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Poem Details | by
Warner Baxter |
Categories:
funny, hilarious, humorous, jobs, rude, society, star,
I ONCE MET A MAN IN ****
WHO’S TOOL WAS BIGGER THAN CORN
NO TWITTER NOR BLOG
THEY CALLED HIM HEDGEHOG
HE HUFFED PUFFED AND BLEW HIS OWN HORN
Poem Details | by
Seren Roberts |
Categories:
funny,
We have a hedgehog in the garden
Whose feels that spring is in the air
Making one hell of a noise
Hoping a mate will care
Think he is getting frustrated
Cos no answer call he hears
Round and round he shuffles
Hope he doesn’t spear
His manhood on those spikes of his
That would be a sin
Especially as he’s in love with my boot remover
That looks like him
He has been making advances
Well in fact I’ts more than that
Don’t think it’s scratched his itches though
Cos now he is looking at the cat.
Hope this ditty makes you smile
Cos a smile is better than a pill
But a down right belly laugh
Is the best medicine of all
Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
animal, humorous, lust, relationship,
There once was an oversexed hedgehog
Who had eyes for an exuberant frog ~
They had themselves a good yuk
But then got stuck, just their luck ~
Green porcupine baby's home’s in a bog