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Poem Details | by
David Fisher |
Categories:
animal, funny,
“Let go your hold
Your hands are cold
And it’s getting old
When I am un-holed
My soul’s been sold
So they can behold
That a marmot’s found gold
Since they think I’ve foretold
And cast a dark spot
Or maybe not
Coz all I got
Is a long shot
See my nerves are shot
Since I don’t know squat
And danger is fraught
If I show what is naught
Yet they still seek
Punx Phil’s mystique
And ask that I speak
But I only squeak
Then they’ll all peek
At my chubby physique
Of which they’ll critique
Plus there’s still six more weeks”
Poem Details | by
Donald Reith |
Categories:
animals, children, funny, nature, parody, satire,
A groundbreaking weather struggle has evolved today
over the length of this Year,s chill
Early Spring said Staten Island Chuck
forecasting through the muck
whilst he was disparaged as a quack
by Puxstawney Phil
Whichever rodents predictions fits you best
it might be time to second-guess
whether Puxstawney Phil and Staten Island Chuck
need to take a new meteorologist test!
Poem Details | by
Russell Sivey |
Categories:
funny, life, day, day,
"THE whole truth and nothing but the truth"
My wife Abby loves
And loves again and again
To watch a good show over
And over again
Once the movie groundhog day
Was our constantly viewed show
We saw it day in
Day out, seen once and again
Each day for thirty days straight
Keeping track of days
Watching a movie about
Living days over, over
A constant barrage
Of going each day to day
Repeating itself singly
Over and over
The movie plays by Abby
Hope I keep my sanity
Russell Sivey
Entrant into PD's "Truth!! OR Dare!!" contest
2/26/2012