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Humorous and funny Hippopotamus poems and/or funny poems about Hippopotamus. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Hippopotamus funny poems!
Written by
David Drowley
Categories:
animal, funny, humor, silly,
Hieronymus Hippopotamus
Hieronymus the Hippopotamus,
Implied at times that he was xylotomous;
Even claiming to be most gregarious.
Real time though, he loved to be autonomous;
Only decidedly not anonymous;
Not to mention being quite hilarious.
Yet no one found him to be synonymous,
Moreover, with the crudely cantankerous;
Unlikely even to be obstreperous.
Some friends on the Nile found him magnanimous.
Written by
Lee Franks
Categories:
animal, children, fun, humorous, poetry,
I Saw a Hippopotamus
I saw a Hippopotamus going to the fair,
wearing pink pyjamas with a bow up in his hair,
he was followed by a Zebra who was wearing bright
blue socks,
a Chimp and a Koala bear, wearing matching frocks,
they climbed into the teapots looking quite a sight,
and a little old man spat out his teeth as they gave him quite a fright!