Humorous and funny Harry poems and/or funny poems about Harry. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Harry funny poems!
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
anti bullying, bullying, giggle, humor, humorous, pets,
a dog named harry
a hairy thing roamed our streets
chasing cats for sport and treats
till it roamed too far
and dog catcher car
grabbed harry and chained his feets.
Written by
Tom Wright
Categories:
funny, engagement,
A Triple Limerick About Harry
A Triple Limerick
About Harry
Written: by Tom Wright
8/6/2006
1
There once was a young man named Harry
Who had more money than he could carry?
His money he would not lend
Nor on frivolous things spend
Saying that job is for the girl I will marry
11
Then one-day Harry’s heart became broken
An engagement ring he offered as a token
I can’t accept she subtly said
For to another I’ll soon be wed
Harry left with his truck wheels “smokin”
111
He thought that this was surely his ending
His heart was broke in bad need of mending
So he bought a new Corvette
And now his ex was so upset
He had broken rule two regarding spending
Written by
Tonytocaa Camacho
Categories:
funny, humorous,
Harry Koo Loo
Call me 1 Eyed Harry koo loo
From shy town,kalamazoo
No ham and egger here
Just a local yokel yessiree
Written by
Carolyn Devonshire
Categories:
humor, men,
Forever Bachelors Larry and Harry
Larry and Harry spend nights at a bar
Neither have a job or even a car
Drunken Larry burps freely
Harry gropes touchy/feely
That these two are unmarried is bizarre
*Written May 24 for Catie's contest
Written by
Theresa Cw
Categories:
fun, humor,
Harry and Scary
Hairy and Scary
Mary, Mary where is your brother Larry?
Went to movies with little sister Terry
They both look quite so short
They both need to abort
Sister Terry's legs are hairy and scary.
Written: June 6, 2015
Theresa Marie W-C
Written by
Harry Horsman
Categories:
for her, for him, funny,
Harry and Vienna's Couplets
“He glides into my parlour with his shades a tad too low
Saying can you clip my moustache, I like whisk ‘n’ show.
So I take out my old blade and nip and oops I think I missed
Now he’s suing me for having nicked his upper lip, he’s pissed.”
“She says I tried to kiss her in the most sensual way
Full of Scotch whisky drunk just because I wouldn’t pay.
I saw the old blade heading for my throat thinking a joke
But this old queen pissed her off because I thought her a bloke.”
© Harry J Horsman & Mystic Rose
Written by
Harry Horsman
Categories:
funny,
Harry-Elaine Cooking With Wine
My wife loves to cook with wine
when friends come around to dine.
sometimes when she’s in the mood
puts some in the food.
© Harry J Horsman 2011
Written by
Gail Foster
Categories:
education, hero, homework, humor, inspiration, music, writing,
Spot On, Harry
Harry Styles from One Direction has corrected a fan's punctuation...
Harry Styles is really great
He knows how to punctuate
And he learnt to spell at school
Harry, man, you're really cool
Better read than Harry Potter
A rarer breed, a comma spotter
Tell us, Harry, in your pop
What’s the point of a full stop?
by Gail
Written by
Gerard Keogh Jr.
Categories:
animals, funny, pets
Baby Harry
In his cage in a rage- Baby Harry
and those visit his realm best be wary.
A smart cockatoo
who screams out: " #*@# you!"
What his master might say could be scary.
My Theme is : Birds singing.
But I hope that birds talking is okay.
However, as I write this,
Baby Harry is talking, but not in a socially acceptable way...
Written by
Seren Roberts
Categories:
funny,
Harry
There once was a man called Harry
Who could be very contrary
Hated having to shop
Rather go on the pop
Rolled home singing quite merrily
Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
funny, political,
I'M Wild About Harry
Though I ain't of his political creed
Good ol' Harry Truman we really need
He didn't apologize
He said "To 'ell with you guys!"
We need a guy in the White House who'll lead
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved
Written by
Joseph May
Categories:
funny, best friend, best friend, friend,
Harry
There once was a fellow named Harry
who met a pretty gal named Sally
they soon were engaged, and ready to marry
but instead she married his best friend Larry
this caused Harry a lot of distress
until later when Sally became his mistress
the love triangle got too messy
so Larry left her, for her best friend Bessie
Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
funny,
Bess and Harry Truman
Husband Harry was well known for using earthy language now and then.
He used a not so nice word other than "crap" over and over again!
Bess heard that term so often that it became hard for her to endure.
Said she, "I'm trying to get him to clean up his act and use the term "manure!"
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved
Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
funny,
Harry Truman
When Harry read his copy of The Washington Post he began to fume!
A lousy review of daughter Margaret's vocal talent was written by a Mr. Hume.
In a torrid letter Harry told Hume where he could go,
Adding he'd need a lot of steak for black eyes and perhaps a supporter for below!
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved
Written by
John Fenn
Categories:
funny, on work and working, people, work
High Fibre Harry
He is the baked bean tester
And he works the graveyard shift
He isn’t very fragrant
Now I think you’ve got the drift
For he’s frequently exploding
All the people call him names
And it’s ever so important
He avoids all naked flames
His underpants bear witness
Each emission leaves a blot
But they’ll be back on tomorrow
They’re the only pair he’s got
Each Friday it’s his bath night
He lies soaking, feeling snoozy
Relaxes rectal muscles
To create his own Jacuzzi
Written by
Sarban Bhattacharya
Categories:
humor,
Harry Becomes a Thief
Once Harry, at night, won a trunk
That he burgled from Tom's filthy junk;
It was a real wonder,
For what he did plunder
Was gold put by owner Tom drunk.
Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
funny
Harry and Bess
Harry Truman was renown for giving 'em hell
And in such matters he did excel
But he got himself in a terrible mess
When he tried such tactics on dear old Bess
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved
Entry for Catie Lindsey's "You who....Yo, Clerihew" Contest
Written by
Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty
Categories:
humor,
Little Harry
Little Harry was a born coward with life he was bored
Went to Montevideo to kiss Elizabeth Ford
She gifted him with a car
Took him to a tango bar
Dined him on a toad when he refused to go overboard
Written by
Pat Adams
Categories:
animal, fantasy, horror, humor,
A Harry Halloween
Harry Hippo was not hairy
And not hip he would admit
He had no use for people
Until he used one, for a sit
It felt so good to his behind
A nice cushion it would create
His big butt did not hurt them much
But then again, did not smell great!
He hired out to a haunted house
For thrill seekers everywhere
For those who may have lost a bet
Or might be, caught up in a dare
On Halloween there is nothing
That could be, much more scary
Than that hippopotamus,
Known everywhere as Harry!
Written by
Lunita Blanca
Categories:
cute, funny,
Harry
There once was a laddie name harry
he wanted to marry but harry was hairy.
He Finally did marry to someone named Mary
For Mary was just as hairy as Harry.
Written by
Terry Flood
Categories:
atheist, fish, humorous,
Harry the Heathen Haddock
[A couple… ONLY TWO?… of you have wondered about my recent absence from Soup. I’m on a personal challenge to write 52 poems for kiddies… maybe, only maybe, to put a booklet together. My mind doesn’t naturally do ‘kiddy think’ so it’s stretching me a bit.
This little ode, I felt was too grown up for kiddies, but I rather like it so I thought I’d share it with you lot ;-) ]
Harry the haddock swam proud in the sea
He said there is no fish that looks down on me
I told him of one and he looked at me odd
And said I’m not sure that there’s really a Cod
Written by
Marycile Beer
Categories:
funny, imagination, seasons, thanksgiving, thanksgiving day,
Tommy Or Harry
My name is Tommy
But if I had my way,
I'd change it to Harold
And gobble all day.
I like the name Harry,
Like my friend Harry Mole
But he thinks that Tommy
Is the grandest of all.
But tradition has it
From long, long ago
It takes Tommy Turkey
To make Thanksgiving Day glow.
I'd sure hate to disappoint
The children that way
So I'll just stay Tommy
And be King for a day.
Written by
Jessica Amanda Salmonson
Categories:
animal, farm, friendship, funny, parody, silly, song,
Chicken -- after Harry Nilsson
Me and my chicken
Won't take a lickin'
Whenever he crows
Everyone knows it's
Me and my chicken.
Me and my chicken
Our hearts are tickin'
Cluckin' and pickin'
Here in the thicken
We keep on kickin'
Me and my chicken
Rooster and wiccan
You be awestricken
Your heart will quicken
For me and my chicken.
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
humor,
Mr Harry Horsman
Harry's joining my choir so fine
Introduced to him by my “Twisted Mind”
He's certainly welcome
We start with some rum
Finish on the floor feeling sublime
Written by
Pat Adams
Categories:
humorous, poetry,
Harry Is Rejected
His classmates fled, and rejected his embrace
So Harry ran to his mommy, at a fast pace
"They called me a wolf!" he cried
"That's just silly," she replied,
"It's time for dinner, so go comb your face"