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Poem Details | by Jon Payn |
Categories: childhood, funny, pets

Hammy the Hamster

Hammy the hamster’s gone to Heaven

We didn’t say goodbye

I loved him oh so dearly

Why did he have to die

I just got up this morning 

And found him in the loo

My little pet, his fur all wet

What am I going to do

My little brother Liam said

Don’t worry, he’ll be fine

I thought he’d like a little swim

Last night at half past nine

Now little Liam is ill in bed

And Mummy’s in a rage

Cos I force fed little Liam

With the bits from Hammy’s cage

Poem Details | by John Fenn |
Categories: animals, childhood, faith, family, children, funny, hope, pets, sister


Somebody’s stolen my hamster
It was there when I went up to bed
My sister is sitting there laughing
And saying my hamster is dead

She thinks that it’s ever so funny
That Hammy keeled over and died 
Then she showed me where Hammy was buried
And I fell to my knees and I cried

The tears only lasted a minute
When a thought entered into my head
If my hamster has gone up to heaven
Can I have a new puppy instead ?

© John W Fenn  16-02-2009