Humorous and funny Hats poems and/or funny poems about Hats. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Hats funny poems!
Written by
Lisa Ricci
Categories:
cat, fun, humor,
Cats and Hats
my attempt at a simplistic limerick suite
thank you
"cats and hats"
I once went to the beach with hats
and noticed in the back seat were my cats
I couldn't leave them in the car
so we ended up sitting at the bar
later I placed them on cool mats
we stayed until the sun went down
in between they managed to be a clown
they nestled and played with my hats
in style as true diplomats
now for all it was a showdown
as our day was nearing end
we were happy and could not pretend
my cats were never alone
my love and patience had grown
but now my hats I need to mend
SkyWatcher
06-17-23
Written by
Charlie Smith
Categories:
childhood, introspection, leadership, , sweet love,
Tall Funny Hats
A child from the start
knows love in his heart,
knows kindness and pain,
knows puddles and rain
loves puppies and cats
and tall funny hats,
is bashful and shy
but knows when to cry.
To grow and be true
in all that we do,
needs help from above
and mothers sweet love.
All things are earned
from lessons we've learned,
be mindful of that
when you don funny hats.
Written by
Benedict John
Categories:
funny,
Hats-Dr, Seuss
One hat, Two hats
High hats, Low hats
Wet hats, Dry hats
Big hats, Small hats
Dirty hats, Clean hats
Metal hats, Wood hats
Black hats, White hats
Silver hats, Bronze hats
Ship hats, Boat hats
Pointy hats, Dull hats
Paper hats, Water hats
Flying hats, Landing hats
Fat hats, Thin hats
Lucky hats, Tragic hats .
Contest Dr,Seuss
The 500 Hats of Bartholomew Cubbins
Written by
Pat Adams
Categories:
analogy, character, clothes, humorous,
Hats
Students wear a mortarboard for graduation
Not a deerstalker like Sherlock Holmes
If they did, I would have to tip my hat
To those with such discriminating domes!
If you are a fireman, chef, or police
You always must wear the appropriate hat
Are you bad or good with a hat black or white,
Or are just cowboy hats distinct like that?
Not many wear a trapper like Elmer Fudd
Or a nifty coonskin cap like Daniel Boone
Some wear a Beanie or knitted when cold
I just hope they don't wear them too soon!
For safety, a hard hat or helmet will do
A beret or pillbox sure won't help with that
As for me I most recently shaved my head
But decided to keep it under my hat!
Written by
L Milton Hankins
Categories:
humor,
Cats, Hats, and Bats
A weird old woman loved cats
And outlandish broad-rimmed hats
Why should we think it odd
The old dame is quite mod,
Why she even dines with her bats.
written, Winter 1972
edited June 29, 2021
[first published in The Hoosier Challenger, 1972;
republished in By-Line, Summer, 1989]
Written by
Gerald Dillenbeck
Categories:
destiny, god, health, humor, political,
Nutritional Hats
If YHWH's divine will is not a health-optimizing meritocracy,
an ecopolitically cooperative democracy
of regenerating multicultural wealth,
then may She eat Her post-climatic
degenerating nutrition hat.
Written by
Pat Adams
Categories:
funny, imagery, word play,
Two Hats Lost
Two hats lost in a desert felt so much dread
For unable to walk, they had to hop instead
Soon with a ragged rim
One hat cried, "It looks dim!"
The other said, "Wait, and I'll go on ahead!"