Humorous and funny Hooligan poems and/or funny poems about Hooligan. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Hooligan funny poems!
Written by
Jessica Amanda Salmonson
Categories:
abuse, anger, bullying, humor, satire, silly, violence,
The Braggy Hooligan
I'm gonna spank Frank and then I'll whip Pip
Before I slug Bug, I'm gonna slap Cap.
I wanna hit Kit; I wanna smack Mac
I'll never like Ike, and I'll destroy Roy.
So I could lick Mick before I kick Rick
Why don't you die Sly, and say goodbye Guy.