Humorous and funny Heartbroken poems and/or funny poems about Heartbroken. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Heartbroken funny poems!
Written by
Whit Deschner
Categories:
12th grade, absence, funny, heartbroken, humorous, lost love
Untidled
Caught in emotion
She went down to the ocean
To where the cliffs are extremely steep
And there she wept
Then finally lept
At a place called 'Lover's Leap'
But while doing here pouting
The tide took to outing
And now the tour guides to show
Where lost love and gravity
Made a large cavity
Far far on the beach below
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
heartbroken, humorous, poetry,
You Broke My Heart
I wrote the perfect poem, and I double-checked each line
The imagery was stunning, the picture painted was divine
My face broke into a smile with the glowing comments I received
But when I saw the ‘winner’s list’ I found my eyes were deceived
There was a massive void where my name should have been
How could the premiere contest sponsor be so bloody mean!
Contest You Broke my Heart
Sponsored by Nicola Byrne
02~11~17
Written by
Roses Roses
Categories:
cute love, funny love, heartbroken, lost love, poetry,
Running
She was the fiery love
She was the lonely love
She was the unforgettable love
She was the protected love
She was the jealous love
There are different ways to love but there is only one true love
Were you running away from love or running away from yourself
Afraid that you’re not ready, afraid to be wrong
Every time I think we're moving forward you pull away like the tide
Only getting close enough to see a glimpse of love but too scared to stay and see the whole thing
Returning to your deep depths where you don't have to worry about your true feelings
p.s. you can always run but never fully hide…
Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
heartbroken, humorous,
A Kiss Under the Mistletoe
He stood for hours 'neath the inviting mistletoe,
But nary a gal took notice of his miserable woe!
He smiled and made goo-goo eyes as they passed by,
But they just tittered leaving him high and dry!
He slyly pointed to the mistletoe with a silly grin,
But this didn't impress a soul, much to his chagrin!
He shifted from one foot to the other still hopin'
When to his horror he discovered that his fly was open!
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) 2013 All Rights Reserved
Written by
Solomon Ochwo-Oburu
Categories:
analogy, emotions, funny love, heartbroken, imagination, metaphor
Nuclear Attack
The nuclear attack
by her beauty
has bombed
my insecure heart
Setting it ablaze;
Scattering my feelings
Of wild imaginations,
To the winds!
Written by
Mike Martin
Categories:
heart, heartbreak, heartbroken, horse, humor, i love you
Who's That At My Fire
McMar of the South
Rode out into the meadow
To hide his shadow
It was taller there
Than McMar had ever been
It was darker there
McMar rode faster
Trying hard to outrun it
Riding until dark
I think it's gone now
I hope it doesn't come back
Who's that at my fire?
Who's eating my beans?
Who's helping me stoke my coals?
Who's lying beside me?
Copyright © Mike Martin 2015
Written by
Kethushan Aravinth
Categories:
change, feelings, first love, funny love, heartbroken, i miss you
Hardest Days
Hardest days that I came over
Are no more here to break me silver
I was blind for some useless reason
And It couldn't yet found for what the motion
I took you beyond,Over the vision
And now I'm here,without the notion
Burning sun found some water
Water just gone, regreting slaughter
Poeple said "It happens for a reason"
But now I swear, It happend for caution
No one is perfect, even my girl
She just threw me down like a hazelnut whirl
Written by
Al Juman
Categories:
beautiful, care, dog, funny, garden, heartbroken
Said Hyacinth
Said Hyacinth
Shadow is in my garden again.
That Ugly chubby plumb British bulldog.
Why can't the Hamilton's keep her over there.
This a place for birds, bees
and gently dragon fly.
Yet comes this slob rubbing up on my roses.
You rascal!
Just look at you,
sprawled legs scattered up in the air
soaking in the sunshine.
Never mind,
just take your fat overfed self and run along.
Yes I am talking to You!
© Al. Juman The "said" Poet 6/24/2016
Written by
Juliet Levin
Categories:
conflict, confusion, cry, depression, heartbroken, lost
It's Funny
It's funny
How we would take
A bullet
For the person
Behind the trigger
And it's funny
How we would love
Someone who is incapable of loving
And it's funny
How we would give it all up
For something that will give you nothing
And it's funny
How we would cry and hurt
For someone who brings you only happiness
And it's funny
How we would lose ourselves
For someone who is forever lost
Written by
Charron Resolution
Categories:
emo, girlfriend, heartbroken, humor, insect, irony
Too Single
I've been single too long
Obviously
That a mosquito is the only female
that wants to take a bite of me
Written by
Keisha Moyer
Categories:
conflict, first love, heartbroken,
Love Is a Funny Thing
You say that you love me
but only when others can not hear
but this is my plea
can you please listen dear
For I do love you
I say it when others can hear
Can you please listen dear
For love is a funny thing
Written by
Fritz Purdum
Categories:
break up, heartbroken, humorous, love hurts,
Hello Heartache My Old Friend
Hello heartache my old friend
Pour me another and I'll begin
Sit a spell and lift your feet
My woes of love I 'll repeat
She was the one for sure
All my love I gave to her
Bought her presents and a ring
But to her it meant nothing
Heartache how have you been
It's been awhile my old friend
You hang around even though
When in love I make you go
Just another love gone astray
So with me you like to stay
You pour me another and smile
Satisfied your with me for awhile
Goodbye heartache you must go
That sweet girl I see I got to know
Her smiles a promise I must keep
You assure me you'll return in a week
Hello heartache my old friend...
Written by
Willette Harmon
Categories:
heartbroken, humorous,
Reminisce
When I sit back and reminisce
About the first man who claimed
Love and endless bliss
I heard him say without delay
Don't take off your clothes
As he laid me down
For the first time
Whispering words in my ear
That he wants to be mine
Proclaiming to me it was his birthday
I heard him say as if it was today
Don't take off your days
Oh, how he professed he loved me
Acknowledging I’ll love will
Endure until eternity
Then I heard him say to my dismay
Don't take off your clothes
Then one, two three before
You could say four
He had zipped up his pants
And was out the door
His words stay with me forever more
Don’t take off your clothes!
Written by
Julicia Thompson
Categories:
boyfriend, daughter, funny love, heartbroken, i love you, mother
How Will I Meet Him
I’m in Love with the most amazing person ever
But I have no idea when I can meet him
We talk a lot and have a lot in common
But I have no idea when I can meet him
What can I do
My mom won’t even let me have a boyfriend
Yet I do
When will I ever meet him
I know my mom won’t like it
But I do
What is it that I can do
To have a happy ending with him
It still stays a mystery
Written by
Richard Gumede
Categories:
fantasy, funny, heartbreak, heartbroken, nonsense, sad love
The Hiding Dome In Rome
His appearance seemed just so tough
Yet he was just all cool not rough
The great man was well in good mood
Parading that his life was good
From him everyone received enough
Like Santa Claus pleasing the hood
Then some whores saw him as a mug
Because to all he gave a hug
Started they to inflict him pain
Their love he was not going to gain
They consoled him with just a rug
As the evening started the rain
Then he became just reticent
Like he was all that innocent
He started to think about Rome
Thinking, there he would feel at home
He knew the old city is decent
To hide for a time in any dome
Written by
Jerry T Curtis
Categories:
heartbroken, humor,
Surprise
I once knew a girl named Sammy
I caught her one night in her Jammies
But it turned out that She was really a He
Never thought I could be "Double Whammied"
remember this fiction
Written by
Alex Nelson
Categories:
allusion, conflict, funny love, heartbroken, missing you, moving on
No No
No pen for a pocket
No purpose with a pull
No left with a reason
No right with a rule
No lessons on Tuesday
No Wednesday at home
No makes for the model
No data on the phone
No recess like play tag
No fair with a wheel
No loving in a leaving
No steady for a deal
No next with rear view
No backseat like here
No address at Taylor rd.
No love seat like dear
No easy with an answer
No always with a true
No echoes at here that
No misses there but you
Written by
Jessica Amanda Salmonson
Categories:
cry, funny, hate, heartbroken, humor, judgement
Nobody Likes My Poems, a Song
Nobody likes my poems
I do not know why
Think I'll grab a knife to stab
Myself in the eye.
Nobody likes my poems
I only sniff and pout
Think I'll soon pick up a spoon
And gouge my eyeballs out.
Written by
David Brown
Categories:
emotions, fear, feelings, heartbroken, humor, love
Bubble Wrapped Hearts
We wrap ourselves tight in a layer of fear
seeking a buffer from those who'd come near
our heart's not protected, we may yet be rejected
and we'll know it by all the loud popping we hear
Written by
Benjamin Bartley
Categories:
heartbroken, humor,
The Aftermath of a Goodtime
I dink until I’m drunk
I drink until I’m drumpt out
I dreamt that I was punked
But shonly da lonely
Shunderstands my schlump
Sheepin snuggly next to a dumpster
Dreamin it must be your rump
But when I awoke
To my shutter-bug-eyed surprise
It was some awfully smelly bloke
Homeless guy!
Written by
Benyeakeh Miapeh
Categories:
death, death of a friend, deep, heartbroken, hilarious, horror
Weeping Messenger
Face crack
Hands keep stave
And image turn horror
Now separated from earth
Weeping around
Far away you are carried
By the ungrateful
And deceitful death
No breath, no voice nor feeling
In the lake of tears I watch the scene
Hope your soul be in the right hand
And your memory book keeps my name
Though you left me in this ungrateful and painful world,
But
Please
Tell
The
Lord
About
The
Struggles
On
Earth.
It is no longer the earth he created
And tell Jesus we await his return
Because earth is turning into hell.
I call my weeping messenger.
Written by
James Edward Lee Sr.
Categories:
adventure, analogy, funny, heartbroken,
Cyclist Mike Who Falls Off His Bike--
cyclist MIKE WHO FALLS OFF HIS BIKE--
There was a man named Mike
who used to ride a bike
he keeps falling, for petes sake
He made a mistake
guess he should have bought a trike
7/8/19
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2019©
Written by
Emmanuel Obeng Yeboah
Categories:
funny love, heartbroken, lost love,
Ghost Love
I sought to worship and love you the more
Amidst the gloom never a dull moment
I sacrificed my time, wealth, life, and my all
Wholeheartedly to make our love decent
You could just reflect back my love I wish
Then it will have flesh enough to be seen
You could dwell in the ocean like the fish
And swim in my love as had always been
But my yearn for a beloved other
You have proven there was no true essence
Now I conclude: Love should never matter
For matter got no lasting existence
Futile efforts raising love high above
Just to realise it was a ghost love.
15th October, 2020
Written by
Curtis Moorman
Categories:
boyfriend, funny, heartbroken, humorous, imagination,
A Walk Down Lover's Lane
A WALK DOWN LOVER'S LANE
There once was a young lady from Spain
Walking with her friend down lover's lane
She said to her young beau
Will you please let me show
What you will want some more of again
His response was one of great surprise
As was seen by the look in his eyes
He took hold of her hand
And said that would be grand
And his thoughts quickly soared to the skies
But she was real fast to let him know
It's not what you are thinking of though
It's the box lunch I made
To be shared in the shade
And caused his disappointment to show
27 December 2018
For the contest sponsored by Shadow Hamilton
Written by
Arif Muhammad
Categories:
break up, desire, funny, heartbroken, people, poems
Poem
You teach me right from wrong
And you sing me a silly song
Always I like short poems
But you are fair and long
I measured it once
I measured it twice
I measured it again
It was just short and nice
I am getting stronger now
I keep training
I am still writing poems
If you are getting me frustrated
Broken heart and selfishness
I will be losing all my patience
No time for your faking
Quit face book and copying