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Poem Details | by Sharon Gulley |
Categories: humor, me,

Honey Bee

Honey Bee Honey Bee bring
by your charm. Your sweet
warmth from your swarm.
Makes us some honey as 
sweet as a flower. Pile the
hive full in your golden tower.
Pancakes and muffins, and
French toast. A million ways to 
eat it, I think I love your sweet
honey, the most.

Honey Bee Honey Bee I hope
you will always want to be here. 
I will wait for you with my plate
and fork and a smile full of cheer.
I'll guard and protect you as you 
weave and I hope you never ever
want to leave.


Poem Details | by Caren Krutsinger |
Categories: 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, humor, humorous,

Wholesome Honey Bee

Why don’t you date a whole some girl like Honey Bee? Said Joey's mother.
She had no idea that Honey Bee was dating his awful brother.
She would not have believed it anyway for Lee was a really bad boy.
Honey Bee liked her men to live on the edge, used them as a toy.

Joey did not ruin his mother’s illusion that Honey Bee was sweet and pure.
She had already been disillusioned by his father that was for sure.
So he said he would think about it, giving his bad boy brother a wink.
Lee could barely keep from choking on his faux lemonade drink.