Humorous and funny Hello poems and/or funny poems about Hello. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Hello funny poems!
Written by
Ann Foster
Categories:
cute, dream, funny, hello, hope, humor, magic,
Of Yard Sales
Yard Sales are the
Macy’s of Saturday shopping,
On a budget that fits in my coin purse.
written for contest
07/27/2019
Written by
Charlie Knowlton
Categories:
funny, hello,
A Brief Message
"After the tone, please leave a brief message."
Hello?…..Bob?…Are you there?
This is Charlie, and all mine have a tear.
Call me back and we`ll talk underwear…
…..Briefly!
Written by
Damien Knight
Categories:
funny,
Hello To the Soup
Hello to the Soup
My name is Damien and I start my journey in the soup
I create words that riddle, rhyme, twist and loop.
Some folk say my name means The Evil One,
However for the record No I'm not The Prodigal Son.
I am just your normal everyday average savage,
My pen to the paper I methodically ravage.
I came here to say hello and wish you all well,
Before my wicked words cast their spell.
Hello everyone thank you for reading!
Damien Knight 02/20/16
Written by
Robert Candler
Categories:
angel, beauty, blue, body, cute love, desire, feelings, giggle, girl, hello, hope, humorous, lust, relationship, romance, sexy, song, sweet, together, uplifting, woman,
Please Help Me, Re-Lyric
Please help me, I've fallen
In Lust with You.
You're just so damn sexy,
That's why I'm hittin' on you.
You don't have to love me,
Some good sex will do.
Please help me, I've fallen
In Lust with You.
Yes, you turned me on
When I saw you walk in...
The face of an Angel,
A body just made for Sin.
Now, I may be real horny,
But one thing is true:
What would satisfy me, Girl
Would be to satisfy You.
So please help me, I've fallen
In Lust with You;
And I hope that you're fallin'
In Lust with me too;
But if not, then please fake it,
Please don't leave me "blue"...
Please help me, I've fallen
In Lust with You.
Written by
A.O. Taner
Categories:
betrayal, boat, change, computer, confusion, cool, crazy, cute love, emotions, fantasy, funny, funny love, heart, heartbroken, hello, irony, light, loneliness, lonely, lost love, love, love hurts, parody, relationship, river, romantic, sad love, satire, soulmate, voyage, wisdom,
Boat
I had my heart put on auto-pilot,
set to navigate towards you;
the low-battery signal just came on,
I don't know what to do.
Written by
Anne-Lise Andresen
Categories:
best friend, humorous,
- Haiku X 108 - Oh, Hello -
Behind the curtains
A good friend creates balance
Innocent acting
- 29.03.2017
- Sun :) - A-L Andresen :)
- Copyright © All Rights Reserved
- www.howmanysyllables.com - Haiku 5-7-5
Written by
Gwendolyn Brown
Categories:
crazy, friend, funny, hello, hilarious, humorous, silly,
Who's There
Who is knocking at my door?
knocken, knocken I can't ingore
Knock , knock whos there
Wait stop Im in my underware
Stop that Knock Knockin
Ive got one foot in my stockin
Hold on just a doggone minute
Your knock knockins givin me fits
Knock knock, wait Im almost done
Im getting dressed on the run
Knock knock , Ok Im ready geez
Ive just got to fix my jeans
Knock knock, whats going on Pat
Why do you Knock knock like that
I said you just Knock ~ N ~ Knock
Pat says "Whos There?"
All I could do was stand and stare...
Written by
Roy Pett
Categories:
funny, hello, horse, ireland, race,
Grey Diamond
There was a young jockey from Ireland
Booked to ride the race horse, grey diamond
he wanted to be seen
painted grey diamond green
and kissed the Blarney Stone for Ireland.
15/03/2017.
Written by
Gerard Keogh Jr.
Categories:
animals, fantasy, funny
Hello, Humans. I Am a Mosquito.
What I work for is here in my sack.
Feed my young so we all can buzz back.
You're just the right type.
Let's hook up my pipe.
We'll have a nice meal. OH NO! SMACK!
Written by
Paula Goldsmith
Categories:
flower, garden, giggle, hello, rain, summer, uplifting,
Zinnia
Quote By Poet "The faces of pretty flowers will brighten anyone's day."
Here in a lovely garden we sit,
growing very close-knit.
Our faces of pretty color,
are bigger than a sand dollar.
We love to get a kiss from the rain,
makes our growing not feel in vein.
The bees came by to say hello,
they give us a big glow.
It is said we are an annual plant,
we are loved by the owner's aunt.
Shout out loud and proclaim,
Zinnia is our name.
Written by
Paula Goldsmith
Categories:
flower, hello, humor, kiss, nature, red, uplifting,
Ladybug
L= Ladybug you look so
A= Amazing with your pretty glow
D= Dressed up putting on a show
Y= You look lovely as you say hello
B= Bright red looks great on you
U= Using black is so elegant much better than blue
G= Greeting each flower with a kiss not a boo
Date Written:3/14/2023
"3 Place"
Note: Acrostic Rhyme
Written by
Richard Lamoureux
Categories:
cat, funny, me, , cute,
Hello Kitty
Skat Kat has a contest that should be fun
Now it's Hello Kitty for everyone
What in the world is a poor guy to do?
Kitty mania is making me blue
Everywhere I look Kitty now appears
Kitty Kat Phobia is bringing me to tears
Short and adorable I can't resist
She begs my attention wants to be kissed
I never noticed that cute little face
I adorned kitty with satin and lace
My friends are worried I am obsessed
A guilty pleasure I have to confess
It's not to late I'll say Kitty goodbye
If I'm seen with Kitty I would just die
Hello Kitty (world) contest
Written by
Wilma Neels
Categories:
funny
'hello Chris' - Dash Or No Dash
Anxious looks and sweaty palms
I am sure there is no need for qualms
This man might be a mystery
Surely there is no need to feel so jittery
Eventually he showed up
I was staring at him over my coffee cup
Nowhere near to what I imagined
My mom always said it’s wrong to sit and examine
So tell me Chris, should I remove those dashes?
Or will my poem end up in ashes?
By: Wilma N. Neels
Contest: First Words over Coffee - 5 Couplets Only
7th Place
Written by
Jessica Amanda Salmonson
Categories:
dance, food, giggle, happy, hello, humor, silly,
The Dancing Personification of Pizza
Hello my name is Pizza
It's me you wants tuh eatsa
You want with lotsa meatsa?
The fave of the Tsaritza!
Written by
Fritz Purdum
Categories:
break up, heartbroken, humorous, love hurts,
Hello Heartache My Old Friend
Hello heartache my old friend
Pour me another and I'll begin
Sit a spell and lift your feet
My woes of love I 'll repeat
She was the one for sure
All my love I gave to her
Bought her presents and a ring
But to her it meant nothing
Heartache how have you been
It's been awhile my old friend
You hang around even though
When in love I make you go
Just another love gone astray
So with me you like to stay
You pour me another and smile
Satisfied your with me for awhile
Goodbye heartache you must go
That sweet girl I see I got to know
Her smiles a promise I must keep
You assure me you'll return in a week
Hello heartache my old friend...
Written by
George Aul
Categories:
farewell, humor,
Hello, I Must Be Going
A long time ago
my eyes beheld your beauty,
your thoughts beheld... Bye?
Written by
Drjim Martin
Categories:
humor,
Hello January
Hello January
Dr. James E. Martin
©January, 2014
Hello January, you’ve finally arrived
Another year we have all survived.
Tell me please, if you can
What will be? - How should I plan?
Do you see more of the status quo?
Will more freedom we soon know?
Will our economy settle down?
Will there be reason to wear a frown?
If only these things and much, much more
We could from you successfully implore!
If we could in the future see
What would be our destiny?
I sit here in my solitude
And wonder if you’ll ever my thoughts intrude.
I anxiously hope that I’ll not long wait
Before my concerns you’ll contemplate!
Written by
Sydney Avey
Categories:
break up, humorous,
Hello and Goodbye
Although we’ve hardly even met
Your moniker I just don’t get
Truly I have no clue
Poet Destroyer, what’s with that?
I would not hang that on my cat!
I’m breaking up with you.
Written by
J.W. Earnings
Categories:
emotions, funny,
Hello To Hello
Exchanging hellos
I'm never waving goodbye
To hellos - HELLO?
Written by
Jerry Wells
Categories:
best friend, christian, funny, giving, happy, hello, sleep,
B8-Poem 23 Big Papa World
POEM 23 BIG PAPA WORLD
BIG PAPA WORLD HAS HAPPINESS
LOVE, JOY, & WISDOM THAT IS
SPREAD ALL AROUND.
BIG PAPA WORLD PEACE & HARMONY
CAN BE FOUND IN EVERY ONE LIVES IN
THEY OWN WORLD.
MR. PROFESSOR. JERRY”BIG PAPA” WELLS
AUTHOR
Written by
Muhammad Safa Thajudeen
Categories:
fashion, fun, humorous, love,
Hello
HELLO!
-Dharga Nagar Safa
Bell invented his telephone,
Gifted to his love,Hello,
Bell told a secret over the phone to Hello's ears,
On a promise of not to reveal,
Calling every body,every moment,Hello to know the secret,
Hello,hello,hello..
Not responding Hello,in shy!
Written by
Gail Foster
Categories:
character, humor, identity, loneliness, psychological, sad, scary,
Hello Kitty Man - a Surreptitious Sonnet For Surreptitious Sonnet Day
Once upon a time there was a man
Who had a life so boring no-one knew
That he was there, and nothing fun to do
But work a bit and drive a little van
And buy a Subway and a cheeky can
Of Redbull, or in summer sometimes two
Around and round the motorway he flew
Another almost was, and also ran
Or so it seemed. At sunset he would change
Into his costume and go up the street
And hide behind a lamppost. Oh how sweet
It felt, how surreptitious and how strange
They called him Hello Kitty Man. Hey, Hi!
They'd say, and oh so quickly walk on by
© Gail Foster 3rd August 2022
Written by
Benjamin Bartley
Categories:
hello, humor,
Poetry Asylum
As long as I still have ...
Breath to breathe
Songs to sing
Words to write
Thots to think
... and poems to unveil,
I shall attempt in simple nomenclator
to commensurate this tale.
Simply put. Life is hell in a nutshell.
Written by
Ann Foster
Categories:
cute, fairy, funny, heart, hello, home, hope,
It
A speck
What the heck?
Tiny,
mini,
little
thing…
Written by
Charlie Murder
Categories:
funny, teen, thank you,
Hello Not the Other One
if you decide to call your girl any word in the english language
use the best one
the b-word is the best
no wait, you get me wrong!!!!
its not what you think...
the word is beautiful