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Poem Details | by JSLambert Mister ROBOTO |
Categories: animals, children, funny, life, music, nature, peace,


Wise owl at his post
"hoo, ha, hoo...hoo, hoo, hoo, hooooo"
thus he gives a hoot!

Poem Details | by Tom Wright |
Categories: funny,

Hoot E Owl Esq

Hoot E. Owl Esq. By Tom Wright A scholarly old owl in the tree sat high, Calling out to all, is any wiser than I? He’d read his book, From his overlook, Whoo whoo ha hoo, was his erie cry.

Poem Details | by Katherine Stella |
Categories: adventure, fantasy, funny, girlfriend-boyfriend, happiness, imagination, inspirational, life, love, nature, people, romance, sea, seasons, uplifting, war

I Don't Give A Hoot

<                             beneath swollen moon
                               silhouttes conjoinment dance
                               hooting escalates  

Entry For
Sensuous Senryus

Poem Details | by Ricky Sholar |
Categories: humor,

Hoot The Dog

Old Hoot was a good old dog
A good old dog in deed
The finest dog there ever was 
Caught every **** he ever treed

Chase anything that had four legs
And catch them most the time
His average was pretty good
So we ate pretty fine

Well Hoot he didn't hear to well 
And it finished him I fear
When he was after a **** one night
And the train he couldn't hear

They had run through brush and brambles
Over hill and over dale
They had run till they could run no more
When he went to cross the rail

We gave him a mighty fine send off
Like no dog ever has
But I'm afraid he went to heaven
Thinking that Raccoon got his ***

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: giggle,

Life's A Hoot

Life is a hoot, a rooty toot toot, a kick in the boot Nothing's greater, a happy creator in a polka dot suit So stand up and cheer Grin from ear to ear Giggles, guffaws and a big bunch of whoop whoops

Poem Details | by Panagiota Romios |
Categories: birth, humorous,

A Hospital Hoot

A Hospital Hoot!

Twas a freezing winter that year!
Drove in a fright that dark, starless night.
Car sliding all over slick, Chicago ice.
Was having labor pains, please hurry!

Stood at intake desk, big as a house.
Question they asked, oh,why this winner?
"Why are you here?"
Panagiota:  "To deliver!"

It only got worse,as, no kidding,
The dunce really asked: "Deliver what?
I gave that witless  wench, an answer most
" Why, a boatload of bananas, what else"
Panagiota Romios