Humorous and funny Honeymoon poems and/or funny poems about Honeymoon. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Honeymoon funny poems!
Written by
Faye Gibson
Categories:
funny, marriage, vacation,
Honeymoon Vacation
Just a honeymoon beach vacation,
a fine nuptial love celebration;
we arrived a night early,
we would find hotel surely:
“No rooms” was the sad proclamation.
“An hour away you might find one.”
They were right for we only found…NONE!!
We got off beaten path.
too tired then to laugh,
looked for a place “mom and pop” run.
Well, it must have been close to midnight,
exhausted the lady and her knight;
we found Motel Warwick,
a guest house illicit,
and christened our honeymoon site.
Copyright, July 13, 2014
Faye Lanham Gibson
Written by
Clifford Villalon
Categories:
cute love, feelings, for her, for him, funny love, love,
Honeymoon
Hearts on fire
Over heads that sire
New couple on the double
Every action becomes triple
Yearning for each other's hand
Maneuvering who has a better hand
On truth or consequence
Or Games of the General
No arbiter is allowed... just being real and literal!
Written by
Andrea Dietrich
Categories:
funny
The In-Sync Honeymoon Dreamers
On an island of love, side by side,
strolled Ron and his beautiful bride.
So like heaven it seemed,
the two of them deemed
that to be there, they both must have died!
“Are we possibly dreaming?” they said.
“If we’re dreaming, we really aren’t dead!”
Upon saying this rhyme
at the very same time,
they awoke in their very own bed!
“So in synche with our dreams we have been,”
Ron said to his wife with a grin,
“We need never leave home.
Make our next stop be Rome.
Close your eyes, dear; let’s DO IT again!”
For LInda-Marie's Contest:
"Loveland LImerick"
Based on photo JT76955-Edit jpg
Written by Andrea Dietrich
Written by
David Fisher
Categories:
funny love,
Marooned Honeymoon
When we got married at twenty two
We said our vows beside a ski-doo
But then got marooned
So we honeymooned
In a five star, two story igloo
My wife said a stiff drink would be nice
But I couldn’t locate any ice
So I stripped to get numb-er
Then asked for a hummer
Hoping that my iced cubes would suffice
Written by
Kash Poet
Categories:
funny
Honeymoon Or Divorce----Footle
Midnight
Bedfight
© kash poet(15th July 2011)
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Placement: 5th ;(July 2011)
Contest:A Free Choice
Sponsor:Brian Strand
Written by
Cheryl Hoffman
Categories:
humor, longing, sick,
Honeymoon Hanky Panky
Ah-choo!
Bless you!
Hanky?
Thank ye,
Got cold?
Blow nose...
Feel hot,
To trot!
Drug store,
Buy more!
Return,
Discern,
Took swill,
Nyquill,
Hanky
Panky?
Health crap,
Strength sap!
Hear snore,
Night bore,
Long sleep,
No reap,
No luck,
Gave up,
Frankly,
cranky,
Cold dour…
Shower.
1-28-17
Written by
Kim Rodrigues
Categories:
humor,
The Honeymoon Plot
teach me, virgin-groom
and correct me if i’m wrong ~
only if you dare
tears fall vaingloriously
upon your befuddled grave
9/10/2019
light verse via tanka
Written by
Elton Camp
Categories:
funny,
After the Honeymoon
After the Honeymoon
By Elton Camp
After the honeymoon’s all done
What’s next isn’t as much fun
But we have to take it with a grin
Because the routine of life sets in
There are then meals to prepare
Parents no longer put ‘em there
And there’s the mortgage to pay
Hope there’s money for the next day
Then it’s the note on the family car
Without that, won’t get very far
Plus the lawn just has to be mowed
Perhaps there’s a garden to be hoed
No matter how hostile you may feel
There are in-laws with which to deal
Every day there is cleaning to do
It seems like you’ll never get through
That’s the way it’ll be from now on
The carefree days of childhood gone
Written by
Terry Ireland
Categories:
humor, love, marriage,
Honeymoon Planned
She’s the girl of my dreams
The darling of my life
Very soon to be
My lawful wedded wife.
I want to offer her my everything
Lay the whole world at her feet
Want out honeymoon to be
Such a very special treat.
I opened the world map
just for planning to start
For her to choose our destination
By throwing of a dart
Though my plan was flawed
I’m a man of my word.
We’re spending our honeymoon
By the front room skirting board