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Poem Details | by Rainbow Promise |
Categories: art, culture, education, hip hop, humorous, image, senses,

Rap Has No Ethnicity

Rapping has no Ethnicity be ye 
Greek, Jew, Afro, White, Hispanic, 
Chinese, Japanese, Other.

Yo man, go rap out the Soul.
Tell your story, cuss the enemy
In ways they can't understand.

These are the times when you
Get on the Move to Groove into
Real-time electronic technology!

Don't just go boom, boom, boom;
What the Hell is that?
Teach the Young dignity, respect
for others too.

Yacoo, Yacoo, a da da da, uh huh,
My child can't learn nothing from
That, so teach, preach, inform!

I like the beat, rhythm, mix turns
And twists;
But for heaven's sake let me learn
From your choice of words, how to 
Live in this World of ours!

Poem Details | by Verlena S. Walker |
Categories: health, heaven, hilarious, hip hop, howl, humor, humorous,

A Humorous Growl

I am getting hungry y’all.
I have no food in the house.
I wonder why I have to order out.
Laugh out Loud

I am getting hungry you all.
I have to order out.
I have no food in my house.

I am hungry y’all.
I have ordered out.
Still no food in my house
Don’t you dare laugh out.
Penned on May 01, 2014!

Poem Details | by Winged Warrior |
Categories: animal, funny,

Hip Hop Hugh

How do you do...? I am called a Kangaroo I live at the zoo; my name is Hip Hop Hugh I’m sad, nothing to chew, I’d like some bamboo I like playing my kazoo... how about you? I can play music all day...hippity hop hurray! I’ll stop for a flower you want to stay? I’ll have music for your birthday...don’t go away Even a fireworks display... great! Let’s start okay. Jan.31.2018 Write a funny Poem for a 7-year-old Sponsored by: Kevin Shaw

Poem Details | by Mary Jane Randall |
Categories: anger, best friend, betrayal, care, funny love, hip hop, spiritual,

Empty Words

Did you hope I wouldn't notice you gave me empty words to drink?
well my tongues tasted more lies 
than you would ever dare to think of.
You're not the only one with truth like poison in their veins.
whose ribs are shaped like cage 
holding tightly to the pain 
I knew even touched that wretched cup 
pour a glass of words to cover what you hide 
perhaps don't leave your secrets clinging tightly 
to the side 
but then again empty words.

Poem Details | by Jason Schropp |
Categories: business, change, hero, hip hop, humor, society, urban,

Hey Immigrant

punctured, onward continue to quit decision's to make second guessing a moment ,
wit a wound wide opened by sliding the cold shoulder's lap first but enlightened by composure, intellect wasted misuse's of time the truth withheld to prove ill state vs. denial of a mans prime singled too proud deviating the lost to worship no man who lives under trial.

Poem Details | by Guy-Adler Dorelien |
Categories: hip hop, how i feel, humor, words,

Blacksmith Vs Wordsmith

The blacksmith a gunsmith he says he is, therewith aligned with Lilith 
Giving birth to death and pestilence, his allegiance is to his conscience, which is 
See how he and the rhythm of his essence is corrupt,
So allow me to interrupt his rhythm for I am, the brain of the wordsmiths stem
Verbally I strike until I reaches and breeches spinal cord, so let this be a scripted record of how my words can make you bow. 
So can you, let alone will you, still go, toe to toe with me, in this
On who is the righteous smith?

Poem Details | by Tom Bell |
Categories: funny, holiday, parody, satire, easter, easter,

Easter Bunny Hop

Easter Bunny....!!
Hop, hop!!.........
Seems just like...
You can not stop.....

Duracell battery
Up your butt?
Or a dose of
Coke your dealer
Forgot to cut?

Easter Bunny.....!!!
Hop, hop!!!......
What was that I just heard?
Was that a plop??

Easter Bunny.....!!!
I hope that is....
A chocolate Easter egg...
I saw fall out..
When you lifted your leg...

Oh, Easter Bunny...
You "Wascalley Wabbit!"
Do you plop all over?
Is this your habit?

Poem Details | by Daisy Ward |
Categories: fun, humorous,

Bunny Hop

On Easter, the bunny hop is the fad
In the words of Michael, who’s bad
Baddest bunny gets the prize
Only for his hoping size
The winner gets a bunny dressed in plaid

Poem Details | by Abdullah Alhemaidy |
Categories: hilarious, hip hop, humorous,

Happy Sisyphus

hard worker being
he really wants that ball
horn stuck on the thorn
happy like the Sisyphus
hill that heap a sound of stones

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: anti bullying, funny,

A Hop, Skip, and a Dance

Britainers have no idea of distance Ontario to B.C. is just a hop, skip and a dance About 3,000 miles London to Aberdeen 450 miles Holy crap, no chance to change your underpants

Poem Details | by Pat Adams |
Categories: health, humorous, introspection,

Skip, Hop, Jump and Run

The days of skip, hop, jump and run
Slipped away from me like a breeze
I skipped skippin', (It was for girls)
Who knew boxers did it? (Not me)

I'd hop rocks and jump the big ditch
Run around like I was deranged
With school, those girls and bad habits
My hoppin' and jumpin' had changed!

I can still run but not too far
I'm embarrassed to say how slow
It's so hard to get back in shape
'Til it happens, you just don't know!

Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: autumn, drink, funny, giggle, self, silly, words,

hip hop mug

this mugs jiggy i wont lie

see it caught your peepn eye

unhitch a lip

caffeine a sip

load up man and liquefy.