Humorous and funny Honesty poems and/or funny poems about Honesty. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Honesty funny poems!
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
humorous,
Is Honesty the Best Policy
She may be shaped like an apple or a pear
But this query may be asked in the world out there
It’s not a question you can easily dismiss …
Tell me does my bum look big in this?
She smiles sweetly and awaits your reply…
Tell me guys are you honest – or would you lie!
24th January 2015
Written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
community, farewell, funny, imagination, journey, light, voice,
The Honesty of Childhood Friends
Linda, you think that too?
I did not want to tell you, but since Jacque did.
Wait a second! You think I have road rage?
I have known them both for almost 60 years, but
they still betray me,
creeping at me with judgements, pretending to "help me"
Two childhood friends, doing a road rage intervention.
I am incredulous,
argumentative,
irritated,
ready to pack their stuff for them, and push them out the door.
I hope they will like their little 4 mile hike back to my house.
Written by
Julia Ho
Categories:
art, funny, giggle, hilarious, humor, humorous, uplifting,
Honesty
You
are not
my favorite work
of art
but rather
my favorite work
of fart.
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
animal, giggle, integrity,
Honesty Is Very En-Caging
May I be frank with you...
Why, that's something you should never do
Unless you live in the zoo
And the animals look just like you
Written by
Paul Nairne
Categories:
fun, giggle, hilarious, jealousy, women,
Honesty isn't always the best policy
Honesty is not always the best policy...during a romantic dinner..candle-lights, red wine., soft music..we decided to share...you know ..heart to heart .." So Paul ..just how many woman have you been intimate with...tell me 'she asked...I looked at her quizzically...my dear ...lol...You said intimately? do you mean ..Asian, black, white,coolie or do you mean 25 to 40 year olds..or are you talking about before i met you or after i met you...the next 10 secs was a blur...the doc says the wine bottle will most definitely leave a scar.......( oh ..this a joke...just in case)????