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Poem Details | by Freddie Robinson Jr. |
Categories: humorous, parents, parody, wisdom,

Homespun Wisdom

Got sent to the principal's office
Sex Ed teacher made the call
Said I didn't raise my hand,
and spoke out of turn
That I said some racy things,
that had the whole class giggling
Well, Mr. Principal, sir ...
I simply said my parents told me
that sex don't work like that
They said before you go ripping your clothes off,
and jumping in the sack ...
eager to sow your seed
You first gotta find that needle in the haystack

Poem Details | by John Beam |
Categories: allusion, fantasy, humorous, introspection, poetry, writing,


spinning yarn rumpled                                                                                                                                                                upon the rickety stilts                                                                                                                                                              pricked by the stitch