Humorous and funny Hoover poems and/or funny poems about Hoover. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Hoover funny poems!
Written by
Karen Neary
Categories:
fantasy, funny,
Hoover Havoc
There once was a witch in Vancouver
Who traded her broom for a hoover.
She encountered a glitch
When she turned on the switch
'Cause the hoover took off and pursued her.
Written by
William Robinson
Categories:
children, funny, seasons,
Hi Yo, Hoover, Away!
Once a witch with a wart on her nose,
And with runners in her pantyhose,
Went and traded her broom
For a Hoover vacuum.
Where she hoovered to, nobody knows.
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
humor,
Hoover Moover
Sucked off by his vacuum cleaner
Vicar Jefs' wiener went leaner
His parish aghast
Told the cops, "Come fast"
The Judge called a Miss de Meanor*
(n.b., Baptist Jefs is now a
Registered Sex Offender so
guard your vacuum cleaner!