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Poem Details | by Rick Parise |
Categories: funny,

The Untold Story of the Tortoise and the Hare



There once was a hare who searched for love
who combed the fair forest high above
he swam through the loch
looked under each rock
when at last found his sweet turtledove 



Poem Details | by Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories: animals, funny

A Bad Hare Day

Aesop writes about an unlikely pair

     A race betwixt a turtle and a hare

          While the hare fiddled around

               The wily turtle gained ground

                    Resulting in the hare losing the dare

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
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Poem Details | by Kewayne Wadley |
Categories: black african american, fun, funny, silly,

Tortoise and the Hare

If a turtle could.
He would walk faster- maybe.
Find some dynamite.

Poem Details | by James Fraser |
Categories: funny

Hare Today, Gone Tomorrow

One day I was sitting in a field
Ogling at my afternoons yield
When across the road I seen
A lovely meadow so green
Cars don't see fur as a shield

Poem Details | by Melani Udaeta |
Categories: emotions, feelings, humor,

The Turtle and the Hare

Moving at the pace  of a turtle
pick up the pace there is no hurdle!
Kindly move over
can't go any slower;
If I hop past you don't startle.