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Poem Details | by Maurice Rigoler |
Categories: animal, humor,

Hopeful Hog



One hog to another: It’s such a relief when Easter passes.
I count it a miracle that so many of us survived.
As for next Easter, I’m praying we will by then have died –
it’s the only natural way we poor hogs can save our asses?

Poem Details | by Maurice Rigoler |
Categories: humor,

Hopeful Hogs





One hog to another: It’s such a relief when Easter passes.
It’s a miracle that so many of us survived.
As for next Easter, I pray we will by then have died –
it’s the only natural way we poor hogs can save our a--es?

Or:

One pig to another: It's such a relief when Easter disappears.
It's a miracle many of our friends have survived.
As for next Easter, I pray we will by then have died –
how else can we poor pigs expect to save our rears?