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There once was a witch in Vancouver
Who traded her broom for a hoover.
She encountered a glitch
When she turned on the switch
'Cause the hoover took off and pursued her.
children, funny, seasons,
Once a witch with a wart on her nose,
And with runners in her pantyhose,
Went and traded her broom
For a Hoover vacuum.
Where she hoovered to, nobody knows.
Sucked off by his vacuum cleaner
Vicar Jefs' wiener went leaner
His parish aghast
Told the cops, "Come fast"
The Judge called a Miss de Meanor*
(n.b., Baptist Jefs is now a
Registered Sex Offender so
guard your vacuum cleaner!