Humorous and funny Hook poems and/or funny poems about Hook. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Hook funny poems!
Written by
Brenda Meier-Hans
Categories:
fishing, funny, humor, humorous,
Be Careful What You Hook
I once heard of a fisher Luciano,
who sang bass as he played on his piano.
Once he fished and cast his line
by mistake hooked his behind
since that day, when he plays he sings soprano.
How many syllables.com
11, 11, 7, 7, 11
11.11.2014
Sponsor Roy Jerden
Limericks Clean and Clever
Written by
James Fraser
Categories:
funny, sea
Hook, Line and Sinker
The fishing of Scotland's coast
To be honest I have to boast
Please come take a look
And dangle your hook
And join me in traditional toast
My favourite place is called Dunnet Head
With many species it has to be said
One just dangles their line
Hey presto! see what you find
It's a bite, not the weight of your lead
But sadly there has been some stinkers
When the fish must have been thinkers
For many times we did try
In us they espied
Wasting our time dropping our sinkers
Written by
Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart
Categories:
anger, car, conflict, funny,
Right Hook
Slam.
And the beat goes on
pounding on ribs
temples pulsing
words clenched keeping
explosions inside
adrenaline lines ripping
subcutaneous quakes raging
and as I fiercely pedal away
all I manage is
"Have A Nice Day!"
17.11.27
Composed for Lewis Raynes'
"Emotional anger, hurt, rage"
Written by
John Lawless
Categories:
fishing, humor, marriage,
Hook Line and Sinker
If you give a man a fish he will eat for a day.
If you teach a man to fish his wife will soon leave him.
Written by
Martin Howard Samuel
Categories:
boat, fishing, fun, humor, silly, word play,
Hook, Line And Sinker
Broad in the beam
not much of a looker
this crusty rust-bucket
of nuts screws and bolts
is a crabby old hooker
as luck would have it
dolled up trolling for supper
at any port in a storm
she still gives good service
tho' down on her uppers
now showing her years
deep in the scuppers
yet still on the game
fishing by night for a living
not to sully or bruise her good name
tho' one might unduly call her
a 'Cruiser'
this goodly vessel is truly a trawler