Funny Poems About Hippopotamus or Hippopotamus Funny Poems

Humorous and funny Hippopotamus poems and/or funny poems about Hippopotamus. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Hippopotamus funny poems!

Written by David Drowley
Categories: animal, funny, humor, silly,

Hieronymus Hippopotamus

Hieronymus the Hippopotamus,
Implied at times that he was xylotomous;
Even claiming to be most gregarious.
Real time though, he loved to be autonomous;
Only decidedly not anonymous;
Not to mention being quite hilarious.
Yet no one found him to be synonymous,
Moreover, with the crudely cantankerous;
Unlikely even to be obstreperous.
Some friends on the Nile found him magnanimous.

Written by Lee Franks
Categories: animal, children, fun, humorous, poetry,

I Saw a Hippopotamus

I saw a Hippopotamus going to the fair,
wearing pink pyjamas with a bow up in his hair,
he was followed by a Zebra who was wearing bright
blue socks,
a Chimp and a Koala bear, wearing matching frocks,
they climbed into the teapots looking quite a sight,
and a little old man spat out his teeth as they gave him quite a fright!