Humorous and funny Hook poems and/or funny poems about Hook. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Hook funny poems!
Written by
Brenda Meier-Hans
Categories:
fishing, funny, humor, humorous,
Be Careful What You Hook
I once heard of a fisher Luciano,
who sang bass as he played on his piano.
Once he fished and cast his line
by mistake hooked his behind
since that day, when he plays he sings soprano.
How many syllables.com
11, 11, 7, 7, 11
11.11.2014
Sponsor Roy Jerden
Limericks Clean and Clever
Written by
James Fraser
Categories:
funny, sea
Hook, Line and Sinker
The fishing of Scotland's coast
To be honest I have to boast
Please come take a look
And dangle your hook
And join me in traditional toast
My favourite place is called Dunnet Head
With many species it has to be said
One just dangles their line
Hey presto! see what you find
It's a bite, not the weight of your lead
But sadly there has been some stinkers
When the fish must have been thinkers
For many times we did try
In us they espied
Wasting our time dropping our sinkers
Written by
Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib
Categories:
anger, car, conflict, funny,
Right Hook
Slam.
And the beat goes on
pounding on ribs
temples pulsing
words clenched keeping
explosions inside
adrenaline lines ripping
subcutaneous quakes raging
and as I fiercely pedal away
all I manage is
"Have A Nice Day!"
17.11.27
Composed for Lewis Raynes'
"Emotional anger, hurt, rage"
Written by
John Lawless
Categories:
fishing, humor, marriage,
Hook Line and Sinker
If you give a man a fish he will eat for a day.
If you teach a man to fish his wife will soon leave him.