Humorous and funny Grass poems and/or funny poems about Grass. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Grass funny poems!
Written by
Aiyah Torres
Categories:
funny, giggle, green,
Into the Grass
Fresh and green grass farm
Maiden walks freely at glance
Footstep in cow's dung
Written by
Rufus Reed
Categories:
childhood, confusion, children, funny,
Keep Off the Grass
If I paint the grass bright blue
The clouds will not know what to do.
They'll mill about upon the ground
Thinking trees are upsidedown.
Written by
Sara Kendrick
Categories:
funny, nature,
Pampas Grass
pampas grass
stirs whirls dances...
tinkling sound dog hugs,
Written by
Annie Lander
Categories:
beautiful, confusion, courage, dark, dedication, forgiveness, humorous, introspection, love,
Where the Grass Is Turning Brown In Spots I Buried My Memories
List of things to do before
I fall in love again
I allow my mind to take me
Into the
A wild opened fields
where the grass is turning brown in spots
^
There’s one
Wild flower
And
Dozens of
Scattered pebbles,
Under my feet
^
Taunted memories,
Bare trees with bend trunks
A cool breeze washes my face
No more umbrella tree
To relief me from
Ray of the sun
I squint from the sun in my eyes
^
To
Think of the ghost in my past
Or to deal with the
Ray of the sun
^
Lists of things to do before
I fall I love again
Buried the pain
Low the drawbridge
or
Keep the enemy out
^
I want to be happier
Than I‘ve ever been
To
Fall in love again
^
I buried
Painful memories
Under the bare umbrella trees
Written by
Jasmine Cruz
Categories:
funny,
Excuses Why You Dont Mow Your Grass
( EXCUSES WHY YOU DONT MOW YOUR GRASS )
The sun shines high: the rain's gone by.
It's Dandelion Day.
From fertile spawn my plush green lawn
Is mottled yellow spray.
The neighbors' round, all cutting down
Their blades and flowers gay -
Now green they've got, a common lot,
While mine's in vast array.
Why should I mow these lovelies low,
Defying Sunshine's ray?
To bring them down the sun might frown,
And turn blue sky to gray.
I'll let their seeds fallow new weeds
And mow another day.
Resplay they should, the neighborhood.
The Dandelions stay.
(c) Jasmine Paul 11-19-2014
Written by
Robert Kinard
Categories:
desire, family, fantasy, funny love, humor, imagery,
Being An *** At Cutting Grass
First, you should know,
I don't own a lawnmower.
I had to borrow one
from my sister-in-law.
So I can mow
my daughter's lawn.
Second, Cutting the lawn
is my escape from
my mundane honey do list
of running errands
and household chores.
Third, I also, cut
my sister-in-law’s lawn.
But don't get me wrong,
I have fantasies
of mowing her lawn.
She even gave me a key
to her shed,
so I can come and get it
whenever I like.
Four, Now that I have her
the lawn mower.
I start mowing her lawn
from front to back.
I’m not a tree hugger,
but look forward to
cleaning up the leaves
in her back yard.
Written by
Tom Higgins
Categories:
friendship, funny, happiness, love, wife,
Short Poem Long Grass
This morning I sat down for a while to write
some words based on what I was thinking,
when life's reality came to bite,
as my coffee, I was drinking.
'How long are you gonna sit on your fat ***? '
My darling wife enquired.
'Get out and cut the flaming grass!
Your input is required! '
Written by
Eitak Nella
Categories:
animal, funny, nature,
The Grass Grows
The tree swayed,
While the kittens played,
The calves bumped,
As the rabbits jumped,
The grass will grow,
When the wind blows,
One day who knows,
I won't have to mow!
Written by
Richard Nnoli
Categories:
africa, deep, friendship, humor, people, trust,
In the Green Grass
in the green grass
let the God be bless
for eternity his wonders
are numerous
let the herb be
let life be for peace
the God made man
right in west africa
the dogons testify
this prove far above
the blue sky lies the
dark star
a Genesis lesson
for the hunters
bless life
speak peace
gave life
but don't be blind
in the wilderness
cos the hunters are
still wild
they don't sleep
so when you trust the forest
remember
the green snake
in the green grass
Written by
Randy Freie
Categories:
humorous,
Snake in the Grass
If a viper's a snake
And an asp's an adder
If either one bites you
Then what does it matter
Written by
Norman Littleford
Categories:
funny, life, nature,
Grass Roots
We nurture shrubs and flowers
to brighten up our days
and set out all the colours
in beautiful arrays,
we're full of admiration
for the trees,grown from a seed,
but what we cultivate the most
is just a commen weed,
usually it's green
except when there's a drought,
it's also what most sports today
cannot do without,
it typifies the country side
more than fields of corn,
but when it's grown in a town
it's called a garden lawn.
Written by
Oliver Mckeithan
Categories:
humorous,
Irish Blade of Grass
darn it~ I cut the grass too short