Funny Poems About Hoover or Hoover Funny Poems

Humorous and funny Hoover poems and/or funny poems about Hoover. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Hoover funny poems!

Written by Karen Neary
Categories: fantasy, funny,

Hoover Havoc

There once was a witch in Vancouver
Who traded her broom for a hoover.
She encountered a glitch
When she turned on the switch
'Cause the hoover took off and pursued her.

Written by William Robinson
Categories: children, funny, seasons,

Hi Yo, Hoover, Away!

Once a witch with a wart on her nose,
And with runners in her pantyhose,
Went and traded her broom
For a Hoover vacuum.
Where she hoovered to, nobody knows.


Written by Rico Leffanta
Categories: humor,

Hoover Moover

Sucked off by his vacuum cleaner 
Vicar Jefs' wiener went leaner 
His parish aghast
Told the cops, "Come fast"
The Judge called a Miss de Meanor*

(n.b.,  Baptist Jefs is now a 
Registered Sex Offender so
guard your vacuum cleaner!