Humorous and funny Hen poems and/or funny poems about Hen. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Hen funny poems!
Written by
Arthur Vaso
Categories:
animal, bible, christian, humorous,
Little Men and the Hen
Chirp chirp chirp
Cluck cluck cluck cluck
Drivel
Snivel
Dirty little men
One insane wee little hen
Let me introduce you
To a really big huge man
A heart sent from angels
A voice lowered from the heavens
A man whose humble heart
Can squash a 1000 little men
So when in life you see a fork in the road
Remember
You can be the Hen
Or you can be the bigger man
Written by
Kash Poet
Categories:
funny,
Hen-Egg-Omelette
a mother hen
peeps through the kitchen window...
yummy omelette
Written by
Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty
Categories:
fun, nonsense,
Whimsy Was a Humorous Hen
Whimsy was a humorous hen
She had neither paper nor pen
She flew to the moon
And fell on a toon
Rushed to hospital in a van
Whimsy was a humorous hen/Limerick Copyright (C) Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty
2014
Written by
Patricia Sawyer
Categories:
animals, funny, nature, nostalgia
Hen ~
How Many
Eggs
Needed?
Written by
James Edward Lee Sr.
Categories:
analogy, animal, food, funny, metaphor, poetry,
Donkey Horse Hen Rooster On the Lamb Chickens Leap Fly Jump Popeye's Chicken For Lunch
There once was a donkey
He was married to a horse
Donkey was to stubborn
So the donkey got a divorce
Cleaver was the ways of the hen
She married a bucking rooster
He took her by the wing then
Tried to seduced her
Don't want no green eggs N ham
Don't want to go on the lamb
I am, I am horsey running away
Chickens can't fly they may leap and jump
Think I'm gonna have Popeye's Chicken for lunch, :) ha! ha! Ha!
4/11/18
WRITTEN BY JAMES EDWARD LEE SR.
Written by
Mohammad Taha Effendi
Categories:
funny, husband, wedding, wife,
The Hen-Pecked Husband
"The Hen-pecked Husband"
By M. Taha Effendi
(Light Poetry)
The door bell rang yet again,
and yonder heard the distinct voice,
of my dear old wife, full of pain,
drowned all my dreams of rejoice.
then came the thundering slap,
that landed on my cheek now red,
and as I panicked out of my nap,
I realized I had wet my bed.
Written by
T Wignesan
Categories:
humorous,
Limerick: Once a Delicious Hen Fed On Rice-Sticks
Limerick: Once a delicious hen fed on rice-sticks
for Delysia Hendricks, with many, many thanks
Once a delicious hen fed on rice-sticks
Loved gorging herself on limericks
She pecked on a sweet line
It turned all alkaline
Now chicken’s served with acid on bricks.
© T. Wignesan – Paris, 2013
Written by
Muhammad Safa Thajudeen
Categories:
bird, change, funny, howl,
Chase the Hen In the Kitchen
CHASE THE HEN IN THE KITCHEN!
-Dharga Nagar Safa
Chase away,
The hen,
In the kitcHEN!
Written by
Keith D Trestrail
Categories:
fun, humorous,
Jen the Squawkin Hen
There once was a dingo doer named Jen
who’s nothin but a suckin squawkin hen.
For a tim tam she’ll do
the same nasty to you
with a stroke of her feral tongue and pen!
She’s got a thing for this special dingo
and writes me love poems in my lingo.
With all that sexual tension
she so wants my attention
but beware the rabid dingo innuendo!
~~~~
*tim tam is a chocolate biscuit.
Written by
Evie Cw
Categories:
fun, humor,
Hen For Gwen
Hen for Gwen
Once knew a lady named Gwen
was so short about three-ten
couldn't tie her shoes
she drank wicked booze
now she's eaten an old hen.
Written by
John Lawless
Categories:
easter, fun, humor,
Hen House Hijinks
Foxes ruffle feathers
Blame bunny for raid on hen house.
Bunny claims “Easter” privilege.
Rainbow coalition boycotts eggs.
Media scrambles to cover story.
Free range chickens running amok.
Roosters union demands investigation.
Search party to assemble at daybreak.
John G. Lawless
4/1/2021