Humorous and funny Holidays poems and/or funny poems about Holidays. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Holidays funny poems!
Written by
Verlecia Fields
Categories:
black african american, celebration, christmas, holiday, humor,
Happy Holidays and Christmas Pie
Happy Holidays and Happy New Year
May your Christmas pie
miss, your eye
and your mouth
receive great cheer!
Happy New Year
aka: lyricvixen
Written by
Doris Lee
Categories:
computer-internet, cowboy-western, faith, family, forgiveness, funny, happiness,
Holidays
most people like holidays and some dont or they are always grumpy on
holidays.mostly the children like holidays.lots of family's spend time
together and have lots of fun on holidays.
Written by
Christine Bialczak
Categories:
family, holiday, humor,
Our Holidays
Our Holidays!
Grandpa is gassy and grandma passed out
Uncle Joe’s drunk and Aunt Emma no doubt
Can’t believe her eyes
To us, no surprise
All this drama makes my mom want to shout!
Written by
Anais Vionet
Categories:
christmas, fun, holiday, humor, joy, love, teen,
Trending Holidays
Christmas has been trending and
I chose to play into the parasocial violence,
with no salt or brakes physically and emotionally,
- the holidays - lush and fresh, just hit different.
When I see the lights, the smiles, and get my hugs
I want to cry and throw up from joy at the same time.
The holidays make me believe in love. I don’t care.
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violence = slang for being cute on social media
Written by
Melani Udaeta
Categories:
emotions, holiday, humor,
Spam For the Holidays
Don’t they know where it’s going?
So much time they are wasting;
Robotic spam we are stuck
with holiday email junk;
Life ticking as I sit deleting.
Written by
James Watkin
Categories:
holiday, humor,
Its Summer, and Holidays
Our spirit's levity
At liberty
In warmed up air, as real felt
As makes dizzy!
Now eye to eye can go
Each sigh to know
With whom, carefree and careless
Off them, astray
World of hardships spurn! Off, away.
Poor moth! Poor thou!