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Poem Details | by Jessica Amanda Salmonson |
Categories: abuse, anger, bullying, humor, satire, silly, violence,

The Braggy Hooligan

I'm gonna spank Frank and then I'll whip Pip
Before I slug Bug, I'm gonna slap Cap.
I wanna hit Kit; I wanna smack Mac
I'll never like Ike, and I'll destroy Roy.
So I could lick Mick before I kick Rick
Why don't you die Sly, and say goodbye Guy.