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Poem Details | by James Fraser |
Categories: funny

Soup Troop Scoop, I'M **** a Hoop

When I write a blog on the Soup
They are rarely read by it's troop
    Likes the ones posted today
    So many have said there say
If they were mine I'd be so **** a hoop

Poem Details | by Kim Rodrigues |
Categories: humor, imagery, metaphor,


Burst of brandished flaming arrow,
Thump of bunnies against my chest,
Cupid’s straight pointer did narrow,
Continue my family crest.

Squawking souls of birds in my nest,
Potent from moonstruck bolero,
Crescendo of lust’s citrus zest —
****-a-hoop’s sunstruck sombrero.

Charles Messina’s Oh-No A Twisted Char-Lay Poetry Contest
ABAB BABA 8 syllables

*****-a-hoop normally an adjective, using as a noun here
triumphantly pleased or boastful : happily exulting