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funny, grandparents, longing, lust, night, nostalgia, silly,
On her nightdress candlelight flickers
While underneath she wears blue knickers
Grandpa recalls Kentucky
The last time he got lucky
Grandma just rolls her eyes and snickers
May 19, 2019
for Tania Kitchin's Bawdy Limericks Contest
baby, grandchild, grandmother, grandparents, humor, humorous, relationship,
She was born with cat ears.
So cute! Everyone lied.
Some of us felt them.
They were striped, and furry.
Odd for a human head.
Gray, pink in the middle.
“Adorable!” some of us said.
“Can they be removed?” the new grandmother asked.
Making her daughter-in-law her enemy for life.
age, angel, baseball, beauty, butterfly, caregiving, celebration, character, child, father daughter, feelings, film, fishing, flower, football, children, for her, friend, fun, funny, gender, girl, girlfriend, giving, graduation, grandfather, grandmother, grandparents, growing up, growth, hair, happiness, happy, health, heart, hero,
Dancing all around
Frolicking through fields
Just like you!
age, grandparents, humor,
There was an old geezer from Pippin
who wanted to go skinny dippin'.
He gave his wife whisky;
they got bare and and frisky.
Then into the pond both went slippin'.
April 9, 2018, entered in Viv Wigley's Traditional Limerick Contest
children, dad, grandparents, growing up, humorous, love, simple,
Running, leaping, wild,
Like a blur, my spinning, crashing, child.
grandparents, growing up, humor, nostalgia,
Many, many years ago
when grannies were little girls.
They had very long hair with polka-dot ribbons
entwined around their curls.
And granddads played with catapults and different
They were full of mischief and curious little boys.
They learn to climb the tallest trees
and tease the little girls.
And pull their polka-dot ribbons out
and mess up all their curls.
Then they grew up and fell in-love
that's when their lives began to change.
They'd act daft with lovey stuff
which some girls found very strange.
Lives tapestry exchanges their struggles
The best memories are those of my grandparents
and the changes in their lives.
funny, grandchild, grandfather, grandmother, grandparents, grandson, love hurts,
I lost the remote in the living room.
My husband and I ran around looking and looking.
At first it was just the couch pillows, we were looking through.
An hour into it we had made what looks like a bon fire,
Tipping over couches, recliners, and such.
We broke a couple of tables.
Hey, wait, my husband reminded me.
Merlin was here today.
I called Merlin’s mommy, our daughter.
She said, "Oh, darn. We just found it. We thought it
was the one we lost a couple of weeks ago."
Merlin is our two year old grandson
Whom we apparently did not watch
As well as we should have the
5 hours he was here.
He is going to have to
Leave his hoodie and
His diapers at home.
age, grandparents, humorous, life,
They’re out there
in their walkers
smiling at the
at the wind.
of drifting age
content to meet
on park bench seat,
the principles of peace.
gazing at a future
now in reach.
Do a little
kick a stone,
blow a kiss
and walk alone,
know the joy
of aging’s antics
John G. Lawless
grandparents, humorous, sexy,
After sex she asked,"Should we try a threesome"
He answered, "It's not that the idea is bad,"
"But, I weigh two eighty, you one ninety"
"So I think a threesome is what we just had!"
feelings, grandchild, granddaughter, grandmother, grandparents, humorous, kid,
One time after an especially fun Grandma Cousin Camp Week
Where Grandpa was in hiding for 7 days, and 8 grandchildren and I did whatever
There was a bit of pouting
That it had to come to an end.
My oldest granddaughter, whom I will refer to as EM,
the wisest of the wise, because she is 4 years older
and terribly smart said,
"You know how you guys like to have a friend over?"
There was lots of nodding and yesing because we all love Em.
"Well, Grandma is having a friend over," she explained.
They all got in the car
and waved good-bye,
car, funny, grandfather, grandmother, grandparents, humorous,
Strange things happened that last time my Grandpa drove to town
He scrapped a nine eleven and mowed a phone booth down
Folkies in the future will very likely sing
The man trashed a McDonald’s but spared a Burger King
It barely made the papers, just local news in some
Someone should have told them that there was worse to come
Spielberg’s gonna make a movie, if the rumour’s sound
Of the total devastation when Grandma drove to town
19 December 2018
For Succinct contest
Sponsor Michelle Faulkner
Old men in the home got Viagra
An experiment is what was said
They stated it was about safety
To keep them from rolling out of bed!
Since it takes a while to wear off
Breakfast can get a little loud
Turning around and knocking off plates
But at least they all look really proud!
It also cheers up the old ladies
They smile when they look up and down
Wanting to try an start a spark
Is easier with wood all around!
crazy, family, fun, funny, giving, grandparents, smart,
Our big happy
granny left will!
NB Wills can be divisive in a wry humorous way.
Date created and submitted : 30 November 2020
grandparents, humor, kid,
Grandpa’s nose is rather big
it’s shaped just like a horn
It doesn’t bother Grandpa,
he says that’s how he was born
I’m glad it’s not a ‘pick’ a lo
or a snooty flute
but when people hear him ‘toot’ his nose
they stand up and salute
fun, funny, grandchild, grandmother, grandparents, humor, humorous,
So I had to tell her to BLEEP off, Grandma.
She is fourteen, as of forty-six hours ago.
I am shocked.
I wisely decide to give her some Grandmotherly advice.
Me: Were there witnesses?
Me: Did anyone have their I-phone out?
Molly: One, but I chased her down and smacked it out of her hand and hit delete.
I reported this conversation to my husband who rolled his eyes
And asked, “How is your Mini-Me?"
fun, grandchild, grandmother, grandparents, hilarious, humor, humorous,
My four-year-old grandson
ran to the house to tell grandpa
to make me stop building a fire.
His older siblings laughed.
“I am calling 911
and the Fire Department!” he
yelled from the porch.
“Come back and we can toast smores,” I said.
He stuck out his tongue.
“He came running in demanding my phone,”
my husband told me later, “so he could call
911 and the fire department.”
“And he wanted you to tell me to stop, right?”
I asked him.
We both laughed.
Four does not understand yet who
the boss is.
grandparents, humorous, metaphor,
"pensioners are revolting, they refuse to pay their TV licence"
Indiana Shaw . . . : /
age, birthday, grandparents, health, humor, senses, sexy,
I remember, do you,
age appropriate for two
grandparents like you,
was a thing that you do
when you're hot twenty-and-a-few
I remember, do you,
grandmother's party at the zoo,
Happy SixtyNine on her cake
smelled and spelled like "Mistake",
Happy BodyDay to you two,
each doing who,
appreciation, giggle, grandparents, growth,
Seenager is our new stage,
The years of our golden age,
Grey is our new blonde,
Sixty is now young, rock on!