Funny Poems About Gull or Gull Funny Poems

Humorous and funny Gull poems and/or funny poems about Gull. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Gull funny poems!

Written by Daver Austin
Categories: funny, seasons

Winter Gull

WINTER GULL

If I hadn’t seen the speckled splash
                                     hadn’t heard the cry -
     unmistakable 
     piercing
     a forlorn sound
     lonely 
     reaching out to distance -
I wouldn’t have this shivered-thought

Yet?    The joke’s on me
The gull
A bird for all seasons
Loves to trigger imagination
He’ll shriek at wedding or wake alike
He’s just hungry

But I wish to hell
     on this gray    late December day
         with ball descending
He’d drop his load on someone else