Humorous and funny Growth poems and/or funny poems about Growth. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Growth funny poems!
Written by
James Fraser
Categories:
beauty, dream, emotions, funny, growth, nature
Bill's Cucumbers
There once was a Nun who knew Bill
For his cucumbers gave her a thrill
Off to sleep she went, dreamt
Her thoughts heavenly sent
All sweating she woke up with a shrill
Now embarrassed she's off to confess
That a cucumbers left her distressed
To the Father she cries
Would they be Bill's he replied
I've dreamt, now let us totally repent
< came to me after reading Jan Allison's 'Limerick' about Bill's Cucumbers >
Written by
Aby M'Baye
Categories:
africa, anxiety, desire, growth, humor, love
Feel Free
Make as you feel it
In the sense of your feel
Without forgetting sense
Fais comme tu le sens
Dans le sens de tes sens
Sans oublier le sens
Aby M.
Written by
Pat Adams
Categories:
animal, growth, humor, word play,
My Willie's Not Small Anymore
I once won a lucky drawing
When at the local county fair
I won a small calf of my own
A prize like that, they say is rare
He was so small, I was worried
Will he live or will he not
So I decided to name him Willie
And though small, he ate a lot!
My Willie's not small anymore
He's so big he's hard to pull
And now he weighs four hundred pounds
I think that is a lot of bull!
Written by
Lycia Harding
Categories:
career, computer, education, growth, humorous, rude
Learn Something
Do you feel like each day is the same?
Do all things, every person, each glitch
you encounter seem boring and lame?
Is the rut you're in more like a ditch?
When you want to rekindle the flame,
let the internet help you enrich
your existence and soon you'll reclaim
that old joy you felt filling your niche.
If you yearn to get back in the game
learn to use the new tools that exist.
If you don't, you'll be solely to blame.
So, log on now and Google it, b&tch!
Written by
Timothy Hicks
Categories:
cheer up, fun, funny, giggle, growth, hilarious
Sitting Awkwardly So They Don'T See the Evidence
Silly
Willy
Written by
Rudolph Rinaldi
Categories:
age, funny, growth, life,
Rudolph Jon Rinaldi
RARELY
I WRITE MY NAME IN FULL
IT WOULD APPEAR
OF ME
TO BE
POMPOUS AND PRETENTIOUS
TO DO SO
FOR THEN WHEN YOUNG
I SAW
MY NAME IN PRINT
RUDOLPH JON RINALDI
HAD THE SYMMETRY AND POWER
Of A NEW SHINNY AIRPLANE PROPELLER PROP
BUT THAT WAS THEN
WHEN I WAS YOUNG
AND NOW IN AGE
IT SEEMS
TO BE
OF ME
TO HAVE
THE BEAUTY AND SOLIDITY
OF AN OLD ***
Written by
Gerry Mattia
Categories:
beauty, community, earth, environment, growth, identity
Funny Thing About the Yard
It’s always behind or in front
seems it needs a door to get to
never complains when it rains
pleasantly, pets poop & pee
friends & family cross to hug me
my connect out there
in the back and front
it’s what I have now for all the hard
that stretch out there
the yard
Written by
Karen Jones
Categories:
age, funny, growth, how i feel, humanity, humor
Aging
Aging is not for the faint of heart
smile lines bags and cellulite sags
Your butt begins to fall apart
As your mind matures wisdom hacks.
Written by
Paula Goldsmith
Categories:
beauty, color, garden, growth, humor, joy
Flowers
Flowers
pretty, colorful
looking, standing, swaying
vase, pot, yard, garden
spreading, growing, multiplying
ugly, bothersome
weeds
Date Written 8/5/2022
Written by
Rudolph Rinaldi
Categories:
computer, funny, future, growth, life,
Super Box
look up in the sky information in the air able to leap over tall buildings information everywhere more speed than a locomotive more bytes than a mosquito stuffing my box
cramming my brain hope it will rain to slow it down for a nano-second so that I can take a
breath knowing that the machine can’t breathe yet!
Written by
Rudolph Rinaldi
Categories:
abuse, environment, funny, growth, life,
Castles In My Sink
I like Arthur
stack my dishes
high in mounds of glass and steel
like castles in the sink they rise
until the very top
when wet they slip
to their and my demise
Written by
Dave Collins
Categories:
dance, flower, funny love, growth, insect, nature
Flower Power
White seas of clover
seduce armies of honeys
sweet summer of love
Written by
Kim Robin Edwards
Categories:
growth, hair, humor,
A Cure For Baldness
If I had a cure for baldness.
I'd grow lots and lots of hair.
I'd want to look like Cousin ITT..
Or possibly Sonny and Cher..
I'd grow it to my ankles.
I'd grow it to my knees.
Comb it, and braid it, and tease it..
Then laugh until I sneeze.
If I had a cure for baldness.
I'd make sure I had a brush.
I'd brush my hair in the morning air.
I'd brush it from dawn till dusk..
If I had a cure for baldness.
I'd be a millionaire.
I'd make lots and lots of money.
I'd sit in a barber's chair.
I'd want to look like Cousin ITT..
Or possibly Sonny and Cher..
If I had a cure for baldness...
Humorous Poetry By Kim Robin Edwards
Copyright 2009,2014..
ALL rights reserved..
Written by
Sara Kendrick
Categories:
funny, health, imagination, life
Growth Pains
.
I definitely am not getting older but younger
Reaching the age of growth pains now the bridger..
Written by
Ann Peck
Categories:
absence, children, emotions, first love, giggle, growth
Ghosts
Ghosts of moments from our past
linger just beyond reach.
Those we once held most dearly,
now we silently beseech.
Silver secrets of first love--
now but sighs upon the wind,
near a place where, long ago,
broken hearts would soon begin.
Ghosts of a love, once captured
but escaped in the quiet.
Childrens' whispers, their giggles
fade to echoes in the night.
Ghosts hold the secret stories
of our lives now almost spent--
ghosts of memories that remain
where, once, only dreams were sent.
Originally submitted October, 2021
Reworked and submitted January 23,2022
for A Brian Strand (1058) Poetry Contest
Written by
Trey Hamner
Categories:
change, growth, happy, humor, imagery, introspection
Five Fabulous Fun Footles For Contest
Bless you
Mrs. spew
That sneeze
Bent trees
Wipe your
Nose more
Behold
That cold
You blast
Spreads fast
Written by
Brady Harness
Categories:
change, culture, growth, hope, humor, meaningful
Auto, Plane and Omnibus
AUTO, PLANE AND OMNIBUS
Auto, Plane and Omnibus-
what a marvelous fuss,
that stupor'd man creates with you.
Ladies, Gentlemen and Nom De Plumes-
what frolic,
just yesterday unknown;
is reality tomorrow ?
That which is up, that which is down,
how can we tell right from wrong-
when covered with technology ?
It takes the roses essence
and be-little it to nothingness-
until Poet and Philosopher,
re-erects it on a citadel of Love !
Written by
Cheryl Hoffman
Categories:
growth, humor, mystery,
Shadow Surprise
Daily at dusk he couldn't refute
a mystery showing up taking root
it didn't ever knock
arrived at five o'clock
shadow surprise making him hirsute
3-22-18
Written by
J.W. Earnings
Categories:
change, childhood, courage, dream, funny, growth
Maybe In May
Maybe I'll get an iPhone for my birthday
Ah...on the other hand, I'd like to get an iced coffee
Yeah - I'll just accept my water
Be honest, David - I'm a brat and a smarty pants
Enjoy your break time and kick back...chill for a time ...
I'm a little nervous - I feel that my writing's are
Not that impressive - maybe in May,
May I ask him for a free lemonade?
And yes - I get a free lemonade
Yes!! Maybe in May, I might get a part-time job or I might be a famous poet - someday...someday...
Written by
Rudolph Rinaldi
Categories:
age, funny, growth, life, loss, natural disasters
The Size of My Ears
it appears
with the passing
of the years
that the pouring out
of my tears
seems to grow
in proportion
to the size
and hair of my ears
it appears
with the passing
of the years
that the size
and hair of my ears
seems to grow
in proportion
to the increases
in my fears
It also appears
with the passing
of the years
that the increase
in my fears
is proportional to the increases
in my tears
the size and hair of
the ears
and in reverse proportion
to what I hear
Written by
Wilbert Webb
Categories:
culture, education, funny, growth,
Conversant
A Conversant has little to say.
Not quite, what I would acknowledge as true,
Some of us have little to do.
Being conversant is to offer knowledge.
Being conversant is to share.
I have nothing more to say.
Written by
Richard Nnoli
Categories:
africa, courage, freedom, growth, humanity, humor
Everyone Got a Reason
everyone got a reason
every one is struggling
one way or the other
we are need to survive
one way or the other
everyone need to be free
freedom is need in every soul
one way or the orther
everyone is fighting
we all got a fight
one way or the other
everyone need focus
cos nowadays
we are out of focus
one way or the other
everyone need to win
we need prove
one thing some how
that thing that brings
us a sense of belonging
one way or the other
we are all victims of live
one way or the other
and
every one need love
it helps in if
everyone got a reason
Written by
Janet Bingham
Categories:
encouraging, giggle, growing up, growth, irony, leadership
A Voting Suggestion
As a rule
of thumb
VOTE "NO."
Keep America
the way it was.
What we had in the 50's
is better
than what we'll get.
Janet Marie Bingham
Written by
Joe Dimino
Categories:
forgiveness, growth, humorous, inspirational, love, sky
Grace
When I think of sky
it is a study of shapes,
radiance with motion;
a lidless stadium for
wings and blissful soaring...
the mental athlete I am
some nature of me giving
all artful snapshots flight,
no ceilings to my heavens,
and trapdoors to all my
belows –
I like to think that nothing
is definite, all Time having
added space – all sentences
lavishly repealed by grace;
my affection for endlessly
happy endings – even wrecks
like me, God yet loving, putting
new heels and soles on my
wayward, panting soul,
out-pacing Him and now
needing blessed, merciful
mending....
Written by
Michelo Mweetwa
Categories:
growth, happy birthday, hate, health, hello, hilarious
Laughing With My Eyes Closed
They laugh like the whole world is noticing
I laugh like no one is watching me
They laugh to hide their fear and their lies
I laugh till it’s teary in my eyes
They laugh to make others riled
I laugh to make others smile
They laugh at me because I am different
I laugh at them because they are consistent
They laugh nervously because tomorrow is all they count
I laugh because tomorrow never comes
They laugh to pretend they are happy
I laugh to make others happy
They laugh at neighbours and enemies
I laugh with strangers and babies
They laugh to conceal their ill-feeling
I laugh because laughter is fulfilling