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Poem Details | by David Smith |
Categories: anxiety, beautiful, education, father daughter, growing up, horror, humor,

Hopes for my daughters

I have two daughters beautiful and smart,
I knew that from the start.

Equality with men
I know is important to them.

I just hope they are not in a hurry
To marry.

As I don't know many men who can be 
Right 50 percent of the time like me.

And if they by chance marry some swine,
Will they have to share their jail time.