I met Gloria, damn close my diagnose With a hairy face Bad odor, a trace Arms pretty long and climbed trees like a pro