Funny Poems About Hoopla or Hoopla Funny Poems

Humorous and funny Hoopla poems and/or funny poems about Hoopla. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Hoopla funny poems!

Written by Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories: halloween, humorous,

Halloween Hoopla

Platoons of imps march up and down my street,

Threatening mayhem if I don't give them a treat!

There are cowboys, Indians and phantoms galore,

Holding me hostage at my own front door!

They present their goodie bags for me to fill;

(Giving them an apple doesn't at all thrill).

Sure, they'd prefer a Reese's or Snickers treat,

But, by jove, I'm keeping them for me to eat!