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Poem Details | by
Linda Alice Fowler |
Categories:
age, beauty, funny, hair, old, silly, silver,
No blue hair or curls for me.
I’ll grow old naturally.
Hanging breasts and flattened bum,
crooked teeth and graying gum.
Sagging knees and chicken skin,
sunny spots and double chin.
Silver streaks through thinning hair,
dimming eyesight no repair.
Crinkly crow’s eyes and flat feet
singing as the Maker I meet.
I don’t care what you say,
I can’t hear you anyway.
Poem Details | by
Wilma Neels |
Categories:
funny, imaginationhair,
I think I saw one
I move a little closer
there’s another one
nose hair can be disgusting
Nikko should I pull them out?
*Nikko's body part
of choice nose hair lol*
Poem Details | by
Mark Goodson |
Categories:
funny, health, life, hair,
My hair has receded and my belly grown fat
There’s hair growing in my ears and I don’t like that
My joints ache all the day and I have troubles with peeing
I’m tired all the time and have glasses for seeing
Gravity has taken over putting life in a downward spin
No wonder I enjoy drinking a little wine and gin
Poem Details | by
Michelle Faulkner |
Categories:
funny, gender, hair, silly,
There was a man from you-know-where
Who liked his ladies bare, down there
He met a bald gal
Who said, 'Call me Al'
Showing more, down there, than just hair!
5/26/19
Poem Details | by
Barbara Gorelick |
Categories:
funny
I can see you stop and stare
At my horrible purple hair
I declare ,life is so not fair
For I tried and tried to repair
This miserable hair affair
Some advice Id like to share
Of changing appearance be aware
Follow directions with great care
Or you may gaze with sad despair
........ At a head of purple hair
Just written in jest
For the new contest
Poem Details | by
David Drowley |
Categories:
death, humorous, life, love,
Please keep me from falling
I’m a hair on your head.
Don’t leave me some morning
All alone on our bed.
Don't let me be parted
Or removed from my roots.
Please keep me from falling
To be trampled by boots.
Don’t take me out swimming
But left floating behind.
Gargling in a pool drain
I would find most unkind.
If I should live to be
Your last hair when you're dead
I’ll drop in the coffin
To curl up by your head.
Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
giggle, hair,
I found a comb in my pocket there
~ Now I just need to find some hair
Poem Details | by
Terry Ireland |
Categories:
age, hair, humor,
I’m no longer lissom
And I'm no longer thin
I can see the growth
Of my second chin
But i check the mirror every morning
Hoping to avoid the despair
Of discovering my head has started
Growing through my hair.
Poem Details | by
Smail Poems |
Categories:
age, angel, baseball, beauty, butterfly, caregiving, celebration, character, child, father daughter, feelings, film, fishing, flower, football, children, for her, friend, fun, funny, gender, girl, girlfriend, giving, graduation, grandfather, grandmother, grandparents, growing up, growth, hair, happiness, happy, health, heart, hero,
Pretty princesses
Dancing all around
Frolicking through fields
Very beautiful
Just like you!
Poem Details | by
Peter Dome |
Categories:
hair, humor, humorous, imagination, school,
The Nit nurse would come around once a month
To my primary school usually after lunch
We'd all queue up in a line
All the kids and friends of mine.
One by one the nurse would examine our hair
Once in a while the scruffier one's in the class
Were given a brown paper bag and letter for their mum
And told to run home fast.
You could say I was a bit slow
But it took me years before I got to know what was in that
Brown paper bag.
I never got one myself
My hair must have been in perfect health
But I don't know why but I'm suddenly beginning to itch
I swear and it's not just my hair
Do you feel itchy now too?
OOh.
Peter Dome.Copyright.2015.May.
Poem Details | by
Rudolph Rinaldi |
Categories:
dream, funny, hair, life, lost, love, peace,
we had hair
in the 1960s
where has it gone
we had
love and peace
Poem Details | by
Andrea Dietrich |
Categories:
funny, hair, hair,
(This is a true story from 2001, when I let my
hair grow back to dark, and I fooled a few people
who thought the wig was still my own hair but with
a different shade of blonde!)
Growing roots meant bad hair each day;
bought a wig to stay blonde at school.
One guy loved my color that way.
Said, "Your hair's never looked so cool!"
For Rick Parise's "A Bad Hair Day" Contest
using Chastushka (Russian form of poetry
with trochaic tetrameter).
Poem Details | by
Dan Kearley |
Categories:
funny, humorous, hair, wisdom,
I have just two grey hairs in my mustache
That keep growing back,under my nose
Why there's just two
I haven't a clue
Soon to be joined by many more,I suppose
They say grey hair grows with wisdom
But with just two hairs under my nose?
No matter what I do
They keep growing through
The beginning of wisdom for me,I suppose
Two grey hairs I've plucked and cut
From my mustache under my nose
For now there's just two
Soon to be joined by quite a few
A lesson learned in wisdom for me,I suppose
Dan Kearley:2-15-13
Poem Details | by
Tammy Reams |
Categories:
fashion, for him, funny, hair, hilarious, humor,
It flips and flops from side to side
and if the wind is blowing it will be going.
One ear is covered and the other is not
a curl or lock tied into a topknot.
Some look like a big fluffy feather that's been in a hazard
or the tail of a horse that's been forced.
Don't be scared because your missing hair
to a women a shinny bald spot is always hot!
1/23/15 T Reams
Poem Details | by
Joan Warburton |
Categories:
funny, hair,
Hair Raiser
Why are there hairs in your nose Daddy?
Why are there hairs in your nose?
They grow as you get older son
That’s the way it goes.
Why are there hairs on your chest Daddy?
Why are there no hairs on mine?
Hairs on your chest come later my son
Hairs on your chest, take time.
Why are there no hairs on your head Daddy?
Why not a hair on your head?
Hair on the head is an optional Extra
Now eat up your dinner, then BED...
Poem Details | by
Cheryl Hoffman |
Categories:
hair, humor,
Today my hair had a mind of its own,
being in the static electricity zone,
put in some mousse,
still looked uncouth,
walking around like an Alfalfa clone.
11-17-16
Poem Details | by
Brenda Rose |
Categories:
celebration, feelings, friendship, funny love, imagery, inspirational, tribute,
Don't come here but please go there
For this is what I have to share
About our dear hairdresser Claire.
She'll never catch you in a snare
Because her prices are more than fair.
She will cut your hair layer by layer
And will not let your head go bald or bare
So there is no glare for us to stare
And she will help you grow long wanted hair.
In this verse I have been more than fair
And if I am not I do not care
For soon I will be committed or declared
I will end this with our love for Claire
Who always has an outward flair.
So there!
Brenda Elizabeth Rose
Poem Details | by
Barbara Gorelick |
Categories:
funny
Purple spikes pointing toward the sky
Do you suppose he woke that way?
Can anyone tell me the reason why
He'd strive to have " A Bad Hair Day'?
Poem Details | by
Richard Breese |
Categories:
anti bullying, funny, giggle, hair, hilarious, humor,
a woman standing four foot two
went shopping to buy some shampoo
with shoppers aghast
a snob clerk let blast
madam what a meager hairdo.
Poem Details | by
Sharon Smith |
Categories:
funny,
Please tell me why I dye my hair,
And get red stuff everywhere.
Some people call it vanity,
I’d plum for insanity.
Poem Details | by
Raj Napal |
Categories:
children, culture, dad, hair, humor, society, teen,
My son is growing a man bun.
I don’t know how big it’ll be when he’s done.
He’s only sixteen you know and at his age it’s fun.
So I’ll just watch but if it gets too big, I’ll have to run.
My son is growing a man bun.
I don’t know how big it’ll be when he’s done.
He’s only sixteen you know and at his age it’s fun.
So I’ll just watch, but if it gets too big, I’ll have to run.
I told him to grow a man beard, a big bushy one, like mine.
But, he tells me that’s not for him as he’ll look like a bum.
What! Is he saying his dad is a bum and dumb?
Well, he’s a kid; he’ll be different when he grows into a man!
Poem Details | by
David Fisher |
Categories:
hair, humorous,
There once was a man from somewhere
Who had trouble with his nose hair
So he gave them a perm
With a wiggle and squirm
And won second prize at the fair
Poem Details | by
Kate Sparks |
Categories:
fun, funny, giggle, hair, humor, silly,
A hirsute young man named Barry
who's beard and mustache were quite scarry
cut off his hair
when presented a dare
from a woman he wanted to marry!
Poem Details | by
Rudolph Rinaldi |
Categories:
funny, hair, life,
I comb my head
where hair once was
it rather should be buffed
to reflect the beauty of life
as life does
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
body, for her, for him, hair, humorous, mother son,
Phil’s caveman look is very weird
He really should shave off his beard
His mother is right
He looks a strange sight
The Neanderthal look’s to be feared!
Since December Phil’s been hirsute
He needs to give his beard a boot
He’ll cut it off in the sink
But his mum won’t cause a stink
Cos without it he looks real cute!
Poem Posted with Kind permission of Phillip Garcia
To understand the poem please read my comments on Phillip's poem
https://www.poetrysoup.com/poem/3443_or_t_minus_44_880105
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