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JSLambert Mister ROBOTO
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Wise owl at his post
"hoo, ha, hoo...hoo, hoo, hoo, hooooo"
thus he gives a hoot!
Hoot E. Owl Esq.
A scholarly old owl in the tree sat high,
Calling out to all, is any wiser than I?
He’d read his book,
From his overlook,
Whoo whoo ha hoo, was his erie cry.
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< beneath swollen moon
silhouttes conjoinment dance
Old Hoot was a good old dog
A good old dog in deed
The finest dog there ever was
Caught every **** he ever treed
Chase anything that had four legs
And catch them most the time
His average was pretty good
So we ate pretty fine
Well Hoot he didn't hear to well
And it finished him I fear
When he was after a **** one night
And the train he couldn't hear
They had run through brush and brambles
Over hill and over dale
They had run till they could run no more
When he went to cross the rail
We gave him a mighty fine send off
Like no dog ever has
But I'm afraid he went to heaven
Thinking that Raccoon got his ***
Life is a hoot, a rooty toot toot, a kick in the boot
Nothing's greater, a happy creator in a polka dot suit
So stand up and cheer
Grin from ear to ear
Giggles, guffaws and a big bunch of whoop whoops
A Hospital Hoot!
Twas a freezing winter that year!
Drove in a fright that dark, starless night.
Car sliding all over slick, Chicago ice.
Was having labor pains, please hurry!
Stood at intake desk, big as a house.
Question they asked, oh,why this winner?
"Why are you here?"
Panagiota: "To deliver!"
It only got worse,as, no kidding,
The dunce really asked: "Deliver what?
I gave that witless wench, an answer most
" Why, a boatload of bananas, what else"