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children, funny, poetry, mum,
I don't know why she's done it,
She normally is quite sane,
Mum said she bought a new gorilla,
It really is a pain.
She said she put it in the kitchen,
Not far from the sink,
What if I want to go to the tap
And get myself a drink.
I wonder how large it is?
If it will sit with us to eat?
I wonder what we'll name it?
And where it's going to sleep?
But when I tip-toed to the kitchen
A large animal I didn't see,
It was just an electric griller
And mum cooking lunch for me.
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character, humor, humorous, i am, life, smile,
Countenance quite disturbing, in need of a file
happiness on the flee, one thousand and a mile
nothing to disguise
wrinkles grow in size
wild facial expression slapping a ban on smile.
animals, children, funny
Gorilla, Gorilla – he isn’t a killer,
Although he’s incredibly strong …
But some people hunt him, just for the thrill … Ah!
Now I think that’s terribly wrong …
Swinging hand-in-foot under the moon
Resting your foot on my neck makes me swoon
The cute way you brush your face and arms
Wearing my ring on your third toe has its charms
When we dance, the way your knuckles trail the floor
Then I know I’m yours forever more
Our favorite song (bootleg Beatles) so cute
“I wanna hold your foot….”
And the way you carefully check my fleas
Oh, you’re so sexy - peel another banana with your toes, please
I am Gorilla, and this my domain
You humans return to ensnare me again
Mankind with his bullets has not caught me yet
Hey Fella, that there is one hell of a net!
Now in the zoo with not much to do
The people pass by in an orderly queue
They all seem impressed when I beat my chest
They’re easily pleased so I give it my best
The zoo put a sign up with one word: BEWARE!
As king of the beasts, my job is to scare
For I am the Silverback! Alpha Gorilla
So what made those idiots call me Priscilla
Thought I'd like to meet a gorilla up close
Then I met Gloria, damn close my diagnose
With a hairy face
Bad odor, a trace
Arms pretty long and climbed trees like a pro