Humorous and funny Hamster poems and/or funny poems about Hamster. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Hamster funny poems!
Written by
Jon Payn
Categories:
childhood, funny, pets
Hammy the Hamster
Hammy the hamster’s gone to Heaven
We didn’t say goodbye
I loved him oh so dearly
Why did he have to die
I just got up this morning
And found him in the loo
My little pet, his fur all wet
What am I going to do
My little brother Liam said
Don’t worry, he’ll be fine
I thought he’d like a little swim
Last night at half past nine
Now little Liam is ill in bed
And Mummy’s in a rage
Cos I force fed little Liam
With the bits from Hammy’s cage
Written by
John Fenn
Categories:
animals, childhood, faith, family, children, funny, hope, pets, sister
Hamster
Somebody’s stolen my hamster
It was there when I went up to bed
My sister is sitting there laughing
And saying my hamster is dead
She thinks that it’s ever so funny
That Hammy keeled over and died
Then she showed me where Hammy was buried
And I fell to my knees and I cried
The tears only lasted a minute
When a thought entered into my head
If my hamster has gone up to heaven
Can I have a new puppy instead ?
© John W Fenn 16-02-2009